What would you do?
What would you do?
Rrape him
face fuck wilson
exactly the same thing
Rape Wilson? You're only friend?
Enjoy the solitude. Permanent vacation.
Doesn't matter. Gotta repopulate the earht
fuck the ball
cut a hole in the bottom and have wilson ride my cock all day all night
not use fed ex
And after you cum? Huh?
Now you're stranded and Wilson hates you
Open that fucking package with the wings on it
>implying he doesn't enjoy it
WIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Can you imagine, spending years alone and not being able to have sex for years, it must be hell.
so, was it autism?
open the package with the satellite phone and call for help
Plane crash.
>tfw I marathoned celibacy for 2 days
How did I manage?
Fucking this
IIRC they never say what it was in the movie. But in the book it's two jars of salsa.
IM SORRY WILSON
I will teach him to like it.
I would of fucked up the dental work and died from an infection
currently on a 2 hour no sex streak, had to tell my girlfriends to buzz off but it's so rewarding
DUDE SEX LMAO :D :D :D
>reddit spacing
t. un-ironically "asexual" dude
i certainly wouldn't know how to calculate the search area like he did because im a mathlet
Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses.
thats not reddit spacing