What would you do?

What would you do?

Rrape him

face fuck wilson

exactly the same thing

Rape Wilson? You're only friend?

Enjoy the solitude. Permanent vacation.

Doesn't matter. Gotta repopulate the earht

fuck the ball

cut a hole in the bottom and have wilson ride my cock all day all night

not use fed ex

And after you cum? Huh?

Now you're stranded and Wilson hates you

Open that fucking package with the wings on it

>implying he doesn't enjoy it

WIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Can you imagine, spending years alone and not being able to have sex for years, it must be hell.

so, was it autism?

open the package with the satellite phone and call for help

Plane crash.

>tfw I marathoned celibacy for 2 days

How did I manage?

Fucking this

IIRC they never say what it was in the movie. But in the book it's two jars of salsa.

IM SORRY WILSON

I will teach him to like it.

I would of fucked up the dental work and died from an infection

currently on a 2 hour no sex streak, had to tell my girlfriends to buzz off but it's so rewarding

DUDE SEX LMAO :D :D :D

>reddit spacing

t. un-ironically "asexual" dude

i certainly wouldn't know how to calculate the search area like he did because im a mathlet

Get up off my feet and stop making tired excuses.

thats not reddit spacing