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wacky bruce

poo nigger

wacky poo nigger

Love God and his son Jesus, me

india is such a vile country

whacking out a poo

Falling asleep. Am supposed to be applying for jobs.

u done an alnighter lad?

For me it's Allah and his ultimate prophet

*tucks you in*

absolutely destroyed a load of yanks on here last night lads
one of them even confessed my abuse made him cry

how many wanks do you think you're up to lads?

*balances on my head and lets loose a shit volcano*

>le wacky muttalo man

Harry Kane is going to jail.

older i get the more i realise i don't give a shit about the world outside the anglo countries
even europeans are smelly and vaguely off

Watching niggercatch

no he's not
be quiet

hmmm, about twice every day since I was 13, minus the 12 months I was on beta blockers
we'll call it 1.5 x 15 years

somewhere in the region of 8,000

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these bruces are getting a bit wacky, might be time to let them roam out for a while

ever clicked the wrong image when doing a post and realised how much of a fuckwit you look

not sure if genuine mistake or I'm missing a deliberate irony

the stinks starting to come from the arm pits now

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Ah, the first one.

May has absolutely fucked it

Brendan Fraser is starring in Danny Boyle’s new project “Toil”, alongside Donald Sutherland. Here is what he looks like in character.

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Shant be doing this further you fucking wetwipe

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i'm manic-depressive bruce

choosing life lads

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It's true. Look it up.

im just depressive bruce

*The entire British voting public

*listens to redgum's i was only 19* hmmmm must remind myself to go off to war

Why are you here?

not enough light hearted series these days
nothing i can just chuck on on a whim

is bing down?

Way to miss the bloody point

BBC, Channel 4, The Guardian, The Telegraph etc are all FAKE NEWS

The Sunday Sport is the only real, respectable news production left in Britain.

Wouldn't mind a cute woman asking me to put my willy inside her vagina. Could be fun.

gotta be at least 6000

im ethnically british

*listens to the band played waltzing matilda*
now i REALLY must go to war sounds great aha

what is squirt juice

might go to war so i can die

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very *breathes* VERY VERY VERY veryveryvery VERY depressed

*listens to lostprophets*
wahey lads you know what it's time for

youtube.com/watch?v=Ulj61LxQgTI

me and the lads

>white europeans UNIRONICALLY think they conquered the world because they were genetically superior and not because they just got lucky geo-politically

why the hat

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bit of old newborn porn?

Haven't done any wanks in 3 days.

no you sick fuck taking the last train home

Harry Kane deserves to hang for his crimes #DrainTheSwamp

>gets an email from work at 9:24 at night

ahaha are you fucking kidding me you're dreaming mate

got a dilemma
wee in bed or wee in the loo

yeah pretty much, africa is a rich continent with fertile soil and tons of natural resources and its not our fault if the natives were too dumb to exploit them

would seeing my boipuccy help?

ask Rachel Riley

the god brain post

What did they said mate? They want you to come into toil tomorrow?

Got quite a short toil tomorrow. Only 5 hours

strangely, no

It's a military adaptation of the type of broad brimmed felt hat that men who spent their day on a horse wore in Australia in the late 19th century, with one side raised and held in place with a cockade or badge, also to allow for saluting, eyes right on parade, etc. It was a common element of Australian colonial army uniforms in the years leading up to federation.
army.gov.au/our-history/traditions/the-slouch-hat

>I'm not sure where this error happened but it's frustrating! Duplicate detection.

lol what the fuck is this
is this some sort of yank think or what
I am genuinely baffled by this photograph

brexit MEANS brexit

yanks are truly another species

thing* not think

who wants to see my eggs?

I want to live in a land with more open space but they are all shitholes

>America
>surrounded by Americans

>Canada
>frozen wasteland outside the cities

>Australia
>boiling desert or forests full of crawling shitty things

>New Zealand
>poor and also very ugly women

Brexit

ˈbrɛksJt/

noun

noun:Brexit; noun:Brixit

a term for the potential or hypothetical departure of the United Kingdom from the European Union.

"a Brexit is considered a real possibility for the first time in four decades"

Origin

2012 (asBrixit): blend ofBritish(orBritain) andexit, probably on the pattern ofGrexit(coined earlier in the same year).

>Luke 8:44 She came up behind him and touched the edge of his cloak, and immediately her bleeding stopped.

Toilberg will never catch me. Not me. Not ever.

thanks mate clearly had no fucking clue what you meant before you clarified that

anthropodic runt

>frozen wasteland
not for long

>poor

aching left testicle
burning willy
stinging bum
sunburnt
about to have an awful sleep

a word which means itself is autological

dude weed haha lmao lol

lol mate all words mean themselves thats why theyre words

May is in charge.
She has a working majority.
She doesn't need your permission (or indeed anyone else's) to be the PM.
There will be NO coronation.
The Tories can and will no doubt, hold on for years.
The Loony left will fuck it up for themselves as they get impatient for power.
Brexit WILL happen

Got some eggs here lads, let me KNOW if you want to see my fucking eggs (you do)

Won't Canada and Russia both benefit immensely from climate change?

>When the coffee is so good you blur your face

only if they're free range

you're autological

look guys its thailad

hate this dickhead
> hurr Britain should house Africa because your chair comes from Sweden

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alri levi-strauss

alri thailad

putting my eggs outside to run around asap

>aching left testicle
I have never experienced pain in my testicles before. You should probably get that checked out mate.

alri