Based Max Landis and /ourgirl/ waifu Lucy Fry are bringing us a cop story like never told before

Based Max Landis and /ourgirl/ waifu Lucy Fry are bringing us a cop story like never told before.
youtube.com/watch?v=6EZCBSsBxko

given landis's proclivity for faggotry and the fact it's on jewflix, it sounds like the kind of thing a well adjusted heterosexual man be better off avoiding

I like David Ayer and I've always liked "lol what if fantasy shit was real" so this seems up my alley.

dude my dad is a child murderer lmao

It's basically the shadowrun games which could have worked in a serious tone but they made it some stupid buddy orc cop comedy with shitty nigger music.

A flop.

Take your videogame shit and get the FUCK off my board.

What are you mad about sweetie, there's plenty of videogame movies.

Landis was ran off the movie by Based Ayer, just for that i'm giving this a chance.

>no Dunmer women

I'm on the fence right now.

Looks like absolute dogshit

>from the director of suicide squad

Is David Ayer in this?
dropped

>Ayer
you never know with this fucker
this will either be good or unredeemable trash

Where the dark elves at?

I will watch this because it's an original movie and seems well done. Also hopefully will smith is back to doing big budget sci fi.

>based max landis

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Technically Shadowrun is a tabletop game as well as a video game, but was still a tabletop first.

The fact that you're so insecure as to refer to yourself as a " well adjusted heterosexual " only makes you look like a huge faggot

>No movie about an elf mating village

this one was shit desu

>Netflix
So a budget of a total $4?
lmao

at least throw /tg/ in there you absolute pleb

What about the naughty oni goddess

>Redditflix

no thanks

>That comments section

The memes were true, its just full of literal Marvel Pajeets

Wow they managed to make an utterly retarded premise look watchable.

so when is this shit in rarbg?

>Netflix
Okay maybe it's not so bad

>From the director of Suicide Squad
I think I might have to drop this

>Dat music starts to play
Dropped through the floor.

Suicide Squad is not good. Its director, however, is a very good director. I'm not sure why they named Suicide Squad instead of one of his actual good movies, maybe because Suicide Squad won an Oscar? I dunno.

Seems alright. Could use less of the 'mute, deadly damsel in distress who is basically an assassin' cliche character
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Max Landis has already disowned this and tipped it for a Razzie
Apparently its nothing like his original script so could actually be good

>Landis gets so butthurt he nominates a film he worked on for a Razzie
Damn, definitely gonna watch this now. Fuck Landis.

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Why does Landis always make a big deal when his script gets changed?

This happens to every writer, majority of script writers don't even have control in the first place.

You get paid to shit out some story that can be changed on the fly. Expect nothing more.

Because he's a raging faggot. That's pretty much it.

I'm gonna see this for Noomi Rapace but that's the only reason.

why are they treating orcs like black people?

They are black people, orcs always get enslaved by elves or demons and never progress technologically

It looks like they took Shadowrun and modern cop dramas and smashed them together. It's not going to be mindblowing, but this looks like it could be fun.

Some of you guys are such miserable people. Not everything can be high art like your Nolan kinos.

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

I thought shadowrun was cyberpunk
The technology seems kinda low.

Shadowrun is cyberpunk, but if you remove all of the high tech stuff, this "Bright" movie looks very inspired by Shadowrun.

I've been waiting for a Shadowrun movie for years

How long until BattleTech?

nigga pls the right is full of homos

fuck elrond! fuck elf people!

wat

Looks neat.

Why does everyone have to be so annoying in here? It's like walking on a room full of fat teenage girls fighting over a highschool crush.

>Max Landis

No thanks

>Max Landis has already disowned this

Might see this then

Aside from a bit of banter, which is present in any cop film it doesn't seem that comedy centric. And honestly my only reservations are it being too serious trying to tackle 'muh racisms' in the police.

Movie looks like a ripoff of Alien Nation. Pass.

>more SJW garbage propaganda
when will netshit die

Alien Nation w/ Hellboy elves/fairies. Cultural Marxist script written in aborted fetus blood.

sauce

Toss in some End of Watch as well.

>Cultural Marxist script written in aborted fetus blood.
I'm really hoping they keep the "AYO WE ALL JUS TRYIN TO LIVE TOGETHA" shit to a minimum, but the trailer makes it look like the WHITE elves are th villains.

YOU'RE A FUCKIN ELVEN MALE!

>buddycop movie with orcs and elves and shit
>orc behaves like a white guy
>black man is... sassy black man

You have an original concept and ruin it

>Noomi is a getting BLACKED
it was a nice run lads.

not gonna lie looks fun

>Max Landis
>Will Smith
David Ayer

Why are you surprised?

im gonna piss on ur face ;)

It's going to suck. I was shut out as soon as Netflix bought the script. This trailer is as close as it gets to what I wrote.

Shadowrun is fucking awesome.

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>Will Smith as a cop
will watch

>this is someone's criteria for must watch

You gonna watch Bad Boys 3 despite Bay not directing too?

Alien Nation for NuMales and cucks

ayo hol up. finna ta redo fresh prinz of belair and call it blackish. makin' it rain cuz

i bet you feel really dumb right now user

nice try faggot

> Lucy Fry
Literally who

>based
>/ourgirl/ waifu
Is there a more reddit way to speak?

>thought Will Smith's buddy was some sort of vampire
>it's actually an orc

Is this the closest we will ever get to a Shadowrun movie?

>not thinking Will was an orc

I guess so, yes.

Well it looks like Will Smith is getting to be the usual on screen Will Smith, which is a positive thing. I just don't know what the fuck he's doing in a Netflix movie. His star hasn't fallen all that much.

Will Smith is barely even black

nah I'm just too lazy to search it and want the sadpanda link

>Well it looks like Will Smith is getting to be the usual on screen Will Smith, which is a positive thing

Are you his publicist? Because if you are stop telling him that, he hasn't been good or been in a good movie for years.

It's a step up from his performance in Suicide Squad.

Besides having hair on his head, it really isn't. But look what he has to deal with David "wigger" Ayer again and Max rainbow brite Landis, so it's not totally his fault but he shouldn't be considered blameless either.

Very obviously inspired by shadowrun, looks like it has the potential to be good. However having progressive propaganda shoved down our throats a couple of seconds into the trailer is a major turn-off.

>Suicide Squad is not good.

Fuck off with this meme already.

You literally just made this up.

>Well adjusted heterosexual
Your probably gay on the inside and are in denial

ok let me see
>niggers are nigger
>orcs are... nigger
>elves are literally mafia Slav
what did they mean by this???

>Are of the races are different. Just because they're different doesn't mean anybody is better or worse than anybody

It's got cuck leftist max faggy landis written all over it.

Is this related to shadowrun

An image of you screaming in the mirror every morning: "I'm not gay, dad!" This is reality for you.

This looks like generic cop movie and they're not even utilizing the Shadowrun-like setting in any way.
What a letdown

That's it's big issue. Wasted opportunity.

David Ayer

Will Smith

Max Landis

Mediogre, unoriginal shit. Shadowrun without the worldbuilding scope.

>it's like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes!
it looks well shot and like it might be a fun romp, but this line killed it for me. this is a really poor mcguffin.

>Mediorge

ebin

>WHITE
This is white in 2017?

>From the director of an Academy Award Winning film
wtf why did they put that in the trailer my reddit bros??? Ayer should neck himself after failing to emulate the brilliance that was Civil War.

You have to be a literal moron to think it's anything but trash.

Alein Nation and Hellboy hybrid.

The music is the cringiest shit ever. It's like a music video aimed at teenage girls. Why does he keep getting away with it?