GAME OF CAMEOS

>Cercei enters the castle's kitchen
>Gordon Ramsay is there with a pan over the fire
>"PAN NICE AND HOT-oh im so sorry, didnt see you there my queen"
>bows while looking at the camera

>THIS DISH IS SO ROTTEN, SIR GREGOR IS BLAMING HIS SMELL ON IT

>"Order from table #17 chef, homo nuggets and dip"
>"What are they, fuckin' wildlings
>"Yes chef"
>"Fookin hell

>John is talking about how to reinforce the wall against the White Walkers
>Merkel stands up in the back of the crowd
>"Mein leader..maybe it would be best if we just...let them in?"

>The Hound is traveling to go wherever the fuck he is going
>He sees a man in a field kicking something
>"Why's this idiot kicking that thing in between those 2 sticks? HEY, WHAT ARE YA DOING THERE?"
>Beckam replies
>"Oh its a new game...you probably havent heard of it"
>winks at the camera and then bends it

>looks at Cersei
>I have a use for you

>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE IRON BANK BELONGS TO?!

Thats a funny meme. I havent heard that one before

Its a new one

>Littlefinger walks through Winterfell
>Suddenly Ser Gregor appears from behind the big tree
>"The masked man..." Little finger says
>Of course!
>Ser Gregor removes his helmet but it's not Ser Gregor, it's...
>Bane?
>Aye
>Masterplan is explained
>Littlefinger dies
>Batman flies the atomic bomb out of Kings Landing
>Sansa Stark screams "BRAVO NOLAN"

Lmao that Ed Sheeran spot actually had me laughing so hard. This fuckin pop icon ass dude in game of thrones killing my immersion.

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Liul

>Ed Sheeran is dressed as a soldiers sitting around the fire along with some other soldiers
>He is actually singing a song
>Arya walks by and asks what song that is
>He replies "its a new one"
oh wait

mmhhh

stop, I can only get so erect

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lmao

>Rob Thomas is dressed as a soldiers sitting around the fire along with some other soldiers
>He is actually singing a song
>Arya walks by and asks what song that is
>He replies "its a hot one"

>sudden huge explosion
>David Bowie CGI cameo
>OH SER JEFFERIES

You know you'd watch it

>Jon Snow having another meeting
>this guy sitting at the front, as visible as possible
>"yeah!! the north, bitch! right on!"

>Dragons burn the Red Keep
>Jim Carrey appears as a peasant
>"SMMOKIN'!"

>John is on the wall, four men surround him
>it's Sean Connery , CG Rodger Moore, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig.
>they stab John and throw him off the wall
>"guess he got the point"

fuck, got me

>uppercuts Ghost

>mitchell and webb dressed as the others, riding towards the walls
>"now we'll see how the wall deals with a crack"
>"uh, craster's son, i've just noticed something"
>"well spill it out my brother"
>"did you notice our army lately"
>"our army?"
>"yes, the warriors in our army. have you looked at them?"
>webb raises his arms in confusion, another zombie boy gets up and joins the line
>david looks into the camera, smiling
>"they've got skulls on them"

>GoT apologizes to John Boyega for not having enough black actors
>Cast him for a cameo appearance
NUHAHAAA OH SHIT NIGGA, DAS WA I TALKIN BOUT BRUH
>Makeup/costume crew comes on set
>Put in chains and locked in a cage
>"Yea, blacks were slaves during the Medieval Ages
AYO HOL UP

lel

This would never happen. He's too busy

Mhmm Dragonglass mhm

>see this man walking in the background
>never see another nigger on the show again

> Arya walks down a road
> 3 horse drawn carriages pull up
> The horse drivers stop
> It's Jeremy Clarkson, and James May, Richard Hammond
> They ask for directions to Kings Landing
> Clarkson argues that his carriage and his horses get more horsepower
> May and Hammond argue that theirs are better
> They start a horse carriage drag race on the road
> Ask Arya to wave the flag to go
> The three ride off
> Clarkson crashes
> Richard gets stuck in a hole on the road
> May goes slow and rides away leaving the two behind

This cameo takes up 20 minutes of screen time

>>Arya is on her way to King's Landing when she enters a small hamlet
>>John Oliver is in the marketplace dressed as a town crier, with one of those little jester hats that have bells on them
>>And now onto our main story, the white walkers, or as I like to call them

I'd be down for it

...

this is literally how the ed sheeren part panned out

This is the start of a legendary meme

count me in

kek

That would be kino

>Boyega is in the nights watch and is fighting against some white walkers
>Just about as one of them is about to behead him he looks directly at the camera and goes
>"Mayne, I sho' wish I wuz in a galaxy far far away right about nah"

underrated

>Or as I like to call them REVERSE CLIMATE CHANGE

...

>dothraki blood rider in kind she landing
>kills 3 golcloaks
>turns round
>it's snoop dogg
>"fuck the police yo"
>lights a spliff

ITS A NEW ONE

I can actually see the Slimey Limey getting a cameo
He already works for HBO

Can you say "cross promotion"?

Is he /endgame/?

>Lady Sansa, I'm CIA

>Arya as Walder Frey making her speech to Frey's men
>old woman starts coughing up blood and dies on the spot
>hasn't even distributed the poison wine yet
>it's pic related

> Arya stark passes a lonely figure in the woods
> Its Anita Sarkeesian
> Anita is mumbling to herself, spitting vitriol at the thought of males being captains, kings and rulers
> Arya rightfully points out that the 2 most powerful people in this world (Cerscei and Denarys) are actually female
> Loud Autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEEing comes from Anita
> She sets up a patreon booth outside of kings landing to fight her male oppressors
> Many many people contribute
> She takes the money all for herself and disappears off never to fulfull her promises
> Arya thinks....."what a cunt"

You're doing it wrong.

These cameos are always positive. It's HBO, remember?
A Hildog cameo would have her talking to Sansa about being a great leader and not letting greatness slip away.

An Anita cameo would be her jeering Euron or something, or whatever other male leader that's left

>Walder Frey poisons the wine and kill all of his family
>changes face
>it's Maisie Williams

>It's over Anightsking, I have the highground

damn I love Ewan McGregor.Good one mate.

Mmm my sides

Something something, Littlefinger, something something CIA

This genuinely is memeing of the highest caliber

Ed Sheeran's face is among the top 5 most punchable ones on the planet

I'd be ok with this

>Sansa grumbling at a council of northern lords about Jon having power
>approached by old lady who was cheated out of inheriting a lordship by a rival family
>reminisces to Sansa about it
>gives Sansa advice that makes her leave with a courteous smile
>turns to her carer because she's infirm
>"It's her turn"

>Ned Stark's head comes back alive on his pole
>"oh forgive me, I guess I'm not supposed to be alive right now. After all, I, Sean Bean, die in every role I play"
>winks at the camera
>dies again

hahahahahha

someone do a trump cameo

>got-cameo meme
I like it.
It should come with shoops along with greentext though. Might take some of the shit stink away from this season.

>Jon heads out with a group past the wall to retrieve a walker corpse for the maesters to study
>Its Linkin Park's hit singer Chester Bennington

unfunny shit

>guy on the left enters the keep in the middle of boozy revelry
>he stops and stands in front of a wall hung banner depicting westeros
>the room grows quiet as the drunkards and whores stare, jaws agape
>a maester finally speaks up, whimpering "r-r-robb stark.. k-king of the north!"
>the doppelganger furrows his brow, leaning into the camera
>"NAW, MORE FAKE NEWS FRUM DER CITARDAL"
>a hedge knight stands up unsheathing his sword, "this is lannister land now, young wolf.."
"AHMAGIN MAH SHORCK, AR EXPECT NUFFINK LESS FRUM DER TOLERARNT SOWTH"

KEK

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>walks up to kitchen wench
>looks at cake she made
>I AVENT SEE SUCH A WET MESS SINCE I FUCKED THE QUEEN
>SPLIT'ER RIGH OPEN
>SAID ER'CUNT WAS FOR ER'BROTHER AND OPENED ER'ASSHOLE
>THAT WAS FINE WIT ME, CAUSE ER'PUSSY IS RAAAAAHHHHHTTEEEEEEEEEN FROM INCEEEEEEEEEESSST

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

LMAO
M
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MAINSTREAM METEOR

>groaning and grunting noises

>the glass candle call that saved Westeros

good thread

Three dragons? Three? That's insane

>Cersei walks into the throne room
>A huge crowd and cameras everywhere
>It's Trump, on a podium in front of the iron throne, adressing the public
>"Crooked Cersei has done nothing for our GREAT realm, Westeros. We have a HUGE debt to the Iron Bank of Braavos. Terrible trade deals, terrible. We need someone who knows how to run this realm. I have a TREMENDOUS amount of experience. Cersei would never be able to end our debt and bring back jobs. I will bring back jobs to commoners of all our great Seven Kingdoms."
>Trump does his winner smile and winks at the camera

>Trump promises to rebuild the wall and defeat the White Walkers for good
>All other characters do a total 180 and decide White Walkers should all be allowed to stay

>not treenet telepathy

>YOU ARE A RACIST BIGOT FOR HATING ON WHITE WALKERS, THEY ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD

> Sam gets a tour of the facilitiies of Oldtown
> Sherrif Trevis gives him a tour of the dungeons
> ends with "Yeah well, that's when we started boltin' the beds to the walls".

> mhmm i need powder
> Quiburn, i have a use for you
> we'll need human piss and shit for the process, Ser Nootka
> 20 minute montage of Sam collecting a literal shit ton

kek

> sends ravens to everyone every few hours
> Wildlings taking our jobs in the private security sector. Many such cases. So sad

>Euron Greyjoy returns to King's Landing and enters the throneroom
>"I told m'lady I would return with a gift"
>He points to his men as they escort in a shackled ogre of a man. with a patchy beard, neck boils, and greasy hair
>The man looks up at Cersi and it is revealed to be Adult Swim cult comedy hit star "Sam Hyde"
>He smiles at Cersi for a moment and asks "SUCK DICK MUCH??"
>Credits Roll

>carriage pulls up in King's Landing
>transforms
>it's optimus 'war crime' prime
>brutally fucking slaughters almost everyone
>only Cersei's left
>"NO OPTIMUS-"

Kek

>quite warm for a winter
*looks at camera*
>wouldn't you agree?

>All men must die, Jon, and I lost my balls in battle.

> Do you know the Rynes of Castamere, Ser Stussy?
> It was an old familyof the western realm, sworn to the Lannisters.
> They got uppity and made a veritable cuckold of old Lord Tytos
> When his son Tywin became Lord of Casterly Rock, he had them all killed and their home razed to the ground.
> Now, Mr. Stussy, are you a Rayne or are you a Clegane?

Surprised Thewlis hasn't genuinely been on the show yet.

Nah, they'd probably waste him as a shrewd Maester or something.

can we ban all the Sup Forums posters?

>boo hoo someone said nigger
No one cares. Get back to your safe space SJW snowflake. I don't even know what that guy's post is about, but no one gets banned on fucking Sup Forums for saying nigger. And no one gets banned simply because they visit other boards, are you retarded?

>shitwinters comin' boys

dont bother with sjws bro. its probably some dumb roastie or a nu male.

The guy is so rich yet he can't get proper hair transplants?

>Lady Arryn did not fly so good. Who wants to try next?

>all these buzzwords

would think it was satire if it wasnt or how brainwashed Sup Forumstards actually are

He tried so hard

>t.roastie