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President Wordsmith edition

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MISTER PROIM MINISTAH

you arrive in the Lake District

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>using comfy to describe a game
>all manchild handheld games
add super meat boy, binding of isaac and other indie games to that

lads

hate when you wake up and your cock is still covered in blood and shit

You didn't build that

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wish I was korean they look like a fun bunch

posting old DCS shit until this is england finishes downloading

wash your cock after sex you dirty boy

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decided i'm going to do a wank standing up for a change
haven't done this in ages but i'll last longer innit?

love the illustrations in the hobbit

>banjo kazooie
>handheld

what on earth does this have to do with british culture
yankism is genuinely a mental illness

clean your stinky piss cat

NK is heaven on Earth.

something like 1 in 25 people are gay, there's no way there's a gene for it
either has to be a virus or in utero problem

F15 cucks all other planes

I want my girlfriend to fart on my face.

mental illness more likely

What about bi people?

ask her

it's entirely to do with upbringing

fun fact: brixton has its own money

Think I'm wrong in the head

Fun fact: Don't care

already did and she said no

>brixton
stopped caring

watching Lady Bird

having been through 12 years of Catholic school it's quite relatable

might become a mercenary in Africa

something like 1 in 25 people are potatoless, there's no way there's a climate for it
either has to be a famine or in British Isles problem.

Nice digits

steam screenshots bring back old memories

it's the fault of fit lads

steamed potatoes

>fun
big fan
>fact
hate them

Hope you let go

OH BEGORRAH TIS A FECKIN GAY VIRUS

is it actually good or just slow shit

think my grandad would disown me if i was gay

Was watching a doc about them in Afghanistan, all absolute pillocks, surprised they were still alive

why does your grandad own you?

me and the lads

think my grandad would shag me if i was gay

Gay couple probably.

Toil on the morrow lads

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The green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In a fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

Thread goes to shit when emma kid shows up

>toil is over
>13 hours until toil again
>4 hours of free time at home

uncle would probably disown me if l fail my machine operating degree

I like how tim doesn't have a toil, but he chooses to toil with his youtube videos instead

What's her name

reminder that its purely coincidence every single paedophile rape gang in this country (dozens) were all muslims. noticing trends is racist.

in ancient cultures, eunuchs would be powerful members of the court and would influence leaders and the masses through lies and deception

history repeats itself

radiohead is an overrated meme

i really like it so far

as with most coming-of-age films it can seem a bit slow at times but like i said, having been through Catholic school i'm finding i can relate quite easily to the characters (who are also in Catholic school), which makes the film more engaging for me

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Yeah but the gf, friends and family make it all worth it haha :)

puerto rico is an overrated meme

You play on FSG?
Are you the annoying frog?

they're just the ones who get caught

nothing against women and I am not gay, but men are better than transgender people.

Mental how Facebook makes you dox yourself

what's the sheed version of deano?

mo?

how would you describe that look on her face?

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Lady Bird is anti-Catholic propaganda made by Jews to subvert the teachings of Christ and sows seeds of distrust and dissent within the West's youth.

no such concept in normie culture

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any pig iron man in?

How do i meet gay guys
(NOT a bumder, just curious)

rorke pls, you lot say this about literally every film involving the Church

bit gay

>That is a really dumb point to bring up considering average Euros know just as much about their history as the Americans they project their issues on.

Yeah I just looked up schizoid personality disorder and it's not what I thought (but I definitely have that and/or avoidant pd). I also hear the voices. 2 kinds:

One when I'm very relaxed (usually about to go to sleep) that are like a random second or two of someone's phone conversation or internal dialogue. Just a few words, no context, no relevance to anything, appearing in my brain with a voice to go with it. Different kinds of voices, but always seem to be British adult males. this is easy to cope with because I can tell it's in my head. I've always had this.

Then there's what I call aural pareidolia. My brain turns white noise (eg computer fans, extractor fans, a fridge buzzing, my boiler whirring) into voices that I hear with my actual ears. I hear people in other rooms, talking about me, or saying dramatic or scary shit. I once called the cops to a flat above mine when I thought someone was being murdered in there. The police knocked the door in, place was empty. It had been the noise of my PC fan or fridge (or both), converted by my faulty brain into the sound of a woman pleading for her life. I can sometimes determine that it's in my mind by repeating "Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich..." in my head. The voices I hear start saying it too, that's how I know it's not real. This problem started after a week on Sertraline Hydrochloride (prescribed for depression). I had an insane hallucinatory event, and it never properly stopped.

inb4 tl;dr: I wrote this more as a bit of therapy for myself.

on /brit/

mad how easily the average normoid is willing to give up their personal information to kikeberg

doing a rewatch of this kino

0w0

Prove me wrong.

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thoughts?

>tfw you finally get back out into the wasteland after all that time trapped in that dlc

any Cold Iron man in?

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woof haha

I work in a gay bar (not gay myself) as a bartender
I'd not recommend going to a gay bar to meet gay guys if you're not gay since they generally try and get off with you

....AANDAY

need a mixed race german gf

probably because nearly every film involving the church is made by kikes, and those that aren't like Passion of the Christ are given poor reviews by said kikes

do you get propositioned for cheeky blowjobs?

thanks or the insight into schizophrenia always wondered how it works.

Don't have a Facebook

how does a lad get hips like this?

yes

>driving with mate
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his trousers
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty car park
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his arse off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid queer
>I kiss him and call him a bender while laughing

I love playing jokes on my mates.

you need to be castrated

what do you lads actually know about:
-the period of time in between the Norman Conquest and the War of the Roses
-the period of time in between the English Civil War and the Napoleonic Wars