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SC's third largest city is named Blumenau. Brazilians have a hard-on for German names, one of the largest cities in the country is called Uberlandia.

learn phonetics silly
if you learn phonetics you'll immediately be able to understand how most major languages are pronounced once you read their wikipedia page

I WANT SEX NOW

*oils your body up, which arouses you more*

OH ok, I don't have another feasible option though
That or could learn the sk*ne R
(Nope.jpg)

>25% native
woah that's a lot

yeah don't worry I was only interested in rough percentage not going in details
anyway that's mean that your mother is half native o_O

>85248819
there really isn't countryside on SG, so how do they divide a city in 16 cities?

>Uberlandia
Yeah I think I've heard about that city before. I saw a documentary about Brazil sometime ago where they talked about German Brazilians, they mentioned something about agents going to these areas to pick up potential models.

*nobody noticed that yesterday and today I didn't post any Astolfos*
Mission complete

>so how do they divide a city in 16 cities?
the same reason why there are like 180 cities in the Los Angeles metropolitan area
no reason at all

I think the most disgusting way a city is divided up into municipalities is in Miami, Dade County has utterly horrible municipality borders (Broward has top-tier borders though)

My brain isnt good with symbol to sound sound recognition desu. Im ok with having a bit of an accent as long as I can be understood desu

whatever, astolfo

I think it's the second largest city in Minas Gerais, either that or Juiz/Contagem

Minas isn't stereotypically German though. While the South (especially SC) is memed as white

w..woa lewd desu

well that will work as long as you don't try languages with completely foreign consonants (Chinese, Hungarian, and Russian have palatals, Japanese has uvulars, etc)

I WANT TO CUDDLE NOW
I'll tie you up until it passes c:

So it would seem, however we look unusually white. My mom looks exactly like any other Italian or Spaniard which is why such a high percentage is weird for me. We don't look Native for shit.
Kek, if you practice enough, you could learn. I believe in you. And please don't pronounce it the way they do it in Scania hahaha...

reminder that all shimakazes are male

It was cool for them to have cities I guess
did they serve some purpose?

Astolfo is long dead
it was about time

tfw don't even have a proper english accent yet
need to practise that before attempting a new language

i've been working on my aspirations though and they've been quite good so far

i need to internalise my aspirations like i did to my dentals

local government, planning, etc
basically what a province/region would do

Look can be deceiving don't base anything on that
Anyway you probably get me wrong I'm not interest in genetic like an average neonazi larper would
It's genuine curiosity about history of population

>Memed as white
Yeah it would surprise me, South Americans always wish they were whiter than they actually are.

I'm going to bed now, sleep tight my friends!

Night desu

What, you don't like the sound of choking on a potato like the d*ne-lites do when they speak?
I'm too lazy to learn any of those desu. I already have heaps of things that I want to learn before I'd even consider it

I understood that, don't worry, I didn't take any offence at all, genetics and looks are actually interesting stuff!

Good night buddy!

Goodnight

Lel no haha.

Nighty! :D

Sov gott!

What are you fluent in desu? Do you know any other languages than English and Svenska?

I'm only fluent in English
I only really know enough swedish to watch my Finnish-swedish hippopotamus cartoons and say lewd stuff :^)

It was easy to learn swedish as a germanic native?

muumins :dd

>tfw want to be fluent in 8 languages but only speak 1.5 right now

the more you wait the worst but you already know that probably

y-yes desu
i have to get my english accent to be prim and proper first desu but that isn't too far away

then i can go on italki and fuck around

The grammar is weird but it's manageable to get a minor grip on lol
But it's fun and I hate the Anglos being monolingual meme so it's one way of fixing it

I'm technically still learning though , my swedish isn't good lul

i really need to fucking sleep already, bye desu

Sleep well

I would have done probably the same if I would have born as an English native so don't worry
it's just human lazyness you are already one step above

Goodnight

I'm gonna sleep too
behave

gonna visit you in your dreams good night

I WANT TO HUG SOMEONE REEE

pls hug me

Ok deal :D

lewd or no lewd?

It's me so it won't be very lewd :3

Good morning everyone, I just had a weird dream

o..okay
morning. whtcha dream?

Morning
Tell us about it
I might touch your hands though if that's ok:3

>tfw you never hold hand with a girl outside of kindergarden

Well it involved you, basic basically we went to visit this weird building that was kinda like a sanatorium but tour groups went through all the time and I say something stupid and we end up getting committed and put in this really long bed, tour groups keep walking by and and saying weird things (I remember something about Romania and some kind of new washing machine) so other stuff happens that I can't remember it was kinda comfy but then we decided to leave so we get up and leave and get in my car, the police show up, I go to talk to them and they taser me, then I woke up

So yeah, weird dream

Morning, how's it going?
Wow, I can't remember holding hands with a girl at all

I'll help wing-women ya so you can find a qt girl to hold hands wif
That sounds spooky desu.

k, now im 22 i guess

morning maty
>Well it involved you
never tought someone would dream about me.
>weird
well that is true i guess. stuff that involves me is usually weird

It was comfy until the pigs showed up
Happy birthday to you
You're 102
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

But seriously happy birthday mate

Good, I had a shower and jumped back in bed
>pic related
>22
You're still so young :0

Fucking hell phone I'M NOT UPSIDE DOWN

how old are you?
>But seriously happy birthday mate
thanks chalmers :3

23, I'll be 24 this year c:

Wow, I wish I had that many softtoys on my bed

lol granny whats up
i bet you want other toys on your bed

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>lol granny whats up
That's funny coming from a grandpa like you
>i bet you want other toys on your bed
l-lewd... But I wouldn't want them in my bed, that would be uncomfortable

It's pretty cosy c:
>grannie
I'm a total gilf without the whole having kids or grandkids :^)
>"other toys"
You don't store those in your bed you silly thing

of course you store them in your body.
t.knower

THANKS WESTY

>22
Fucking oldies in my thread.
GO AWAY GRANDPA

Shut up boy

teenager lol

little kid

nope

No you store them in a draw. They only go in you when you use them

>it occurs to me that I could have interpreted other toys in a non lewd way

I-I'M PURE
You need to work so you can pay to put us in an old persons home

If I had my way we would defund social security
Old cunts can fend for themselves

highshooler lol
wait why do you know so much things about lewd toys?

You're pretty much a teenager, you are probably the youngest one here you literal child

You're just salty that I'm young and in my prime and your dirty and old and past your due date.

>I'm young and in my prime
Yeah... this is your prime time and you spend it with us oldies.

and you waste your primetime on Sup Forums with us yea

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sure thing you youngin, don't you have people your own age to hang out with?

*g-goes out and makes some friends my own age*
f-fine!

N-no r-reason..
>wasting your prime years here

we will wait for your comeback normie

wait...

Good luck with that, I don't if they let perverts like you around kindergarten's

* I doubt

he will probably fail there miserably and will move on to pre-shool and wont be cool enough for those kids
but we will always be here for you lanklet :3

Okay the kid has gone so we can resume our mature adult discussions

Deleting that so I don't get banned lolol

What was it?

yes
i go to bed now. Anyone want to come too and do some mature stuff there?

It was a dildo that literally said pekkas cock

Pretty funny desu
Hugs are mature right?

Sure thing, we can make a fort with the pillows and blankets
hehe

yes of course hugs are mature
please tie me up and use me as human shield in the pillow wa

>Pillow fort
Count me in pls

G-good. We could hug each other then :3

I'll tie you up and use you as a pillow
*counts you in*

i really gonna sleep now. Will have a small fap first tho

Goodnight and good luck

Yeah I wanna play pillow forts too.

Yay

My flatmates use my lap as a pillow sometimes because I have squishy thighs c:
Sleep well

Just had a nice shower

Nice, was it a naked one?

wtf
So did I...
Spooky...