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sue

EL CHUPACABRA

think about it logically with facts
>humans have the biggest cocks relative to our body size of any mammal, our women caused this by selectively breeding with the mates with the largest cocks = women like big cocks
>black men have the largest cocks, so logically this means women like black cocks the most
>blacks are more aggressive and likely to rape/kill/steal(dark triad traits are proven to be the most sexually exciting to women)
>interracial sex is taboo, men are insecure about penis size and this fuels the fetish for black men and adds an air of mystique to them sexually
>black males are now trendy and mainstream as rap music and black culture have been aggressively pushed in the media for decades in the west and even in asia where it is now being banned outright white girls are learning how to twerk to rap and are hitting the gym more than ever doing squats and booty exercises, this is a subconscious or even explicit attempt to attract black men to impregnate them
>women are social creatures and more malleable than men, positive exposure to blacks portrayed as "cool" and "fun" has a big psychological effect on them
>#mixed babies are a normie meme right now, the kardashians are the most popular family in the world and they are all being black bred on rotation, even the father(now a woman)
>interracial porn is now mainstream, BLACKED and KEK are now terms in the collective consciousness being used by even schoolchildren
>white testosterone and sperm counts are drastically declining and white men are being demonized and humiliated in the media 24/7, the phrases "white male", or "white boy" are basically pejoratives at this point, white guys have never been more shy/beta/timid around women due to all of this
>in the west, more young men than old men are now reporting ED and asking for male supplements like viagra and cialis (they can no longer fuck white girls even if they manage to get one in bed)

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yanks actually have pretty cool wildlife

>"Scotch-Irish (or Scots-Irish) Americans are American descendants of Presbyterian and other Ulster Protestant Dissenters from various parts of Ireland, but usually from the province of Ulster, who migrated to North America during the 18th century."

gonna watch cloverfield see you in 84 minutes x

el arcangel de los mixtos...

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Are you the mulatto German?

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Presbyterian niggas in da house

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Hello nigger

*glorps your zorp*

Is origins actually good?

I prefer a badger

Only ever played the first assassin creed

just put one of those M&S detroit style pizzas in the oven

pengest pizzas out right now lads

would recommend x

Rude boys out

What's a detroit style pizza? Does it collapse once it's done cooking?

Crypto currency crash is causing a bear market.

dunno its a square though

If all those Protestant Irish had not emigrated to America today Ireland would be mostly Protestant, would not have become independent and the UK would be called the United Kingdom of the British Isles. The IRA would not exist, neither the Republic of Ireland, neither Dixieland and we would all be happier.

Sup Forums is basically a superfast forum

going to class at 6:30 pm (1830)
haha what am I like

had a look at that, looked peng but didn't buy it. let us know if it's tasty.

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I've always called that Sicilian style idk y
I wish we had more anglos in this country

yeah it's great

had the whole hog one and it tasted very similar to pizza hut/dominos meat feast pizzas

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>11
>35 posts in 13 minutes

/brit/ completely dead

ah yes

Press F to pay respects.

any sad man in?

You should never have become independent of the British Empire. Imagine a Commonwealth with Anglo-America, British Isles, Australia and NZ. You would be invincible.

toil on the morow

post choons

F(aggot)

what do you do for toil la

someone would've screwed it up
if not the liberals in the colonies than the socialists once the industrial revolution started

want to go out in the city wednesday night but none of the lads want to

bit of a pain in the arse

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Uni toil on the morrow

choose your favourite

the thot in my math class failed her test haha

Uni toil is just sitting through lectures and studying

STATE of yank hours /brit/ one post a minute yanks making lists of whiteness and posting presidents fucking hell

Fugo y flechas of the Falange.

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wat uni

all me

Kings college

>tfw currently experiencing the Rachel end of the Ross and Rachel "break" incident
Finally understand why it drove her so mental haha

UCLAN

mostly me

this is irrefutable

4/5

I think britain would never have seen the full value and potential in america

the problem with empire building is you try and hoard all the resources and benefits in the home nation and its always one of the factors in the eventual collapse

thats good you cunt

have had a greggs £3 meal deal every week day for the last 3 months at least

normally get a baguette and a white coffee

What's the best way to kill yourself lads?

fuck id love to go kings or imperial or something

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Offer to help her

Brits spell it “arse” but pronounce it “oss”.

Explain yourselves.

howling at the post from a few days ago about the lad telling the robot to backflip onto his bollocks

>Uni toil

christ the redeemer imagine her if she got preggers shed be like mal malloy but without the obesity

Maybe she's right filthy in bed

Define best.

Least painful? Inhaling a handful of grains of carfent then lying down, falling asleep and dying.

Least chance of failure? Jumping into the open caldera of an active volcano.

Walked home with the proto-gf last night. Had to take a longer route but whatever. Said I'd see her on Thursday and she was "or maybe sooner?". Left it at that hahaha.

looks like a gin hag

happy waitangi day lads

the r is silent

thanks you too

genuinely looks GOOD here
what witchcraft is this?

Why is the white man physically inferior to the BLACK?

Had an argument with a girl and we broke things off and then a month later we saw each other and fell for each other again but it turns out she kissed her ex during that month.

Very conflicted emotions lads.

I pronounce it arsé

don't have many volcanoes knocking about around these parts haha

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a LOT of makeup
a great angle and shes wearing eye colour contacts or some editing

what is literally the point of paying money to rosy on her findom account? all she does is post lewd pictures she shows to twitter anyway, no nudes of any kind. all you get out of her is a depleted bank account and some teenager being a cunt to you

so like marseille with the m?

christ

ksi was the naturally bigger and rangier guy

weller had to bulk just to make weight

these factors combined considering their mutual lack of experience put ksi as a strong favourite before the first bell rings

no one pronounces it like that, dumb yank

if you honestly intend on ending your life I'm quite sure you can afford to splurge on a plane ticket and a bus ticket at the other end

rock hard at the mere thought of it

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>see a hint of latex/rubber/pvc in a tv show
>get the urge to have a wank

the latex poster has really done a number on me

ah yes same excuses as when mayweather beat mcgregor

Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.

*Cheers and clapping from audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all

Every time I’ve head a Brit say arse they’ve pronounced it so as to rhyme with loss, boss or floss.

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/brit/ would honestly have quite a high average IQ compared to the other forums on the internet i reckon

Girl that super liked me seemed really keen until I said we had to move underground and repopulate the earth

It's pretentious but the ladies love a man with a bit of continental flair. Probably

My IQ is 94