MOUNT UP FAGGOT WERE FIGHTING ISIS

>MOUNT UP FAGGOT WERE FIGHTING ISIS

What do?

>you will never live to see another crusade against the mudslime hordes thanks to liberalism

I was born 1079 years too late.

Unsheathen the katana and sengoku period armor I hide in my body pillow and mont up.

Saddle up, load up, kill as many as I can, come home with all my limbs.

Steal all medals from the olympics forge them into a sword and mount up.

stay home cuck all of this faggots and have a whole town full of my off springs

Assemble my army of tarantulas and mount up.

I'm already mounted fool!

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>I-I don't know how to ride a horse...

Tell them that they have nice flags.

> muh jooos are the real problem, im staying in my basement

>I-I don't know how to ride a horse...
That's fine, for every horseman there are at least two people to care for the animal and arms. You can still help the crusade, brother.

Wipe the hamburger grease from my face and break my mount.

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can we re-take constantinople on the way?

t. shlomo shekelstein

Can I just use a quad bike?

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Only if you make your armor out of beer boxes.

.t abdoola bin buttfarkheen