ITT: terrible cinematography

ITT: terrible cinematography


Give me some:
>lens flare
>shaky cam
>nonsensical shot compositioning
>so many cuts that it's basically stop motion
>anything else that's terrible

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>No fun

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Obligatory
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onestly how can 7 seconds of film be so bad

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Look no more!

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This takes the cake desu

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REEEEEE beat to it by seconds but I got trips so fuck you user

I don't get it
Why did they make it look like some direct to dvd/vod type post apocalyptic/zombie flick?

You earned those trips, good job.

also it seems unfair to post Segal but fuck it, it counts.

>5 people in the wide shot
>kills 11 people
>1 neck snap
>1 guy gets blasted by a machine gun
>6 headshot

that's pretty amazing

>That documentary-esque zoom-in

Just fuck my shit up senpai

Fuck named it wrong, well time to double down

This is the guy who had the game's cutscenes to work off of from the game and yet his version is WORSE.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Pk6rRUEseE

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amateur, onestly

:^)

Anyone got that webm of the guys chasing each other in a tight circle shooting just behind each other's feet?

>tfw take any excuse to post some koala-tea CoM clips

I don't have it but someone will
its the final fight scene from resident evil vendetta (2017) before the bad guy transforms

to be fair, nothing wrong with the camerawork, it's just REALLY stupid

What the fuck? Was this the King Arthur movie that just came out? That's worse than I could have possibly imagined.

pure action kino

Thank you, it is truly magical.

It's sad that not a single one of you kids seem to even know what is really meant by "cinematography" or what that means in practice. As a cinematographer, I used to laugh at these retarded posts, in the same way I'd imagine a literature professor would laugh at a 12 year old attempting to discuss Swann's Way, but these posts seem to have become the norm rather than the occasional funny exception. It's truly pathetic that a board on a forum dedicated to the discussion of film to be this completely ignorant to the process of film making.

Why not just make a CoM thread, or would it buried under all kinds of Brexit/syria/it wasn't supposed to be a documentary bullshit?

What was the budget for this?
It looks identical to the scene in the matrix where keanu turns into rubber man fighting thousands of rubber men - complete with the awkward transition to live action at the end of the scene

I don't come to Sup Forums to learn, NERD.

>That zoom

KEK

i sort of agree with you but your post is so fucking pretentious that i'm still going to call you a fag

This film is underrated

This is pretty cool though.

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unironically kino

Why even bother with live action at this point? Just make the whole movie CGI like Beowulf.

Most of these people are from Sup Forums though

>trying to justify shitty camerawork and editing by acting like an elitist snob

You fit right in here

>someone greenlit this

Absolute madman.

it's called a snap zoom, bud

I think thats a steadycam

But I wanna see celebrity superstar Charlie "JACKIE BOY" Hunnam

>As a cinematographer
Get the fuck out of here you're a NEET who can't handle when your shitty Marvels are mocked for the massive turds they are.

Do you really think that, user?

Holy shit, I feel sick just from that little clip. How much vomit did theater workers have to mop up after this?

I like it desu, its incredibly easy to follow and pretty fun

>As a cinematographer who has over 50 films under my belt on my youtube channel which has a combined total view count of 254 views, with 10 likes, I have to laugh at anonymous people on the internet who are completely ignorant to the process of film making

Yeah

I'm sure it would just end up in some political bullshit or wouldn't get any replies at all because it isn't capeshit

Rope yourself

Shaky cam is the worst by far. I have turned off movies because of shaky cam.

youtube.com/watch?v=1YuJtOgeLpw
I love this guy, he really knows movies and is so knowledgeable

yeah, lets just fog the whole scene it's fine

>no mention of the Hobbit barrel scene seamlessly transitioning to shitty gopro footage

This was the first time in a while I actually got completely taken out of a movie while at the cinema, it was just so damn jarring for some reason

youtu.be/nM7byUTrSZA?t=64

It's funny comparing the cinematography of modern holloywood blockbusters to old low budget kung fu movies. The cheesy old movies are so much better shot and choreographed, it's hard to believe.

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>this man is responsible for Justice League now
JUST

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>when you spend half the budget on one scene so you have to make the most of it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is it just my impression or as cgi is used more and more we're getting the school of anime fight in big action movies?

>we want the 300 audience, 10 years too late

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They actually missed a golden opportunity to make that one continuous shot from her perspective where you see quick flashes of the action around her as the camera swings past each round. It would have worked fine for the ADD crowd too.

I fucking hate JJ so much

>my boi Iain glen is in this shit

>look, guys! It's all one shot, so that means it must be good cinematography, r-right?

Holy fuck

Every single Marvel action scene is an abomination

Except Ant-Man

>things white people do
>fall out the same window seven times in a row

Conversation scenes where it's nothing but shallow focus close-ups.

kek the solders just wondering how to make batman look good, just stooping mid shot and going in for the melee.

I wonder if anyone has ever counted to see what film has the most cuts, this has got to be way up there if not #1. It almost seems like the editor is just trolling with that shit

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I miss Iron Man 1 action desu. He's gotten so much different and weaker now.

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....I loved the cinematography of Elisyum tho.

Man, how can you hate this?

When is this coming out on video.?...looks badass

Reminder that the same people who like this shit think
looks good as well

the first 10 secondes look like something out of Dark Souls

>t. ywn get a full movie set in this universe directed by based Snyder.

I always thought that scene was fucking dumb. She is like 10 meters away from him holding out that light saber for like a minute straight. Just walk up to the guy what the fuck?

Kek, even Michael Bay would get sick watching that shit this is fucking ridiculous

she's just checking if he's still got the force

To be honest the resident evil games are just as cheesy and lame as the movies, that said Resident Evil 4 is great but translating that shit to a movie its gonna end up being shit that looks like it should go direct to video, same with all the Resident Evil games, including "le super serious scary" one like RE7

You could translate the Silent Hill games better since you could use psychological horror and not that many monsters, no generic shit, it could work but who knows

one take is the worst meme to be popular again
even worse than snap zooms

what segal movie? this is unironically pretty cool. if he goes around fucking shit up with a mini sword like that I'll watch it but if it's just a one scene deal then forget it

hate to break it to you but this is fucking kino. you salty marvel cuck

You could justify it by saying they have orders to take Batman in alive so Superman can be the one to kill Batman.

>this entire Sup Forumseddit post

you do realize that they're not trying to kill batman in that scene right?

stop projecting you fucking retard, everybody knows you're a reddit summerfag MCUck

>can't give a single reason for why it's bad other than "lol capeshit!"
you're trying way too hard to fit in here jack

PATHETIC CINEMATOGRAPHY

>british numale that started posting on Sup Forums after 2015 and uses Sup Forumseddit meme speak telling anyone to go back
LOL

stop

projecting

>am I fitting in yet guise!
please have sex

It's absolute garbage

>posts on Sup Forums too
The absolute state of your anti-Sup Forums ideals being put on display
>p-p-please stop bullying! when I joined Sup Forums last year it was like this which means its always been like this
Pathetic new cancer

i unironically got into this.

I know it's from vidya though.

whatever you say m8. think you'll find most of the marvel fags on here stem actually stem from that place desu. i don't even like dc particularly but that fight scene btfo out anything marvel has ever shat out

the fucking irony kek

Every fight from Winter Soldier is better than that shit