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/brit/
Lucas Miller
Chase Barnes
WOTS A COMPUTAH
Landon Hughes
*blocks your path*
Jeremiah Reed
applying for toil
what's the point when every position has 100+ applicants
Parker Ortiz
WOD'S A CAMPOOTURRR?
Angel Parker
Grayson Wood
Night night babes
Nathan Clark
consultio/consultius
Julian Jones
sophie
Connor Wright
thought of a new word for the east Asians, lads
rice-kind
Evan Richardson
Because you're better than 1000 men m8 never mind 100
Jason Reed
WHADS COMBLEGGHHEJHJFEhj
Jaxon Garcia
>but that food is disgusting mate
no it's not you actual liar
Christopher Flores
HNNNG!
Adam Evans
>Engineering student
>Learning about shear stresses
>Get to a question that seems impossible to do
>Turns out there's this thing called DOUBLE shear
>Pulled my professor on it telling me he never taught us this shit
>I taught you single shear tho, u shud hav known sweetie ;)
Ahh yes.
9 grand going to good use.
Jaxson Martinez
Stand out user. Wear a fluorescent suit to the interviews.
Colton Butler
racist
Brandon Johnson
Did a history degree ended up working in a bank turns out I could’ve gotten the job with my a levels don’t regret my three years at uni tho I had a right laugh
Thomas Rivera
mind boggling how large america is and how many large towns/cities it has
Robert Wilson
Things I'll never do:
Kiss a girl
Have sex with a girl
Have kids
Go on a date with a girl
Graduate from uni
Move out of my parents house
Hold hands with a girl
Get married
Julian Rogers
every thread
Lucas Sanchez
Smash his car up.
Lucas Harris
do not understand girls who go to raves/festivals and don't do drugs
literally how
James Taylor
same, feel like a right dirty leech
Michael Adams
babestation
Easton Bailey
hmmm we're literally learning the same things at the same time haha
Christopher Rivera
million dollars a day!
Camden Morales
love the hypocrisy around modern politics in that everyone is about accepting people for who they are but reject people who don't accept their weltangschauung
Gavin Green
Not really.
Cooper King
high off the tunes mate
Jonathan James
shrooms or acid lads
Logan Moore
Love it when the poster puts real effort into making the segway funny
Logan Richardson
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go
Isaiah Lee
haha no way :D
But in all seriousness this is a rip off.
How am I supposed to just "know" shit.
You TEACH it then I REITERATE it.
That's how learning WORKS.
Christopher Gutierrez
>be unemployed for several years
>now you aren't employable at all despite your best efforts
wow thanks job market
Hunter Nelson
barely ever get to the interview stage
probably doesn't help i live 3 hours from the nearest big city
what are we meant to do
got a great degree but so does everyone else
Ayden Murphy
YOU BETTER SHAPE UP
*doo doo doo*
'CAUSE I NEED A MAN
*doo doo doo*
AND MY HEART IS SET ON YOU
Lincoln Sanders
dude
Jaxon Reyes
There is absolutely nothing to this lad but drugs. Not a single interesting thought
Dominic Hughes
>why yes I do use drugs to make up for my lack of personality
Ayden Jones
>not lying on your application
You deserve NOWT with that attitude
Connor Taylor
got rejected from a job desu by automated email
didn't get passed the """""video interview""""""
when I asked for feedback as to why, they said it was policy not to
shite desu
Joshua Green
Addiction is real.
Julian Lewis
*goes my own way*
Gabriel Richardson
yeah no shit, how new are you?
Ryder White
>end up on an "employability" course that doesn't help anything but hide you as a statistic
Hunter Lewis
I've stopped caring and just apply for everything I see
Brayden Nelson
Bloody 'ell midnight already
Joshua Bailey
It’s pretty big but largely empty think about how small mid wales or northern scotland and how empty and remote they seem
Liam Campbell
I am white
Asher Price
need some sad choons
Juan Bailey
what job?
somehow passed a video interview once but got absolutely fucked at the assessment centre
sat on trains for 8 hours to get there and all aha
Parker Garcia
Stop being pathetic and make something happen then.
Mason Cook
my engineering professor doesn't even go over shit in class. he just assigns homework and never collects it
Dominic Johnson
but lying is immoral and it'd be very easy to
but that would be both immoral and illegal as it's technically fraud
for me, it is the how to write a cv course at the local library
Luis Hall
youtube.com
literally my favourite clip from little britain
Daniel Hughes
>make the segway funny haha
Henry Collins
I'm 19
Camden Nelson
Jonathan Parker
>getting an automated email that you didn't pass the video interview
must be a shite feeling, feel sorry for you
Caleb Howard
ah yes just get a job, why didn't i think of that?
so easy to do after long period of unemployment
Adrian Myers
so is my gf
Julian Perry
>ramsays kitchen knightmares uk on more4
fucking kino
Charles Myers
You have one engineering professor?
The way ours works is we have 7 professors who all teach different things to do with engineering
>Mechanics
>Maths
>Computing
>Fluid Mechanics
>Electronics
>Materials
>Design project
It's kind of like *high school* except you're learning 7 different versions of the same thing.
There's a lot of overlap of course.
I'm learning about stress/strain in Mechanics and Materials simultaneously.
Aaron Price
How old are you?
Xavier Foster
Brody Russell
>Genesis: Three Sides Live
>actually has four sides
Cooper Jenkins
‘
Jackson Jenkins
As someone with blue eyes I'm sick of all these gooks and niggers wearing blue contact lenses. Stop appropriating my culture.
Michael Bailey
poo bum willy
Robert Jackson
had an "interview" which basically consisted of me being shown around for like 2 minutes
shall see how this one pans out
Luke Cox
yanks, tell me about 'stoop culture'
i hear stoops mentioned a lot in raps and i'm wandering why anyone would rather sit on a stoop than in their house
is it the equivalent to chavs sitting in bus stops?
Easton Gomez
You can't appropriate what was forced down your throat at gunpoint
Brayden Taylor
Here's your pizza. That'll be 4 bones please.
Justin Clark
Ryder Rogers
20
David Lopez
Yes much better to waste away on the dole and die an alcoholic when you're 55. Jesus Christ
Cooper Parker
Hate you
Adrian Sullivan
I guess because it’s warm in America kids prefer to sit outside especially in ghettos where their mums inside shagging lads for smack money
Wyatt Torres
social gathering
Justin Allen
Perhaps its more communal? You can see your friends and neighbours walking by and maybe have a chat.
Ethan Morris
getting nostalgia now 2bh
remember watching Godzilla anime as a child on sky1
Joseph Fisher
need 2 years experience to be a babestation camera man so I'm filming women in the park with my phone every day
Isaiah Miller
gf is 24 (i’m 20)
Dominic Nelson
trololololo
Anthony King
Get face to face and sell yourself numb nuts!
Samuel Diaz
>Ah yes. You've passed the first stage, now we want you to do a 40 minute video call, make a 5 minute video and do a following three interviews
Might as well try and become a youtuber. The market is oversaturated.
Liam Ramirez
I'm Italian
Grayson Nguyen
howling at the spastic who lied on his uni application
Caleb Perry
It relates to selling drugs on your porch and dealing out the trap and some bullshit like that
it's also the closest place to your house to smoke outdoors because most nogs have parents that act violent if they dont abide by their rules
William Wilson
>ywn smoke fat blunts on the stoop
Gavin Ross
just go to canada or australia
they love brits with qualifications
Henry Perez
good choons
Jose Gonzalez
I do try to get a job but I simply haven't been successful
Nicholas Jackson
Peter Kay apparently on his death bed boys
Zachary Cruz
you say that like most dads wouldnt beat the fuck out of their kids for smoking shit inside
Ian Reyes
finally
Jack Rivera
What's your biggest regret lads?
>Not getting an emo gf in the early 2010s
Michael Gonzalez
I want my
I want my MTV