>32
>make 1/4 million a year
>still live at home in the basement
>have a 9/10 girlfriend
Fuck society's norms. I'm happy. Pic related, it's me.
>32
>make 1/4 million a year
>still live at home in the basement
>have a 9/10 girlfriend
Fuck society's norms. I'm happy. Pic related, it's me.
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what do you do for a living?
just what kind of jew are u
Proud for you. Keep it up.
back to faceberg normie
Same OP the math phd meme was right
correct the record
12pp/m
it adds up
congrats famalam
AVP of Benefits for a large company. My boss makes almost 200 an hour and I will probably have his job in 5 years.
Yeah math PHD is tits, but I just did a BS in economics. I learned all the fun practical math.
25 yo. 2 foot cock. Supermodels pay me to fuck 'em.
I live in a penthouse suite for free 'cause I'm so handsome
Have seven PhD's, two MD's, own a fleet of yachts, teleport wherever I want to go, can read minds, control matter, talk to animals, know the secrets of the universe, have god's personal cell #, and am a multi quadrillionaire.
>AVP of Benefits
Literally what?
associate vice president
Give me all the money in your picture
Ah. aight.
Literally of what
Are you a kike tho?
So how much do you have saved up?
Yeah, but you will never be a succubus, OP.
And he's posting on a Tibetan handicraft imageboard for attention.
first roll is mine
>make 1/4 million a year
I hate when people write shit like that. ''1/4 million'' instead of ''barely over 100k''
Benefits, you retard. Can't you read? You know when you have a job and you get a thing called benefits? I'm in charge of that.
About 150k. I want to move out and get my own house when I have around 250k saved up, maybe get married. I used to live on my own for years before I moved in with my parents again and I like it. I missed them and my younger siblings. Nice spending time with them. I was lonely living alone and fuck roomates. My parents have a real nice house that's worth about 600k so I'm in no hurry to leave and my GF likes that I am with them and saving money.
they're literally all the same
post proof of salary
he's a 6'4 cook at Wendy's
>fuck you all, I'm happy
t. Some on who isn't happy
Whatevs. Rolling.
My pay rate is $120/hr as of last week. After taxes and shit it really is barely over 100k a year.
Can't without giving away who I work for.
1/4
one fourth
one fourth of a million dollars is 250 thousand dollars
NOT 150K
>chef at Wendy's
>500k a year
>6'12" with 14" penis (18" erect)
>biceps you could chisel a president in
Hey man, good for y-
>still live at home in the basement
Dude...
>and my GF likes that I am with them and saving money.
Yeah, so she can blow all your money instead
OP, he has got you there.
Please give me odd dubs.
You are a special kind of retard. I said I make 250k a year, but i have 150k saved up. Jesus.
since when did a 55 year become 32 lol
lmao he's an HRfag, less than worthless
rollin'
Telling your friends on Sup Forums about your sweet life ..... Your the maaaaaaan bro.
good for you
and now stop posting slide threads
SAGE
After taxes you sure as hell don't make 250k a year.
I'll never understand why people don't say their take home pay instead of their pre tax pay.
i believe you OP but who gives a fuck
cool story bro
everyone is in a different circumstance in life
theres probably tibetan artsmans living in the jungle who have 8 million in a bank account in nigeria
Because otherwise people would really process just how much they get raped
He's got a math PhD, that's all you need to know
You make 250k a year but only take home 100k a year? You also live with your parents with a hot gf at 32.
Something isn't adding up here...
Rolly.
Oh what the hell. Roll for the poorfag.
Because it's a bigger number, duh.
Thanks. I was lucky that my parents were pretty smart. Dad is a physician, mom is a nurse. I've pretty much done the best at anything I've tried hard at and don't mind working if I am passionate about things. I could have easily been making half of what I am if I didn't get lucky in my previous positions. But I guess always working hard/smart and going for any opportunity paid off.
If i walk down the street literally everyone is in a 500k+ house
so it must be pretty common its not like a miraculous feat
think about it
i personally cant fathom how anyone does it but a lot of americans do possess that
OP total faggot
ROLLIN'
No. BS in economics. I could NOT do a PhD in math. Calculus nearly killed me in college and I was always awesome at math until then. My buddy who did get a PhD in math was a human calculator and a big autist. That's the kind of genius you gotta be to go for that.
Eskeelators
I'm retired from the military
I like to participate in r9k neet threads cuz I'm technically now a neet and I wanna feel cool
P.S. I live in bum fuck Egypt so I pocket most of my retirement and live as a shut in autist in my own beta fortress farm
Math major, 300k starting anywhere he chooses
Post degrees?
oh god not this meme bullshit. Hey i have piece of paper gib me 300k no experience.
ITT: People who have never held a real job
How much does a succubus makes a year
In addition
Math is a worthless degree. Linear algebra, ODE, Calc I-III, stats... they're all pretty useful, but as a math major you will be taking upper level math courses that are heavy on theory that are pretty much useless except for the sake of knowledge.
heres some more
Math is a useless degree by itself. I speak from first hand experience. I majored in pure math, and every single year I was unable to get a summer internship, because I had no skills. I decided to do a double major with computer engineering, and I instantly became more employable and was at least able to get interviews for internships.
I work in finance, only roughly 2% of Americans make 100k+ a year.
Americans afford 500k houses by living off of our debtor cycle. Basically they save up some money for a down payment, build up some credit with car pyaments/credit cards/loans then go into debt on a mortgage for 30 years.
Now im not condoning the stupid commies who want give all wealth to jews so everyone can be equally poor and miserable. I just help more Americans make more money with their money. That way more people make it into that top earners bracket, and I do too along the way.
Kys
I read a little into theoretical mathematics next to my rhubarb patch. I didn't know there was different types of infinity. It's kinda cool.
2000 gallons.
math in general is pretty useless mankind went like 5000 years without it
and ive never needed more than division in irl situations
(3rd grade)
cool story bro
finance is a jewish job u should quit
>Can't without giving away who I work for.
yes you can or you are way too fucking stupid to have a job much less the one you say you have
If I post my digital paystub 2 things will happen.
I leave enough info on that someone will know, or I don't leave enough on and it's just numbers and is easily faked. Can't win, so it's pointless.
It's le meme u dip
you ever heard of cropping dipshit? you think a digital paystub is the only wave to prove you have this salary
you are literally too stupid to have any job that requires a computer
You are such a stupid piece of shit it proves you only got your job due to nepotism, not because of your skills.
That's adorable af nip Pham
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>implying he has the job
If I made 250K a year I would be trolling people non-stop with proof it is the only way to get true satisfaction if you are going to waste the time to make threads about it
otherwise you are just a dipshit that everyone assumes is trolling
So what the fuck do you do
>If I made 250K a year I would be trolling people non-stop with proof it is the only way to get true satisfaction if you are going to waste the time to make threads about it
That's what I would do, I figure he is lying, but it still feels good to talk shit.
has a 9/10 gf and a shit ton of disposable income and babysits the most boring thread on Sup Forums for going on 2 hours on a Saturday night
underrated
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