Any /hemorrhoids/ lads in?

Any /hemorrhoids/ lads in?

yes

but i thought slavs were natural squatters

>squatting gets em away
Lol no
Using bidet does the trick
Lmaoing my free-hemorrhoid Ass at bidetlets

Bulgaryans are north pontid+gorid germanics as evidenced by my Dobrujan ancestors

>fell for the prostate orgasm meme
>now have haemorrhoids the size of grapefruits

ok here's Sup Forums official guide to hemorrhoids v. 1.3 compiled just for (You)
>eat more fiber, a shitton of oats a day for like 3 days will work to give you smooth, non-messy shits
>if you don't want to >squat you can just literally lift your knees while shitting; this will literally change your life 100% guaranteed it makes things so much better
>use a bidet like shqip here said
>if you can't use a bidet, use non-shitty toilet paper and take it easy
>try not to sit until they're cured

Was it worth it though?

I had a leg shaking and came all over the head board. So yes.

>Sup Forums official guide to hemorrhoids
So these are the results of our cultural/language exchange on this board

i don't know when i shit i can see some Red blood in my feces

I don't know but the other day I took a shit so massive I let out a girly moan when it passed

You mean like how you let out a girly moan whenever I pass my massive dick inside your butt?

Stop taking it up the pooper

Paraguay? More like Paragay

I have hemorrhoids since 14 because of an accident (broke my arm, nose, one leg). I'm too embarrassed to go the hospital and see if they do something about it, it's been 7 years since that happened.

Doctor will just finger your arse and ask if you feel painful.
The embarrassing part is that you can have a boner from it.

I have already fingered my ass by myself several times, no pain, just a piece of meat that sticks, makes wiping a bit more difficult and doesn't want to go away.

Go to doctor and say you want to remove it.

Just use hemorrhoid cream for lube. ezpz

I have worse.
I have Crohn's disease.