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classic literature edition

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Does anyone else remember that fucking autist who claimed he got bullied by the bus driver?

What a mental case.

me like twisted sister

REALLY want to go to a dominatrix lads

When did white people discover black people?

Really want to conquest an island in the Philippines and run it as a brutal but loving autocrat

ah yes to the chip shop please

>European stocks fall 3% at the open as global sell-off continues

oy vey
work harder

forgot to ask for consent to dance next to a girl in the club last night so i got fucked out

ancient rome
Germans came across Nubians

where to, boss?

What are your austerity plans lads?
For me, it's no more McChickens

>me hate Twisted Sister because dad get cucked by every member of band

Ummmm.... Near the chip shop, sir....

cut the footballers wages and give it to the nurses

democracy is tyranny with a human face

Far Cry 4

The Spearmint Rhino on 5th.

I wanna some titties.

just started reading this, any good?

imagine UNIRONICALLY thinking twisted sister (an American hair metal band of the same quality as Bon Jovi) is better than Radiohead and Boards of Canada
I CANNOT imagine being this stupid and oxygen deprived

Wait, British "people" give their tax dollars to fund THIS?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

i'ma utistic

which class of people would be the first to be purged if you were a leading figure in a violent revolution?

for me, it'd be the journalists

>comparing Twisted Sister to Bon Jovi is somehow insult to either band

*hugs you*
It's ok

racists BTFO

Dave's back lads and he's back with a vengeance

radiowho

screaming at this runt
you LITERALLY have the SHITTEST taste I have EVER seen on Sup Forums, even worse than that runt on Sup Forums who's listened to the same Linkin Park song 50,000 times

Portiswho?

you now point out your first brothel experience

Would go back again if I could

Dave is ITT

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doing a listen a a a a a a a a

when you're having a bit of a fish and you see a squad of 8 Asian individuals all decked out in the same gear and equipment all start strip-mining shellfish with piano wire right before your eyes without a care in the world you realise it's not about a person feeding themselves, it's about profit-making off a natural public resource, just like the water bottling export issue, it's just totally not cricket. Tell them off and there are gracious apologies, nodding of heads but back next week to do it again feigning ignorance to the next person who tells them they can't do that.

I've also had multiple English tourists try and GENUINELY justify their intense supermarket shoplifting by stating "your food is too expensive here" in an accusatory tone and then giving you ACTUAL DEATH THREATS when you disagree.

Regardless of anything else, we are getting some people coming here with shockingly terrible attitudes and no means of supporting themselves (with some of the younger ones I consider this gross parental negligence)

PS yes, due to my living/working circumstance in my daily life, I live and work on and at a tourist thoroughfare, I may well have had more exposure to these things than most of the gen-pop who constantly retort "Oh that's not true, oh that's a myth. You're just racist", trust me, it's not.

dumb crossposter

nerrrrrrr the frenchieeeee

Might invest in a gf

whoaaaa, flashbacks to middle school

Black Panther is alt right cinema anyways

You like fucking Radiohead. You don't have any room to call anyone else's taste in music shit.

Dave going absolutely mental this morning over the rumbling he received yesterday. Let it go mate

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no mate, this was made after 1990, so unfortunately it's literally unlistenable dogshit according to brainlets like

wow I thought french town names would sound more french

It's snowing

poo bum

think I found the one lads..

Think you're being baited by a yank lad

>west melbourne

just did a poo and blocked the toilet

Melbourne would have been sick if I didnt have a soul sucking delivery driving job

Mad that these two met over the internet

get your hand down there right now

don't have a conscience

poo arse wank, wanky poo

whats wrong with his chest liiiiiiikeeeeeee

love 'em both, good people

The worst was fucking footscray dude, its chinatown x10000, can't park your shit anywhere and the city is shite

nah i flushed it again and it fixed itself, no need petal

i'd shag her like

Cried myself to sleep last night lads

honor killing isn't so bad desu

Is that a fucking hobbit hole behind them?

he's not, he always chimes into proper music discussions with the same retarded argument

Sneezed myself to sleep again last night lads

have you been to box hill?
it IS china

i literally wank myself to sleep

hello gf
get off Sup Forums

no it's bristol

Haven't posted on brit in a day, who are these two?

'netto

ripped off a part of my fingernail and now it won't stop bleeding

Yeah they went to hobbiton
Got a problem with that?

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diddums

...

Pooed myself to sleep last night

fucking respond right NOW

are you who i think you are

IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME
>PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME
>PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME

fingered my gf while she was sleeping last night

phalanx

tomorrow I will do a certain something to a certain someone
let's just say this person won't be overseeing anyone any time soon

rapist

mandingo

Too far east, I never delivered into these areas. Or maybe one time and I forgot about it. Hawthorn, Toorak, Prahan. I once drove to Frankston for a marriage and it was nice, though you're driving 60 the whole fucking road

hate the word 'nothingburger'

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Have a Nice Day!

Can't see more than 5 metres per second

notified toilberg

fingered a girl while she was on her period once

snowing lads

>Have a Nice Day!

cheers la

no it's not

nostalgic song this

Snowing in Newcastle lads

shut down the trains

the gf (male)

rock lobster

?????