A tutorial mission is literally throwing shit at a German's house and then beating up his son with your pals

A tutorial mission is literally throwing shit at a German's house and then beating up his son with your pals.

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preload when?

truly a slavic feels
cant wait to play this game
would even consider buying to support czechbros if the prices were lower, i can't afford buying games for the western prices...

is the whole game like this

it's a game about slavs, what did you expect

Good.

are czechs really pure slavs though or are they mutt larpers?

They are Slavs who pretend to be germanic

WE ARE CELTS!

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

either way I'm gonna buy the game

*Mutts who pretend to be Slavic or Germanic depending on the occasion.

Be careful, some people say there arent any people of color in this game. It might not be enough open minded game for you.

oh wowwoww NEW videogameeee can't wait to play it is it good Sup Forums???

I thought a type of mongol or whatever were in it?

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS GAME PLEASE AAAAAAA

I doubt there were many Russians in Bohemia during that time.

>A tutorial mission is literally throwing shit at a German's house and then beating up his son with your pals.
WHOA

just pirate it
games are too expensive for us 2nd worlders

>they are still mad about the munich agreement

SAVE MONEY AND BUY IT

SUPPORT BASED CZECH STUDIO

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i want to support them
i don't have any money i can save :(

>tfw my pc is too shit to play that game

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It is disgusting. I always avoid playing games that tend to bash Germany and german. It's not creative, it's pathetic. Imagine the horror if good germans were to create a game that containsstuff that are rude or offensive towards the fucking slavs etc, the whole world lead bybswine jews will start bashing them non-stop.

its just banted in the village by young lads

calm down

My fellow celt :)

But germs deserve it

And they are the reason for it.

>literally throwing shit at a German's house and then beating up his son with your pals.
my wet dream

We didn't gass the jews to get good goy points from Muslims tho we would have gassed you too.

I don't get it. Throwing literal feces at g*Rmans would only make them hard. They would probably start liking it off the walls.

So, game was "released" or something?

t. soyboy

next week

there is prewiew on one german channel tho

>create a game that containsstuff that are rude or offensive towards the fucking slavs etc
Do I need to post hundreds upon hundreds of games with Russian antagonists or ones that stereotype our culture in silly/nonsensical ways?
Usually we aren't offended by them because we aren't pussies, one time we were offended everyone just laughed and went "fuck russians lul".

There are more Nazi antagonists than Russian antagonists.
We will always be the namba wan!

>if good germans were to create a game that containsstuff that are rude or offensive towards the fucking slavs

They do it all the fucking time.

like what

None made by german....I bet you russians will get so butthurt if such games were made by germans. Especially your politicians.

So is it going to be good though? Reminds me of Skyrim gameplay wise which could be good or horrible. It certainly looks interesting, but is it going to have good writing/quests/gameplay? From what I've seen the dialogue seems alright, somewhat natural but I can't judge it based on trailers etc.

Also btw if you like RPGs, I highly recommend Expeditions: Vikings, it's an isometric RPG with a straight up historical setting. Was a very fun game purely for the writing/setting imo.

Can people legitimately not afford $60?? What world do you live in where $60 is a problem?

$60 American. It's probably $70 with tax in CAD

long cutscene from 2:30

story looks intersting
youtube.com/watch?v=Fhg7aCCsCOE

it's 60$ in usa?? wtf??
it's 27$ here, but i'm a neet and can't buy anything

>mfw I have thousands of dollars and could buy this game for you but I won't because I want to see you suffer.

he can just pirate it

there is no drm

You haven't watched many German TV shows, did you?

$27?? That's pathetic, that's literally pocket money

$70 is still nothing

>gamestar.de/artikel/kingdom-come-deliverance-die-reaktion-auf-die-rassismus-vorwuefe,3324854,seite2.html
>german press is critisizing that the chief developer is a racist and bigot and the game therefore garbage
>one of those points that makes him a bigot is:

"Daniel Vavra maße sich an, die geschichtliche Realität des mittelalterlichen Böhmens besser als Amerikaner einschätzen zu können, weil er schließlich dort geboren sei."

Literally: "Daniel Vavra thinks to catch the medieval flair of Bohemia better than americans because he is born there"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the absolut state of media

$49 in Czechia
Some Indian on steam discussions said its $21 there

I'll pirate it czech bro. Pls no bully.

It's about AU$75 here, I make just over $1000 a week after tax and I still don't want to pay full price for it. If I was guaranteed to like it I might pay that, but I still don't like paying so much for a video game. I really like video games, but if I paid that much for every game I'd be throwing away money better spent elsewhere. If you really don't think $60 is a lot for a video game, then it's you who doesn't understand the value of a dollar.

I will throw poop on your house then.

>czechs want me to pay 60€ for a game about running around in ye old bohemia and throwing fecal matter at germans

Do you think it will be a success in Israel?

there is no drm so its just download and play

but honestly I hoe their sales are decent, I would like to see more games from this studio
its 2nd best seller there after PUBG on steam

>EU prices
>USSR wages
:'DD

Anyway, I'll check it out and definitely support them if I like it.

I know Germans can't be poor but I actually am and 60€ is going to feed me a whole week.

Watched to 6.30, don't want spoilers. Certainly could be good from the looks of it, just hope the gameplay/levelling/quests don't get too old too quickly. I like to do every quest in a game so I hope there aren't too many "fetch me 10 furs pls" quests.

>60€ is going to feed me a whole week.
How does your typical full day of eating look like?

already is even when we have to pay the most

I thought it was the other way around

Actually this is $10 cheaper than here

devs seems to really self-awere

from their blog:

You are Krutor, a wild barbarian from the land of Morkroch. You have travelled a very long journey, across high mountains to the famous imperial city of Lhota, the capitol of the world and largest agglomeration in the known universe, whose fame touches the stars.

The city consists of precisely fifteen buildings (one of which is the imperial palace); the town is inhabited by 30 NPCs, including Emperor Lojza, Archmage Lotrando and all of the members of the guilds of thieves, mages and warriors.

You visit the emperor, who sits alone in the throne hall, and he assigns you with an quest. The land is terrorised by an evil dragon from hell and Lojza is powerless. He has sent an entire imperial army against it, but the monster has killed all five soldiers. Now, he needs a hero like you! You have to find and climb the mystical mountain, Lohen, on which no human has ever set foot, and behead the dragon.

You accept the quest and set out from the town gate. The mystic mountain Lohen is precisely 150 metres from the gate and is about 50 metres high. All of the inhabitants of the city are either retarded, blind or crippled if they have not managed to notice it for centuries. After an approximately 30-metre walk to the mountain, you come to ‘no man’s land’ and are attacked by bandits. During another 120m walk to the peak, you also notice an ancient fortress Rumloch, a secret dungeon of doom and a bandit hideout. At the peak of the mountain, you kill a one-hundred-metre dragon by beating its foot with a rusty sword and drinking potions. Then, you rob the corpses of the imperial army (all five) and on the way back to the castle are killed by a wild boar.

Welcome to an average RPG.

>I thought it was the other way around

there should be also quests where you become monk and soving murder in monastery

looks like cool quests imho

isn't it priced in euro?

>Daniel Vavra thinks to catch the medieval flair of Bohemia better than americans because he is born there

What's wrong with that?

And I thought our video game prices were bad. Ours are only very slightly cheaper though. Although if it costs 60euro, that's pretty ridiculous.

We got all in a huff a few years ago about our prices because we were often still being charged AU$120 for new games, steam has really helped drive the prices down. Also, it is mostly because of Australian consumer laws that Steam implemented their refund policy.

Some fine sarcasm there but still doesn't mean their gameplay will be good, although it looks pretty decent.

I'm really worried about it. Every time I ask what's good about the game the answers are "immersion", "realism" and "no blacks"... will the game actually be fun to play?

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I expect it will be like the Witcher 1 in terms of gameplay, probably worse in VO.

They're actually black

No idea American press is suiciding on this.

>& absolutely were not considered white

I don't think anyone called themselves white in 8th century Bohemia stupid sjw

that's not funny, just offensive

>i have to pay more than Swiss people

can anyone nuke this country?

kek

Not as offensive as stealing history and throwing your nigger propaganda into everything.

>that's offensive
kek

>Large portions of Poland were originally German

kurwamac

>some guy legitimately thinks there was even 1 nigger in central europe in middle ages
wow

>Usually we aren't offended by them because we aren't pussies

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>In Russia and Post-Soviet states the game was found offensive by many users and critics for portraying the Red Army commanders as cruel, using their own soldiers in an almost cold-blooded way, exaggerating brutal war tactics.[31][32] After the video made by the Russian blogger BadComedian (real name - Evgeny Bazhenov),[33] thousands of people have signed a Change.org petition demanding Steam to block the game in CIS countries. The petition brands the game as "disgusting". In 2013 the sale of the game was banned in Russia.[34]

>Russian game publisher 1C-Softclub stopped distribution of the game on 26 July 2013 due to the strong negative feedback (notably a petition to stop the sale that was filed by the game players).

wow, thanks for showing me this, i don't want to buy the game anymore
he seems like your typical european poltard

Unfortunate sentence.

It's dumb americans who dont know that before dumb white women started feeding niggers in the 50s africa had a lower population size than fucking england.
Its only by artificially overfeeding niggers that they became so numerous

I don't think it's anything like Witcher 1.

For some people it's really hard to imagine there was a time before uncontrolled mass immigration

depends what you mean by originally
Germans owned the west poland lands for quite some time in the last 1000 years but today's west polish borders are as close as it gets to what Polish land looked like during the rule of the first historic prince of Poland, Mieszko I

fuck of

>having reason is Sup Forums now
kek

I honestly don't know why you'd bother getting involved in these kind of debates if you're a video game dev. Video game players are some of the worst people, especially since half of them are teenage boys. I guess it's free publicity though.

>Unfortunate sentence.
It's US gaming press that has a hard on him because he denies to make the game after their ideology of diverese feminism.

you know he can simply ignore them, right?

Vavra said something negative about Trump getting elected once. Sup Forums would hang him on a lamppost for that.
Anyway he's just brutally honest in the face of politically correct forces.

But he wants the sales.
Don't you understand?

Does getting in arguments with people on twitter really improve sales?

They should make an extra version for the American market with black female knights and KANGZ.

Apparently so, it’s working out great for him.