Tfw no danish gf

>tfw no danish gf

BASED

danes prefer us germans, we are more similar and share the same common goals. France is pony we ride on the beach

>tfw no danish gf

Ones a bunch of arrogant cheese eating surrender effimnate talking gay cunts and the others France

get that handball player who plays in Paris

i hope you're ready

Lol keep dreaming kraut we fucking hate germshits.

I'll still love them no matter the result

>this post

you stink of vodka, Vadim. Danes are based europhiles like us

:3

Fuck off

This

>russian same fagging

desperate

Dræb dig selv, fritz.

kys

>hate for germans

when will this meme end? It's not like we're br*ts

angl*s and g*rmans are the same shit

Danemark is unironically our greatest ally. Siding with the sw*Des in the 30 years war was our biggest mistake

that is some yank tier education right there. Go back, Cody

>actually trying to be friends with this landmass

t.

Denmark backstabbed us... we were on the same side but the filthy d*ane switched sides.

why are we bickering in here? The only real problem here is anglos and specifically br*ts. The rest of us should stick together

>"""backstabbed"""
sw*Doids playing the victims as usual, we switched side because we are eternal enemies.
The french are our TRUE brothers and ally against the eternal sw*de, anglo and kraut.

Why did you join the krauts against your boyfriend then?

cringe

Why do g*Rmanoids steal: Danish, French and Polish history?

I FUCKING HATE BERNADOTTE
AHHHHHHHHHHH

the only reason you're not as bad as br*ts is because your convict heritage has muddied your abilty to be perfidious.

g*Rmshit subversion meant to divide France and Denmark.

i want us to all come together. Thankfully due to the EU this will happen and the best part is, without br*tain

Why are they so jealous of our mutual love ?

Whatever you say, Soren

>swede talking about backstabs

I dont know what you mean by this but Napoleon approved of him becoming king here.

But he certainly did not approve him turning his back on the revolution

Explain

Basically, the Swedish nobles were looking for some new kings, Bernadotte thought it was a good idea to try and fill that role, Napoleon agreed as he thought Sweden would be a valuable ally, especially against Russia. But once Bernadotte got to the throne, he flat out refused to join Napoleons calls to war, and after threats, joined the coalition's side.

Well he was french after all

sw*doids corrupt everything they come in contact with, unfortunately.

We got the backstabbing idea from Denmark though. Ancient danish strategies.

g*rmans are hated by all scandinavians.
not even joking.
you disgust us.

fact: french/danish is the most powerful race in the world

Return our rightful clay and teach your dumb tourists to speak English.

Too bad, because you made a hell of a lot of mistakes in that case.
You also helped us from Denmark and Brandenburg in the Franco-Dutch war and its side theater the Scanian war between us and Denmark. And I believe as well you put pressure on Austria and Poland during the Deluge as well. And you together with Britain helped a little against Denmark and Russia in Gustav III's Russian war of 1788-1790.
France under the Bourbons saved our asses.

>Before freeing Bernadotte from his allegiance to France, Napoleon asked him to agree never to take up arms against France. Bernadotte refused to make any such agreement, upon the ground that his obligations to Sweden would not allow it; Napoleon exclaimed “Go, and let our destinies be accomplished” and signed the act of emancipation unconditionally.
He should have seen it coming.

Napoleon losing is without any exaggeration the worst thing to happen to Denmark as a country in it's 1000 years of history as a unified nation, that's where everything went wrong.
It could have been so beautiful. Colonialism would never have needed to end. France and Denmark could have ruled the world side by side.
Of course the Eternal Anglo had to ruin everything like they always do and now just look at the state of Europe.

this but unironically

THIS

wasn't he against the monarchy?

I'm not being even remotely ironic