GREETINGS... America!

GREETINGS... America!

Best AS show ever
Also Archer is shit in comparison

>..jeffraaay...
*Indescribable mumbling while pushing bowl*
>Jeffraah!!
*mumble push*
>JEFFRAY!!
*whimper*
*bowl crashes off table*


Every.Fucking.Time.

Baffling that Archer was birthed by these geniuses.

Ant baby machete squad was my dream organization.

well if he always pushes his cereal onto the floor how is he still so fat?

>Help me pick up these bars of gold!
>Hold on, let me call my lawyer and see if that's a detachable asset.

the fat cop guy in season 2 is cancer

I somewhat agree

FD is a fucking classic, it's like a really well made car for its year

But sometimes you gotta upgrade and ride some new shit and that's just how I feel about Archer, I mean I'd rather watch Archer than having to watch Bob's Burgers let's just put it that way mmkay

your analogy is terrible and Archer is horrible.

MASTER CYLINDAH!

How did they predict the 2016 election so well?

Billionaire idiot vs evil personified

Also Crews' plan for the pedestrian overpass to Canada

well your anal is like all messed up and hairy and nobody wants to fuck it

t. Cody

Anyway my favorite scene has to be the ending of the one where they're lost in the swamp

>anal
>not anus
so what country are you from the one that fucks goats or the one where Muslims behead soldiers in the street?

the one where I don't have to deal with your fat
glass wearing neck beardering europoor ass

GLOBAL

WARMING

boys boys boys

you're both terrible now stop it

God, Adult swim used to suck before Rick and Morty came on

WE CAN NEVER GO BACK TO LAS VEGAS!

>Well, we'll always have Vegas
>That wasn't me!!

Seriously the writing for that show had no business being as good as it was.

is it called 'check me out i suck'? *glug glug*
>wha? no...
cause i was also in that one

>And it wasn't as boy/girl as the box art would lead you to believe

MASTER CYLINDER!!!!!
why he didnt voice archer instead I'll never know.

at least we'll always have vegas

ALL THAT JIIIIIZZ
(All that jizz)
TELL YA HOW IT ISSSS
(Tell ya how it is)

ANT FARM KEYBOARD
ANT FARM KEYBOARD

>cat party was my ringtone for 3 years

>cat party
put it on my phone

Why is DOOM in quotations?

why did everyone kill each other at the end? kinda a buzzkill

All caps when you spell the man name

>ANT FARM KEYBOARD
I"m still surprised this hasn't been invented yet.

>bait.jpg

It was ahead of its time

t. millenial faggot

You need blue tube

I like to call it Lost Wages.

it's Simon, not Jeffrey

Noice!

So bummed there won't be more of this show.

Yeah I got ya poll right here for ya
>click
Haaaaawh! Talkin about my penis!

What the American people want is cold beer, warm pussy, and a place to shit with a door on it.
You don't want the dog lookin at you.

Archer was good. It just overstayed its welcome.
Given enough time this show would've turned to shit too.

>previously on Frisky Dingo
Barnaby Jones!

Live with me.

We can take NAPS

The pickle stork?

>Lookit that, folks! It says welcome to "YOU'RE" doom! And "doom" is in quotation marks!

Where are your PANTS, Barnaby?

why is he naked?

Think ya could, think ya could, think ya could bench a Scion TS?
Yeah!!!

You're going down for this, Cody. You're a loose cannon.

HARUMPH

WE CAN'T EVER GO BACK TO ARIZONA

boosh and/or kakow

hey hey hey that's Awesome X you're caressing!

That's a paraphrase of an actual quote by a politician back in the 1970's. I remember reading that the writers wanted to include another paraphrase of a guy named Ron Dellums who said something along the lines of "It's time for somebody to lead all of America's niggers" but it was edited out.

I need somebody who gets me, and also somebody who's a fighter, Stan. Just a tenacious smashin' bastard.

He may be a little older.

He may be a little balder.

But he's still the only player in NFL history to get two safeties in a single game!

This show was too fucking much for my developing brain, but I still watched it all the time

best henchmen

Baah...
Ship
the slut of the barnyard

The citizens of crusty town will thank you.

I put this on your head and make love to your face

>not what I would call "making love"...more like "The Shame Spear"

Which, I do not call making love.
I call it the shame spear. Of hurt.

Ah, so it was. Good call

The pickles...?

t. regular faggot

SKEET SKEET ON YO FACE SKEET SKEET ON YO FACE

Baby Lamont