You wake up in Tiraspol, Moldova

You wake up in Tiraspol, Moldova.

*loots the rare artifacts in monolith's headquarters*

*Tiraspol, Transnistria

I look for Moldovan gf

therefore Moldova

that's a big hand

Hmm....didnt saw it

>Average wage in Moldova is 210€

What the fuck

I thought it's the same in Spain ?

This for real looks like some suburbs in Gothenburg

underrated post

U U U U

Warmer and cheeper? Nice!

>hand

looks comfy

can pass as a local here

go back to sleep and hope to wake up in Moldova

I pledge alliance to the flag of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Officially Tiraspol is not considered Moldova, it is in Transnistria (at least that's what people from there like to think)

*Envies subsaharan Africa for an hour straight*

Okay, that should do for my daily daydreaming quota.

and the army, who would break your skull with their sight

I'm a 6'3" black man so id probably stand out and get shot

Buy an AK and snipe pic related across the map

Moldova is really a tiny shitty version of Romania.
It even has it's own shitty version of itself on the eastern side.

Just imagine getting fisted by her

I want to be friends with her