Tfw no cute mummy to loyally serve and rule the new world with

>tfw no cute mummy to loyally serve and rule the new world with

alright should I watch it? I'm bored and want something to do

He should've picked her. Based Cruise fucked up this time.

It's not great. I thought it was decent though and pretty fun

its not worth it, better off jerking to tranny porn

Would unironcally worship her and sell out my own family for.

Literally fucking this

yeah but I already did that now I need something to keep me occupied so I'll give it a go I'll make sure to make periodic updates in here

wtf, at least jerk to monster-girl doujins

Is givposter sleeping?

Jesus even from that angle you can tell shes T H I C K

>ywn fuck her in that rig

just imagine getting behind her and having your way

Why even live without qt.314 mummy-gf ;_;

YOU DON'T FUCK MUMMY YOU WORSHIP HER

giv mummy gf

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Absolutely based

Would doom the entire human race for her without hesitation tbqh

>Not worshipping the real mummy queen

I would too, without hesitation and even if I had to die too

I wanna cummy in mummy

My mummy is better than your mummy.

Anck-Su-Namun!!!!!!

She was hot and sexy but no danger kinda thing. I wouldn't worship her 2bh

No

godtier

Stealing this from another user:

>whiny blonde slut who you only fucked so you could steal her map, who proceeds to turn up at your workplace and try to get you in shit with your boss, before dragging you off to HER boss who wants to fucking murder you

>immortal Egyptian waifu who wants to turn you into a literal God and be your loyal fucktoy for all eternity with the world at your feet

>cruises character chooses A, then leaves her anyway cause he doesn't trust himself to not turn bad regardless

Apparently the movie was absolutely trash? Anyone seen it can confirm?

>Oh shit, he's turning into Hyde, this gon be good!
>Its just russel crowe loking sweaty and doing a cockney accent.

Fuck that. Give me League of Extraordinary Gentleman Hyde. That shit was amazing.

It's pretty bad but mummy is in it

>League of Extraordinary Gentleman
I need to watch that again

Is the "Dark Universe" still happening? I think it would be fun

what is some mummykino i can watch?

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Its not THAT bad, its just incredibly ordinary. There are some creepy bits, but theyre soon abandoned and it's straight back to Tom Cruise facetime and quips while running. Too safe, too bland, too actiony.

If they got rid of the origin, got rid of Cruise, had the mummys identity/mission a mystery that slowly revealed as she regenerated it might have been good. A classic tragic monster. But she regenerates from skelington to hot mummy in 5 mins, and theres no mystery or danger because you know everything in the first 10 mins of the film.

But this is Sup Forums, so of course FUCKING WORST FILM EVER MADE, FUCK THIS SHIT, LITERALY WALKED OUT OF MY DOWNLOAD AFTER 7 SECONDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That aged really bad ....

It was bad at the time I think they either understaffed or didn't give enough time to the CG guys and just went with whatever shit they had,

Its not that bad a film, its just really weird.

The design and some of the effects are fantastic. The Hyde suit is a work of art. Its a real curiosity piece. Could have stood to be made a few years later when the world was more ready for capeshit weirdness.

> some fat nerd prolly sat 300 hours in front of his fat nerd pc and created that thinking it would look realistic

Lel i seriously hope that guy killed himself

what