What'd your country do today?

What'd your country do today?

Oh, us? We just successfully launched a rocket carrying a car towards the Sun to simulate a Mars flight.

United States of Mars here we come!

>launched a rocket carrying a car towards the Sun to simulate a Mars flight
american "simulations"

Yeah but you still had part of your cock cut off didn't you?

Nope. Is being an uncut white American male winning the lottery?

liar

Trips don't lie, Lee.

Siesta.

>we
what part of the rocket did u work on m8?

>we

It's a private company, mate. It's not NASA. You don't get to take the credit for that.

2nd stage rotor cutoff.

>launched a rocket carrying a car towards the Sun to simulate a Mars flight

How does this simulate a Mars flight?

I'm sure you know more than astrophysicists user.

Why not?

Elon Musk is South African. Not American.

pics or gtfo(not gay just kno I'm right)

Elon Musk is South African/Canadian

Are you retarded? He gave up his SA citizenship to become American.

Doesn't matter.

so anyone can become American?

If they follow the propr immigration process.

Kys brainlet

This, his mom i Canadian

Because it is a private company. Do you also take credit for Microsoft and Amazon?

It was a publicity stunt, while they are testing the rocket.

He's American.

Sure, why not. American corporations are more American than our worthless government.

*Canadian

Successful mutts like him are honorary non-Americans
>mankind launched a stronger rocket decades ago
Where did it all go wrong?

He's a South African national who also possesses American and Canadian citizenship. His mom is Canadian and his dad is South African. Your passport still doesn't change where you come from originally.

How does it make you feel knowing Elon Musk says USA is the greatest nation on Earth?

Hr left that shithole

hey good for him.

yes?

>mankind
Nope. Americankind.

He' a leaf invader doing his duty to use Am*rica as a means to an end

>some random American does a nice thing
>Americans take credit for it as if they worked on it themselves
>some random American does a terrible thing
>Americans wash their hands and claim they have nothing to do with the situation

OK, I'm sure Musk will welcome you in his private colony when your house gets nuked in WWIII

lol

America is the nation of means to an end. Sounds like a true American to me.

That's basically our whole shtick as a society. Even from the beginning there wasn't one single ethnic group or nationality living here. It was a mix of colonists from several countries. New York City was originally New Amsterdam, for example.

he is talking about the apolo rocket. which were designed by a german.
and i bet people from a lot of other nations worked on it, after all usa is a country of immigrants.

so yes, mankind

>Musk has described himself as "nauseatingly pro-American". According to Musk, the United States is "[inarguably] the greatest country that has ever existed on Earth", describing it as "the greatest force for good of any country that's ever been." Musk believes outright that there "would not be democracy in the world if not for the United States", arguing there were "three separate occasions in the 20th-century where democracy would have fallen with World War I, World War II and the Cold War, if not for the United States."

I'll be on Mars drinking majitos while you're on Earth getting stabbed by Ahmed.

la abominación returning to where it belongs

>we
More like your South African did.

>Because it is a private company. Do you also take credit for Microsoft and Amazon?

You really don't get the US, do you?

Based. Sup Forums BTFO.

>heritage suddenly matters when it suits your argument
Why are euros such rats?

I thought he was dual citizenship?

yes, rich people love america.

>launched a rocket carrying a car towards the Sun to simulate a Mars flight
What? Why don't they just launch a rocket to Mars?

What do poor people like?

It's not heritage he is literally from fucking South Africa and lived there for his entire childhood.

Then he left that shithole for based USA. Cry about it.

>democracy would have fallen with World War I
What?

>billionaire likes country controlled by billionaires

everything that kills america.

His heritage isn't native to South Africa either goyim.

Wow. Poor people are salty lmao.

then don't claim he merely has South African heritage you retarded mutt

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>we
You make it sound like the company isn't made up of people from various nationalities and backgrounds

>rocket designed and launched by americans
>europoors still can't give us credit
What a pathetic group of faggots.

You literally have to be American to work at Space X.

No I get it now. Bunch of retarded morons who LARP as rich people while getting fucked in the ass by actual rich people.

Enjoy your billions of dollars from Amazon and Microsoft.

>Y-youre not rich! You're poor just like m-me right???
Hahahahahahahhahahaa

Shit you are right I take that back

implying you are rich...

we are in the same boat buddy

I made $230,000 last year after taxes.

My retarded post aside, did anyone here watch the launch? It was pretty cool

Here in Alabama we fucked our cousins!

>an enormous American success of the current year was done by an immigrant
Like poetry.

unless you are a bourgeois y have bad news for you...

Wow it's almost like America is a nation of immigrants or something!

Stock market rose almost 600 points again today. Does that mean it's Obamas economy again?

I'll wait for huffpo to tell me what to think

>thinks 200k/year is rich

That is just about 1/5 of what an MD makes, and you call yourself rich.

You're literally Jeff Bezos.

Glad you lot can admit it!

Admit? No one is denying it.

Yeah LEGAL immigrants and immigrants that contribute. Not some shit skin border jumpers. Who murder teen girls and football players.

Free Markets > Socialism

Also you faggots will be cheering on some speed skaters here in a few weeks just because he is from the same flooded marsh as you in North Western Europe. I didn't see you helping them at the rink, I didn't see you in the gym coaching them along. Then why do all of you Toothpaste posters come out in droves every four ears to cheer on some autists in BDSM gear?

It's nationalism you faggot. So shutup and wallow in the shadow of an American company using American dollars, and American engineering to send a fucking car to Mars while you dredge that swamp you call home to your tulips don't get soggy.

>be legal immigrant working in a profession job
>go a bar with a friend
>some retard meth dealing biker on welfare shouts something about ISIS and shoots you dead with his shotgun

>whataboutism

Niggers kill more "people of color" than white people do. Hell niggers kill more people outright than anyone else.

we ate pasta with Tim Cook

You sound a bit flustered, mate. Are you alright?

>send a fucking car to Mars
I get it, it's a commercial, but not send another rover?

HAHAHAH
The Mexican is angry!

>all these triggered rocketlets
Hahahahahahah

this is funnier

>CEO who wants public support panders to rednecks
colour me surprised

>patriotism is "pandering"
Merkel_tossing_flag.webm

What? How so? Don't you want to learn more about Mars?

Nah, Hans you don't understand shit. He is pandering to Yuppie liberals.

We already have a rover on Mars for that. Keep up.

>"patriotism"
If you can't see trough pandering that thick, you're probably a good example of American education yourself.

Not everyone hates their country like yurosissies do.

This is a test flight.
They aren't going to send some 400 million dollar rover or anything like that.

Oh, I don't hate my country. There isn't really that much reason to hate it, unlike certain others dysfunctional dystopias.

Your English is shit.

you could just claim to have done what your neighbor did at this point lmao it's the same thing

I know, but you can get more data with more rovers.