>finally watching The Beach
Why didn't anybody warn me? This is complete a shit.
Finally watching The Beach
I love it. Its comfy island kino. Consider the fact that you have shit taste
Jason is Billy's only friend. Wew
>ywn fug prime Tilda Swinton
thats never been a thing. ever.
cute french gril > wierd androgynous woman
I did warn you
The book was better I said
Making the main character American ruins it I said
You didn't listen so
Whatevs
Its great besides the stupid video game scene
Now there's a shark. Fuck me.
>they can sense your fear
i would wanna fuck all the girls in the island
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WANT TO DRINK SNAKE BLOOD???
I remember the trailers selling the movie as some sort of horror movie similar to the Green Inferno where they're being hunted by tribals. God what a disappointment.
>drink it like a true american
this. What is this shithole of a movie supposed to be? Romantic comedy? Explaining the deep meaning of life? Bro comedy?
Its a 2 hour way of explaining paradise is not a place state of mind
money laundering scheme type of movie
it just changed into shark horror movie
now the token black medicine shaman has become a priest
>finally a bob marley song
back to bro comedy
there are no likeable characters at all.
alright, it's 90s Tarzan now
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