STOP! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT! edition
/brit/
>revealing the yank playbook
do NOT do this.
this post was entirely satire
anime
>FOY
new Mission Impossible trailer is what Bond movies should be like
It's a Chinese thing. They call people between black and white 'grey men'. So Indians, arabs etc
h8 yanks grrr
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missed the new stupid single posting cunt
lads
pet rock is going to do some md on friday and coke on saturday
opinions
Hate filthy yanks, wish I was British
Is "The Killing of a Sacred Deer" good? Any kinologists in?
twisted sister
it's not exactly top kino tier but its decent enough
it's aight
alri lads?
OHHHHHHH YES!
I get paid to look at tights all day at toil
>make an anti-wagie post
>the wagies call you a NEET
>little do they know I work from home, and earn more than they do
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every day i kill yankees in my sleep. what does it mean?
think you're a cunt but you should know the SWIM gimmick died a long time ago
Had soup for dinner and soup for breakfast. I'm sitting on the toilet and each time I go to stand up a 'final' burst of piss comes out
It's sublime
Beware the first 20 minutes or so are absolutely dire and slow, don't let it put you off. I went to watch it alone in the cinema and actually got talking to a person at the end because it was so striking and disturbing
that ginger prince and his black fiancee have exactly the same features, reckon MI6 grew her in a lab using his X chromosome and just added some tanner
TWISTED SISTER?
bloody perv!!!!
didn't know having a pet rock was still a thing
being a prozzie is not an honorable occupation
absolutely fascinated by weirdos who broadcast their entire lives over the internet
does anyone have a list of essentials
youtube.com
some top tier music for my aussie friend
alri
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Tell me how I can earn $800 a day as a single mother working from home!
>think you're a cunt
why was this in the post?
Why wear tights if they don't want men to look
You are correct. Negatively skewed.
stop posting le epik reddit screencaps you normie fuckers
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Rather unsettling pic there
he unironically has a point that can be applied to a lot of things
fuck
off
yank
sheeds are all nonces
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bet you're the freak that felt up his 9 year old cousin
just put a soft surface down as you open it
would love to go to Mongolia and take photos of all the Nomads and stuff
haha
You unironically should be hung from a tree
i.4cdn.org
Any day now
what is wrong with asi*ns
*rules Ireland directly from London*
it's so fucking comfy going around some random spanish/italian town on streetview
british architecture is fucking grim
The Mongolia episode of The Long Way Round was comfy af
helo x
I think every one of them eagle hunters has had at least 20 cameras shoved in his face.
am not but I've seen either a Kiwi or Aussie flag regularly type this. Are you seething in jealous, Kahuringa?
get lost, scram
>we'll get back to you
>doesn't
haha yeah, thanks
Which towns/part of Italy? I am Italian.
>call out nonces
>y-you're just jealous
mentally ill
no you aren't
>be a kid in the 90s
>go to cousin's house
>see his wiener
>it looks different than mine
>mine looks like an appendage with an acorn looking thing at the end
>his looks like a weird anteater snout
>have seen other boys' wieners (not on purpose mind you, I wasn't THAT kid)
>there's all look like mine
>one day at school see another boy's wiener that looks like an anteater
>resign to the fact that most boys have acorn wieners but some have anteater style wieners
>years later realize what circumcision is
literally anywhere, spent like 30 minutes just going around palermo the other day
Where are you from and where do you recommend to go?
told some runt we'll get back to him. bet he's got his whole pathetic life on hold, no gf, no dosh, family looking down at him
HOWLING
/fa/ inspo now
hair or fits lads
I am a white Greek man
where the fuck is all the time going
hi
*their's
'king hell
really? The gf is originally from london and wants to move back.
dont think so
lost my marbles
haha
>go to cousin's house
>see his wiener
>it's a nine footer
>play a cheeky game of hide the salami
hey virgins, should I shave?
where did they go haha
really dislike Lauren Southern but I can't deny I've got a soft spot for Shoe0nHead
paid $85 for a tshirt that i'll never wear today
Almost 1/4 of the way through 2018 lads :) how’s gf 2018 going?
this is all true
stop it
Get a haircut as well poof
What mode is this?
where the fuck do you live, Iowa? that's only like 1300 a month, which isn't that expensive
hair, as long as you're not grotesquely fat it doesnt matter what you wear, it just needs to fit
the amount of well dressed international students i see that are caked in acne and have shitty unkempt hair is ridiculous
what am i doing with my life
shave your jugular
genuinely have my 1st ever gf this year.
we became official a few weeks ago
feels good
mix of skelly and otter
>youtube.com
can't see anything wrong with it lad, absolute BARGAIN
got some fat loser keeping one of my walking cock socks warm for a bit
she lets him call her his gf, imagine that haha
what does desu mean
2018 has been a good year for me, summers only around the corner too
Not him but I just moved to Chicago 2 weeks ago. I can get a 2 bedroom for $1300 in a nice neighborhood here.
That pic is pretty damn expensive. Though you can find much worse in London
we all must admit though it's the most aesthetically pleasing mode
no homo
cant stand that irritating yank that tries really hard to make snarky, witty retorts to everyone, comes across as so cringey
Chicago is a pretend city for Midwestern State graduates that couldn't handle a real city
japanese "to be"
haha that's me