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>why not kill the girls too
Because girl power!

giv stoic firequeen kino

why does jorah even follow her? she will never fuck him, she'll make him guard the door while she fucks jon snu

>tfw Gilly's baby is old enough to drink

>cute

He rode through the streets of the city,
down from his hill on high,
O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles,
he rode to a woman's sigh.
For she was his secret treasure,
she was his shame and his bliss.
And a chain and a keep are nothing,
compared to a woman's kiss

For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...
For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm...

reminder that every /got/ thread should include link to the previous one.
it's your duty to report those that don't

Brienne the cunt hold Sword that made from Ice, the cunt should return it to Jon, and the manlet should return longclow to Lyanna Mormont, and in turn Lyanna should kill her self jumping cunt first on the the Sword.

Thinking of it, all three of them should kill them selves, Brienne becouse she really should be dead after the melee with the Hound, and Jon should make it for the keks, and making the red whore resurect him again, to show how absurde the show have become.

Bonus question, why /got/ starts a new tread avery 300 posts and not say 600?

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hey

Just tuned in the first 10 minutes of E1

Is this whole season gonna be MUH wymyn MUH childrun?

This already sucks balls

Why are British people so butt ugly

who /satin/ here

ha look at her eyes in this edit what a gross woman would never even bang her in real life i have standards

who /sweets/ here?

what the fuck is satin?

my sheets, baby.

/WHO/

Satin! Satin! SATIN!

No need to seize the last word, user.
I'll assume it was something clever.

Jon's cute trap squire

throw yourself off the wall

I'm going to rape you

Which character in the show or the books do you look up to the most?

YES. I see you remember. Do you have the Satin by the same artist?

Post yfw
>It's the final battle
>You know the Night King Ice King is gonna ride in on a Frost dragon
>Foreshadowed to fuck
>More than Pleb Sheeran tier
>You know from the books that Frost dragons are supposed to be the size of blimps and are a different species of dragon altogether
>Wingspan makes them even larger
>Can dissolve into water n shiet

>Night King Ice King finally rides in
>Build up
>holy_shit.jpeg
>Drums beating
>Scenes on point
>Actors stop and look up a 'la Michael Bay drama shot

>Its a recoloured version of Drogon, little bit bigger with blue eyes

>D&D got us again
>Saved so much on animation costs
>(((Worth))) it in the long run

jon we totally need to outhink them, ok, like really keep an eye out. they fought sooooo bravely but theyre like dead now k

Rennifer Longwaters

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>You know, when George told us about Ed Sheeran...

>Staying true to the lore of Martin’s world is also a priority, although changes have certainly been made over the years. According to Hill, “We’ve all read the books countless times so we all have a pretty thorough working knowledge of them. That said, we sometimes have to alter book lore a bit to fit the demands of the show. For example, changing Asha Greyjoy’s name to Yara and that dragonglass also kills wights, as we saw in 605 [‘The Door’].”

What is the best way to go about trolling these two?

#
> Band of fisherman, pirates or whoever take castle
> At the horizon a flag appears
> It's a ship
> Followed by 999 others ships
> And three dragons
> Yeah, let's stay here to shoot arrows at those motherfuckers, that'll show'em
You're demented.
> Stannis left a hundred men behind
> Stannis gets destroyed
> The castle is located on an island
> Stannis band has no support from whatever lords or society, there's no influxes of supplies or workers, there's no economical activity related to the island like crop fields, mines or trading markets, no village nearby, no nothing. It's a fort on the ocean
> The soldiers will remain there, without a king, without a banner, without anything, waiting for Intruders to fight for a dead king
Again, you are demented

>Rennifer Longwaters
what has he done?

The one true king.

Shagwell

post and image, hardest kekked

Girls don't carry on the family name nor partake in the plots of the frey family, you misogynistic cunt.

because those (in the room) were only slaves

Reminder Arthur kidnapped Lyanna and Aerys raped her.

>filming alone in a green room

What could it be?
Melly visions/flashback?

>implying there wasn't at least one hobo in Westeros who just thought fuck it and decided to sit down in the throneroom for a quick nap
>implying he wouldn't have got bored so he decided to make shit murals all over the hall trying to summon the Lord of Light to succ his dongle
>implying Dany wouldn't have wanted to walk in on a 94 year old hobo covered in faeces praying to the Lord of Light, putting his dick into a fire
>implying Dany wasn't the one the Lord of Light sent to succ his dongle
>implying she wouldn't do it after so dumb fucking D&D flashbakc/revelation

A hardworking patriot who respects his lineage

Azor Jaime!

Girls can carry names.

One of the Stark girls was impregnated by king beyond the wall, and she was the only child by the lord of Winterfell, so the line continued threw a Bastard from a female line.

>Floor map scene
>Cersei stood on The Neck
>Jamie stood on The Fingers

What did they mean by this?

reminder that D&D will make Lena the final villain

>welcome to the UK

ashqueen slay

as if GRRM wouldn't do that. who else? the icezombies?

The only ones who could be the knight are pic related or Bran

prove me wrong fags

Jory Cassel

Great. I love her. I wanted to see her last until the very end. Fuck Daenerys, I want her dead. But cersei... That one is a hell of a character.

He didn't fly so good

If it was Stannis forces that were left alone by the Lannisters, they'd more than likely still get supplies from the local islands which do in fact have farming. Those islands are sworn to Stannis and would keep supporting the castellan, just like they did in the books.

Also

>fighting for a dead king

The Brotherhood without Banners, at least in the books, claims to be fighting for King Robert's legacy.

you meant Vardis Egan.

>We love the books and grrm's
>Thats why we keep retconning we established in an earlier season because its important for the fans

His fingers will reach all the way up to her neck
if you get what I mean

Why is Hound in King's Landing?

>Cersei stood on The Neck
She wasn't.

t. Preston

fuck their Lena Headey boner

Bael the Bard is a legend m8. Not fact

>Brandon the daughterless
>long time ago
>called Lord instead of king
>kingsroad (built by Jaehaerys I) exists
>BUT
>grandson is killed by Boltons
>no record of him in the family tree George made for Wardens and Lords of the North

It's bullshit

He came for a breeding bitch.

...I see a... mountain... looks like a mushroom cap

Creatively it made sense, because we wanted it to happen

Cringe

Cersei's just a villain version of Daenerys.

Are you guys ready to see Arya beat Brienne 1v1?

more like Jorah "The Cuck" Mormont

>*braaaaarp*

holy shit it's really him

white walkers are legends too, no need to build a wall

to fight the mountain!!!
CONFIRMED & upvoted!
get hype

I wonder how shit the choreography will be that Arya is fighting using a dagger against sword?

Will she be dodging?

Will she do karate flips over Brienne?

Disarm Brienne and flip her on her back knife to her throat?

And where did Arya get these skills when she only fought using a stick?

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Can't wait to see how they fuck that fight up.

salty cunt = linda
CONFIRMED

nice post, nice catch, nice digits.

Shut up and enjoy the spectacle you contrarian cunt

>all legends are real

Go pray to Garth Greenhand then you fucking cuck.

Too many inconsistencies in the legend, so it's bullshit

GET HYPED NIGGA

fmk

Or they could flee and leave the banner of a dead king behind. Which is a completely possible and understandable circumstance. Any one that tried to use the castle for whatever reason would certainly flee at the sight of Daenerys fleet and dragons. As a matter of fact, even remaining dozens soldiers from stannis would flee at that sight.
Dragonstone "empty" is not a plot hole. It's mere omission of the details of what happened to the castle after stannis departure. It's perfectly implicit that the place was not viable for any seizing, except maybe for a Lannister army, who is far more preoccupied in keeping Kings landing safe rather than attempting to impede Daenerys forces to dock their ships.
Let that one go, you bitter autist. Go look for other plot holes and writing flaws to try and justify how terrible this show is, while you insist on keeping watching it and talking about on the internet.

bush like the fucking blackwater

EH

Cringe. Cersei is great. We have seen her through all possible changes and I'm very excited to where she aimed at now.

let's see how sexist are you /got/
how many women are there in your top 10 characters list?
in mine list there are 3: dany, cersei and mel

dragon pit scene. a parlay takes place in episode 7. the box behind him is insurance if the parlay goes south. and it does because it's a trap.

inside the box is the zombie the hound captures when he goes on jons wight hunt

No. I just dont understand why this thread thinks Cersei on the show is any better than jon or dany. Shes going to be Ramsay level of plot armour and bullshit this season. Shes one of their top favourties. For fucks sake Jaime stays with her all season no questions asked until Jon and Dany's combined plot armour make him leave her.

She does have some great legs though

>Reading the books

> Hating things with anticipation
Now that's another level of tv autism.
Have you tried having fun once? Ever?

Remember at comic con in 2014 when D&D promised that Stannis fan that Dillane was going to get more material and Stannis would play a bigger role in season five?

While not lies, you just know they were holding back laughs as they were thinking about how they were about to film his death.

>implying dany and jon are bad
>implying ramsay wasn't the best villain in the show

good goyim...

marry fuck kill

obvious

careful now
they might call you redditor

God I want to release all of my sexual frustration onto her.

>Have you tried having fun once? Ever?
D&D has fucked up so much I will not be hype.

$300 and google you lazy lil beetle

plenty better than her will sell you an hour

Why was he scared of Styr?