Fish are fleeing the lake. Animals are drowning in acid. There is an increase in fires running about the area. One of the rivers nearby has turned RED from volcanic activity. Old faithful is exploding every 30 minutes.
Today is the today. KEK WILLS IT. I hope some of you guys survive.
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
August 14, 2016
The day the Masons were made into bitches
ARE WE FUCKED
WILL THE ASH CLOUD FLOAT OVER TO LUX CITY?
FUCK
Sauce and delete your abortion of a thread and all accompanying opinions
Yellowstone wont erupt til next year
Nothing will blow except my excitement
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Kek wills a disaster to happen elsewhere, repeating digits will confirm.
I highly doubt this would happen. But if it does... you can say good bye to democracy and civilisation as we know it.
Us plebians will be sacrificed for the safety of the wealthy and connected.
Well shit
Some of you are ok. Stay out of Yellowstone volcano today.
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>Fish are fleeing the lake.
About time, like these dubs.
Could be it?
praised
Meanwhile.... At Yellowstone live...........
In central time you have 3 more hours till it's proven you're full of shit. God this has been annoying.
ITS FUCKING TRUE!!! IM AT OLD FAITHFUL RIGHT NOW!!! ITS SPEWING SHIT INTO THE AIR!!! OH GOD ITS ALL COMING TO AN END!!! THERES BUFFALO AND BEARS RUNNING AROUND ON FIRE!!!!
>Fish are fleeing the lake
THEY ALWAYS KNOW
Just looked out my window and saw some smoke
ids haappendign
Just look at the livestream idiots. Not happening.
ITS ABOUT TO ERUPT
shooting at JFK airport just now, fucking kek
fish are fleeing the lake because your bait is so low-tier
I expected better shitposting from you, Straya
damn, all those nice white families are about to be vaporized in a cloud of flaming ash :(
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Its not though
>ITS FUCKING TRUE!!! IM AT OLD FAITHFUL RIGHT NOW!!! ITS SPEWING SHIT INTO THE AIR!!! OH GOD ITS ALL COMING TO AN END!!! THERES BUFFALO AND BEARS RUNNING AROUND ON FIRE!!!!
I only see little kids running around... I think we missed the last eruption.
its a strayan ya leaf tard
of course its fake
stop shit posting, there aint shit here, really disappointed because im not deep throat in ash yet
Yawn OP. You're boring everyone. Stop boring everyone.
And take your meds BTW m80.
Fuck this website attracts some special cases.
yellow chan is going to kill some burgers
LOLZ!
Those peeps sitting on the benches just waiting to watch the world come to an end!!!
underrated post
WITNESSED
LITERAL APOCALYPSE
ITS ALL OVER
It's over, me big toe is swollen, and that only ever happens when a super volcano is about to explode. The aboriginal elders here are sitting around the fire, passing around the sacred sniffing can and discussing disaster management plans.
The fish always know. If they have got up and left the lake, it's time to run. Get your shit in one sock Americans and evacuate.
The grim reaper of death has arrived!!!
If it's predicted to erupt today why would they still have these cunts all around it? Shouldnt they close it down? Natural selection?
just another 10 years of winter, annoying, but not deadly.
Underr8ted
pics?
OMFG!!!! I am only 482 miles away from this son of a bitch giant volcano!!!!
I am dead in 20 +- 10 minutes!!!
Nice knowing you Sup Forums...
If you're going to die you might as well do it looking at a dank fire mountain
>KEK
>WILLS
>IT
>10 years of winter.
GRAB YOUR AXES, MEN OF NORSE HERITAGE. THE FIMBULWINTER COMETH. IT'S TIME TO JOIN THE GODS AND FIGHT WITH RAGNAROK.
Oh no its bernie
He cant live with himself being so cucked
Hes going to jump in
>singles
No, kek doesn't will it.
It isn't ever happening.
can't wait to piss on niddhogg's ugly head
I feel like we memed a mini happening there, but didn't concentrate our power i to that happening on this day hard enough for a real happening
Sad
I hope it does go off and I hope it does kill me even though I live in California. I'm over this shit. At least I got to watch the 49ers play football one last time.
Maybe I will be able to creep on girls from the grave with my soul, that would be cool.
The 20 minute death zone has arrived!!!!
>oh shit john is shooting everyone
>better get under our orange blankets
QUICK POST YOUR DANKEST VOLCANO MEMES FOR THE MEME MAGIC TO BLESS US
oh shit!!!
Your frog was dead and always was. Worship the Son of God, the Holy Father and the Holy Spirit or be destroyed.
Dat file name.
My sides.
Good luck with that, Niddhogg is one of the few that survives.
I'm just looking forward to Loki's death. Take that, Tumblr fangirls.
I wish I had links to some of those old newspaper articles that talked of very young children packing at school. Kids at very young ages were allowed to carry, if this was still a thing it would be what we needed to fight the actual people behind school shootings and hoaxes.
HE SPEAKS
PRAISE KEK
Yeah well cuckoldin already died, so follow your cuck leader and hang yourself from a tree, faggot.
Dat red glow in the sky and behind the trees!!!
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Kek has already blessed us with Milwaukee. That was the happening, not a fucking gay natural disaster.
Some of you guys are okay. Stay away from the northern hemisphere tomorrow.
>Odin
>Dead
Nah senpai. Only shitty gods actually die when they get strung up to pieces of wood.
Then you don't know the history.
The cuck is dead and has been dead for thousands of years.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Just like all the Egyptian idols.
If Odin is dead, then why does he watch over Valhalla, and why does he have a part in the Ragnarok prophecy?
OMG THOSE POOR PEOPLE, THEY WAITED 2 HOURS FOR THIS!
How can he watch over valhalla if he isn't dead? How can he not have a part in it when it has to explained why loki starts it in the first place? Literal retards, educate yourselves.
>idols
Isis is still alive, so is Set, among others.
>Fish are fleeing the lake
>lake
Where the fuck are they going then
KEK
I hope so
sell firewood for a living
a ten year winter i could fucking retire after five
So all the Norse gods are dead then, seen as Valhalla is in Asgard. Loki starts it yes, but Fenrir kills Odin, before Thor kills him.
>Old faithful is exploding every 30 minutes.
This is literally what Old Faithful does and has done since forever....
kys
Noooo!! Don't go!!! I am sure it will still happen.....
Kek will erupt from the volcano
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP!!! TAKE MY MEME MAGIC AND BLOW!!!
We need a chant to invoke Kek, repeated digits and images are not enough.
PLEASE fucking erupt.
I'm so fucking bored.
Give me something. ANYTHING.
Digits confirm Australia to be destroyed by violent Abbo uprising.
Kek does NOT will it.
ohlookitsnothing.jpg
If the Yellowstone volcano explodes but nobody is there to see it. Does it really explode.....
there were the same repeating digits in the JFK shooter thread ... another prophet said his digits would confirm the shooter is muslim
is this what Kek is trying to tell us?
Kill yourself I'm sick of you fucking pricks getting my hopes up.
14th I was told, well what do you know NOTHING AT ALL. I'm done with this bullshit, time to go prep for the race war instead.
checked
praise kek
yellowstone is as dormant as hillarys vagina
YELLOW-CHAN!!!!
SAMERUUUUUu!!!!
>n-nothing to see here
>volcanos aren't dangerous
>it won't explode for another 50,000 years
>yellowstone will never erupt in any of our lifetimes
HOLY KEK
HIT THE DECK
VOLCANO'S EXPLODING, FUCKING HECK
0066 is the new official digits of prophets of Kek.
Repeating digits will confirm
Something like this but with more REEE and more egyptian sounds.
youtube.com
They aren't rioting either.
Might as well just chalk it up as a loss and consider investing and building a life for yourself.
Happiness is not here, we had a decent happening last night, but that's as good as it will get.
Either build a life off the computer or end it.
SUMMON THE ERUPTION GUYS, CHECK THESE DIGITS KEK
