IT IS ACTUALLY EXPLODING

THE STONE WAS WRONG, IT ACTUALLY MEANT THE 15TH AS THE HAPPENING
JESUS FUCK IT IS HAPPENING
YELLOW STONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW!
infowars.com/yellowstone-eruption-in-2016-shocking-new-video-shows-what-is-really-going-on-at-yellowstone/
THIS IS GOING TO DESTROY THE MODERN WORLD

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_Column
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emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/?view=1
cnn.com/2016/08/15/us/northern-california-wildfire/index.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Wait for the Sixth Column

Aum. Ha.

based yellowstone

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Good, let it happen.

Maybe we can find some sort of enjoyment in the post eruption society.

Also TFW I'm not in insta death zone

Come on aussies your better than this, leave this type of shit posting to the leafs.

Nuclear detonations make my wee wee hard.

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Nuclear testing was done to calcify Americans pineal glads. Why do you think they have microwaves in nearly every single television show? CERN is the step up from that.

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This

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I really can't find any reason to believe that you are incorrect

Is that to do with the Heinlein book with the race specific bio-weapons?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_Column

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My dick is rock hard for a happening m8.

Can't wait to live like cavemen again

I like how the clouds don't move at all when the bomb goes off.

Nukes are a massive hoax. All our leaders are on the same team. This is just fear porn.

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IT'S HAPPENING!
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

>(((infowars)))
BUY MY SNAKE OIL YOU GOYS RRRRAAAAA MALE VITALITY

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> infowars
Got a real source?

I hope it kills every last person on the North American continent.

Maybe everyone was wrong. people weren't anti-semitic, they were anti-seismic

Fuck you guys never learn, eh?

>april
You wont fool me twice

>infowars.com/yellowstone-eruption-in-2016-shocking-new-video-shows-what-is-really-going-on-at-yellowstone/

can we get filters that work for lava?

Burn it down, Magma chan

Your flag says shitpost and your digits say kek doesn't will it, so.

>mfw americans have to live in brazil because of yellowstone
kek wills it my dudes

you guys have been saying that for the last 20 years, guess what: animals migrate from place to place. Sure there could be a volcano there but its not going to be the end of the world

burn it down, magma-chan

Burn it down, Magma Chan

7.3 earthquake just struck SW Yellowstone, you fucks were right.

Burn It Down, Magma-Chan

14th was the start of the happening
stones were right

Good thing my flight doesn't leave for 2 hours back to Florida

Old news, april 2016.....BTFO happening fags.

stfu with all the troll ass shit

aint nothing going to happen as usual

IS THIS LIVE

And Australia, we will outnumber you. You will become burgerland 2.0

>BREAKING: @USGS reporting '8.2 seismic event' in Montana

Hey cool I have a weird flag. Man this country has sucked alot so far.

Kek, can you kill some filthy Germans for me please?

Liberal ones first.

yo, fuck you trailer trash.

7.3 earthquake CONFIRMED
I didn't want you guys to end like this.

aussie: check
all caps: check
tinfoil source: check
conclusion: butt

Oh shit, it's bigger than what I saw reported. Fuckkkk

>article is from April
>video is just normal seasonal activity FROM APRIL

one fucking Strayan kunt keeps this shit alive
just let it go, you can shitpost better than this

>inb4 the greentext up

Yellowstone not gonna blow any time soon.


t. geophysicist

where's the report?

you goddamn worm

You're a fucking retard

t. Nuclear physicst

Easy on the fucking insults you fucking Jew.

THE INDIAN NATIVES ARE ABANDONING THEIR HUTS IN THE PARK

>@CNNBreaking: NASA spokesperson: International Space Station is in "free fall, tumbling out of control" - Pres. to speak shortly.

WHAT THE FUCCCKKKKK, THE END IS NEARRRR.

good one mate I actually checked twitter just in case

emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/?view=1
FUCK OFFF

>@NBCtwittah: Great lakes are flooding Illinois and New York; chicago under 30 ft. of water

broofs?

It's always in freefall though

That ambulance pic looks like it'd be used in a nigger twitter meme

So what the fuck WAS supposed to happen on the 14?


If nothing happened, isn't that a big fuck you to the elites? That a higher power than even they decided to fuck with them?

>natives living in national parks

eww, stop, we moved those fuckers to the desert a long time ago

The weak will die. More people will vote for guns. 60% of you will be white.

Not bad.

Too bad we're full already.

go away, Satan

Neat
>So what the fuck WAS supposed to happen on the 14?
Nothing, Tish A'Biv but who knows what the result of that was yet.

Very Fast Ambulance Driving At Incredible Hihg Speed

its filmed from extremely far away so the shockwave hasn't touched the clouds yet. heres the same detonation from close-up you can see how the shockwave pushes away the clouds.

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Utter shame that we came up nukes before camera tech was truly good enough to appreciate it. Imaging the beauty of the first few milliseconds on a slow motion camera @ 4k. My dick is dripping thinking of it

Looks like one of my animes.

Yellowstone=third impact?

"are not nothing going to happen as usual"

Nice (((English))) faggot. Did you learn that from niggers?

>Being this new.

Infowars have people here.

They have seen the shilling of Yellowstone here and are now running a story.

>implying they can figure this all out
Fuck off and filter your water, trump fag.

Don't you have an appointment at the totally-legal-in-your-country animal brothel to get to?

>tomorrow

THE STONE ACTUALLY MEANT THE 16TH, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

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THE STONE ACTUALLY HONESTLY MEANT THE TWENTY-FOURTH FOR REAL GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

fuck off Australia

Go sniff petrol and fall asleep on the road you filthy Abo cunt.

BURN IT DOWN MAGMA-CHAN

Yellowstone will erupt and there's absolutely no reason that it couldn't be this year. Pay no attention to the sniveling jews saying it's impossible. The gods will one day wipe the world clean of their filth and the materialistic world will the stripped away into nothing right in front of their beady little eyes

>GEOLOGICAL SECOND

kekked.

That's a weird way to spell "thousands of years"

That video is old, Yellowstone has to let out some heat every now and then to remain stable so this is just the normal routine.

Not happening

KIWI BRINGING THE HEAT

It's literally erupting right now.

This really hit home the fact that we have the power to set off a temporary ALL CONSUMING SUN over our enemies. That's the raw power we have had as a nation since before we had proper cell phones. Holy fucking shit.

memes arent real my son

They are neat. This is my wallpaper atm.

checked and confirmed. this motherfucker works at CERN.

cnn.com/2016/08/15/us/northern-california-wildfire/index.html
Updated 2:06 AM ET, Mon August 15, 2016

this wildfire is spreading and it will consume a large area and displace 33,000

lol no shit, this was RT's photo for the article on the terrorist attack.

serious closet memers at RT

Burn it down, magma-chan

Me to :DDD


:^(

FAKE GHEY AND NON BINARY

There is LITERALLY NOTHING to suggest that Yellow Stone will erupt in the next 1000 or 10,000 years. Could be even 100,000 years.

We will get a warning months in advance (quakes)

Someone please fucking tell me they saw that tiny glowing moving fire ball thing

Shut the fuck up

It's my birthday today, and I'd prefer to just listen to Hendrix wake hipies up with the star spangled banner.

Don't erupt on me, just let me have my good day.