Farmers will rule the world

Why you cunts ain't taking up farming
When the world goes to shit and globalization fails ya
You shit eaters will die if you don't have food and we farmers will be laughing it up when we shoot you with the .303 when you try to steal our sheep like some dirty abo from the 1800s

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Nice one sheep shagger now put your dick away

thats a cute fantasy, is that all you have to justify your existence?

we shit eaters will be laughing it up when we shoot your animals from the treeline

What you're getting too tempted by it?

Everyone knows farming is the best way to get rich and live happily with a stable family

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>.303
Enjoy your dead caliber you upsidedown cunt

Hey look its Lab Grown Meat!

this means you inbred hillbilly can fuck off and go back to rooting ya herd of sheep.

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Enjoy eating your car

Wow so it still requires a cow and animal fats to be mixed with before you can eat it really makes you think

You gonna grow that wheat lettuce tomato and all that other stuff with them stem cells buddy

>become a farmer so you're prepared for society failing
>Remember that you live in bumfuck nowhere and nobody is going to bring you feed for the sheep
>Die

Got plenty of grass and rain

I ain't a mainlander living in the desert , mate

Rey, these are your first steps.

>feed
Take the sheep, put them over grassy land and they fucking eat the grass.

i have over eighty thousand good reasons

Lands is expensive
Farming is time consuming if you want to do it the old fashioned way, even with raised beds/permaculture/etc
If you want to scale up the machinery is very very expensive
Highly regulatd sector, goverment decides how much pesticides, fertilizer, etc can be used pr acre
All your lettuce will be eaten by illegal spanish immigrant snails
Moles will pop up onions and carrots
Birds will eat your strawberries

Elaborate

>Birds will eat your strawberries
Or shitty weather will just ruin the crop like this year in Finland. Crops were extremely small and berries stopped growing far too early.

>tfw got acres of convict land that's been in my family since we landed here