>Alabama State Senator Fred Q. Calhoun, published an open letter to the International Olympic Committee’s President, complaining that it was unfair for the committee to allow only one U.S. state to participate as an independent team in this year’s Summer Olympic Games.
Not surprising that a state senator from Alabama is a moron. Fellow burgers, why do our people lack basic geography understanding?
Easton Thomas
Fucking hilarious.
Ethan Myers
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Adam Collins
>seeing an entirely white olympic team >thinks it represents georgia usa
Ryan Reyes
Wow, imagine seeing him find out how wrong he is... Literally millions of people laughing at his beyond retarded comment...
I'd love to see that level of mortification...
Ethan Ross
Alabama is to dumb as Florida is to insane.
Owen Jones
Huh huh, Georgia is a country. Is it 2008 now?
Jaxson Baker
>Average US senator education
KEK
Nathan Murphy
>Fellow burgers, why do our people lack basic geography understanding?
Most people do, even moreso than Americans. The only reason Yuropoors do better is because they often live next to a whole bunch of countries so it's easier for them. For example I doubt most of them could accurately point out where are states are located on a map.
Michael Cruz
It's just the south. Pay no attention to those cousin fuckers
Isaac Bennett
Why do you think Alabama isn't an independent state that can leave whenever it wants?
Oliver Richardson
The South/Bible Belt is a cancer on our nation. They're comparable to niggers in northern cities in terms of education and higher thinking skills.
Landon Murphy
This is too good, even for America.
Daniel White
This can't be real.
Matthew Foster
DELETE THIS
Luis Ward
Wew lad
Dominic Long
>hey guise, I have a brilliant business idea >let's make yet another The Onion, except it won't be called The Onion! >excellent I'm in! Let's do this until there are more fake news sites than real ones!!
Jose Walker
Do they teach Geography in US schools???
Surely the flag would of been a giveaway???
You poor buggers over don't even know what happens in each state, let alone the rest of the world.
Kayden Peterson
I call BS.
Aaron Thomas
Maybe so, but I'd take my simple, honest people over two faced Yankees any day. At least down here people will stab you in the front
Oliver Howard
>now you're my bitch forever.
top fucking kek
Parker Turner
only because they're too stupid to wait for you to turn around
Jace King
He's not even our dumbest legislator too.
Logan Russell
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Gabriel Wilson
Glad to see that dailymail is spreading to more gullible idiots in more countries.
Tyler Martinez
Back to your cuck shed yank.
Nathaniel Rogers
>Georgia >white
neither Georgia is white, blackass.
Logan Garcia
Too fat* to turn around
Michael Scott
>american education
Asher Ortiz
There was also a Congressman who thought that an island would quite literally capsize if we kept putting to many people on one side of it and was entirely serious
Adrian Torres
I have to say that last part justifies his actions just a bit.
Fuck that faggot hiker.
Jose Thompson
That's the south for you.
Dominic Perry
Got a picture of Senator Fred Q. Calhoun ?
Luis Carter
t. burger in a nigger infested shithole
Leo Wright
SHAT IN THE MART
Robert Thompson
>taking a parody news website seriously
You faggots are really grasping at straws these days.
Owen Ortiz
thats funny... somehow i knew georgia is the name of a state.. and a country.................. must be that there darn education i reckon!
why dont you suck off some more muslims hans?
Blake Edwards
Holy fuck! This is satire right? Right you guys? Dude is not that dumb right??? I mean he has a secretary >he would have advisors >someone would know >I call bs or at least hope I am honestly from Alabama and I am so fucking sick of the stereotype. If that guy is that fucking stupid he needs to step down immediately. If this is a stupid prank to further the stereotype then that person needs to be shot in the big toe.
Cameron Richardson
Reminder that you dummies falling for such b8 are the real idiots
The Georgia b8 works every single time with pretentious fucks who can't wait to find someone to mock for not knowing what they proudly know. See pic related, the asker could have been actually from the country of Georgia or simply b8 but no one even thought about it because they were too busy creaming themselves at the thought of an American dumb enough to make this mistake.
And if you fall for the "le white southerners r so stoopid teehee" maymay you need to get the fuck out of here.
Easton Gutierrez
>satire website.
Lincoln Gomez
This reminds me of the time I got a text from my brother telling me to stay safe because he heard the Russians had invaded Georgia. I felt so bad for him that I replied saying thanks I will
Easton Rogers
>somehow >american education
Jose Lee
Poo in Loo
the jokes also Shart in Mart
indians are disgusting
John Ramirez
Oh my god why.
>inb4 south Ossetia is Russian
Charles Rogers
Lets go to the beautiful land of Cascadia, white man. Where we can join in the unholy matrimony and conceive butt babies!
Isaac Reed
Gook banter is not bad today
Ian Cox
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Hunter Bell
Atleast we don't shit in Kmart the most American this ever possible
Lucas Martin
see
Aaron Watson
some·how ˈsəmˌhou/Submit adverb in some way; by some means. "somehow I managed to get the job done" synonyms: by some means, by any means, in some way, one way or another, no matter how, by fair means or foul, by hook or by crook, come what may "I knew that somehow I would find a way to buy that car" for a reason that is not known or specified. "he looked different somehow"
straight out of the dictionary
again ill state.. suck off more muslims hans.. oh shit im sorry.. they already force your women to do that enough themselves.. my bad
Luke Wood
Y'all been trolled fools
Dylan Wood
>Sup Forums taking the bait again
shocking
Aaron Russell
>THIS IS SATIRE RIGHT????? RIGHT??????????? NO ONE COULD BE SO STUPID RIGHT??????????????????????????? Yes, it's satire. If you're ever curious if something is satire, just look for their sources. Just google the headline. If all the "sources" are from the same place, it's not true. I guess I shouldn't expect intelligence from Sup Forums
Samuel Turner
>There was also a Congressman who thought that an island would quite literally capsize if we kept putting to many people on one side of it and was entirely serious
except that really happened (google youtube guam capsize), while this is clearly a joke site.
Elijah Brooks
>Two faced Yankee backstabber meme I love how every time the North vs. South cultural divide comes up, the South makes up lies about the North from whole cloth as opposed to addressing their own woeful inadequacies.
Brandon Wilson
SHART
Joshua Baker
I had read an article in 2008. Some rednecks really pissed off when Russia invaded Georgia. One of them has said that Alabama wont fall to Russians. This remind me that article.
Jack Evans
>American education >get shot at elementary school >get shot at high school >get shot at university
quote: "MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Friday afternoon, Alabama State Senator Fred Q. Calhoun, (R-Delbert, Ala.) published an open letter to the International Olympic Committee’s President, Thomas Bach, complaining that it was unfair for the committee to allow only one U.S. state to participate as an independent team in this year’s Summer Olympic Games.
“As I was watching last night’s Olympic games with my family, I was stunned to see that Georgia was permitted to participate as an independent entity,” penned the freshman lawmaker.
“Alabama athletes are among the world’s most talented and passionate competitors… On behalf of the nearly 5 million people who call the Yellow Hammer State home, we request that Alabama be allowed to compete in future Olympic games — just as you’ve permitted the State of Georgia to do,” concluded the state senator.
Though the ICC has not provided an official response to the legislator’s letter, Calhoun’s complaint was published onto his office’s official Facebook page, where support for the senator’s idea seems to be growing — at least within the State of Alabama.
Sic: “Thank you for always standing up 4 us… For them bunch of communists running the Olympics to allow UGA to field teams and not Alabama is jsut wrong. Glad your seating them strait.” commented one Facebook fan of the lawmaker. When contacted, Saturday morning, athletic officials from the State of Georgia said they were not aware that the state even had an Olympic team, but told US Daily Mail reporters, “If we do have a team, we certainly want to wish them great success in Rio… Let’s bring home the gold!” "
Adrian Reyes
>Kmart the most American this ever possible Aussie banter broke the Poo in Loos. Neat.
Sebastian Gonzalez
>man has sex with alligator
WTF???
>"you tried to kill me...now you're my bitch"
LMFAO give the guy a medal.
Jackson Lewis
Please stop it There are no excuses to be this much dumb... And the fact that you actually voted for such a stupid idiot means a lot...
Robert Murphy
2015 broke my satire detector. This is fake right?
Joseph Parker
Kek
Eli Miller
Based. Crocs are the most useless shits ever.
Aaron Gomez
>be indian >sooperpoower in 2020
Elijah Taylor
muh indian suppapowr
Nathaniel Gomez
look at the 3 articles linked at the bottom of the pic and take a guess...
Brody Green
>gets meme wrong >says kmart instead of walmart Keep trying Gurjit, you'll get it right one day.
Blake Stewart
its ok germany i get why youre upset.. in less than 5 years your country will cease to exist as the river of muslims take you over.. its already happening and im excited to see your pathetic race wiped from the planet
you lost all sense of being when hitler died and your country became the cuck capitol of the world.. have a good day hans
Serbia is cold no food sister raped by solider no potato
Brayden Jenkins
K thx
Eli Fisher
> why do our people lack basic geography understanding?
Because it doesn't matter if it's not from America.
Robert Bell
Hold on there, you might be projecting, buddy.
Jeremiah Johnson
You tell me.
Carter King
at first i was like
"BURGERS"
but then i was like
"Fuck"
Henry Taylor
The south really fucked up with that whole slavery thing
Nathan Allen
Actually, a Brit would never realize this one was satire.
Liam Allen
>calhoun
top kek
Jace Cooper
This is revolting, what the fuck.
What twisted mind is behind this shit, they need to be terminated.
Jesus fucking Christ, my man.
Cooper Rogers
Yeah, me too. I can't find State Senator Fred Q. Calhoun on any State Senate website anywhere.
Isaac Martinez
Serbia is so bad and much cold that man turn into women
John Scott
the article is about State senators, but it's still fake.
Kevin Gonzalez
>American >Education
Austin Kelly
>be American >cracka minority by 2025 oogaa boogaa indeed
Lucas Edwards
right, my bad
Carson Torres
PAUL BLART:SHART MART
Ian Mitchell
While this is fucktarded, learning geography is probably the most useless skill I can imagine.
I'm pretty much an expert at it, because I've spent countless hours jerking off in Google Earth exploring, but if you get up on your high horse because you know geography, you're pretty pathetic.
There's literally no reason to know geography. It's not a skill you need in life. The average person will live and die and never travel farther than 100 miles from their house.
Thomas Sanders
actually you're the stupid one, the article says he's a state senator
>A state senator is a member of a state's senate The two you've got aren't state senators, they're senators in the US congress.
Michael Reed
3/10 low quality bait
Caleb Jones
they don't make jokes about murricans and geography for no reason
Joshua Cruz
based Poland sticking up for us, you are Dixie's greatest ally