Alright we need a creep

>alright we need a creep
>I got the perfect guy!

just watched Zodiac for the first time.

he's great.

You rang?

you rang?

>We need military personnel
>Reporting for duty

>Give me your feeliest actor, senpai.

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Frank Sobotka was the child raper in Devil's Advocate?

>we have a police / federal procedural and need a chief
>got u famalam

he's not creepy in the people vs. OJ or in the Wire

I thought he was the Machine from 8mm?

>ayo senpai. Give me that creep with a bit of charm
>Say no more

>we need a comedic genius

Nigga just took over this guys job.

>we only have 50 cents and we still havent cast anyone willing to be assraped by a horse

Getting more jew looking by the day.

>we need an older black guy for a movie but can't afford Samuel L or Denzel

You can't cast any of them in the same roles, though... all of their acting styles are different. Literally the only thing they all have in common is they are old and black.

>we need a racist redneck
>got you senpai

>we literally can't afford anyone just get some generic-looking nobodies

all old black guys are the same though

>we need a le funny nutwit in a button-up shirt and suit

Ayybruheem Layncuhn

>funny
Bit of a leap.

I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again.

kekkkk

I remember first seeing him in HBO's Carnivale. His character was the absolute personification of scum.

They can all play the same roles nowadays. Maybe 10 years ago you had a point

>society declaring ugly fat bald people as creepy
>literally saying ugly people are creepy
>missing the entire point of the word creep
>proceed to take creepy photos of strangers in public with iphone and pretend thats not creepy as all hell
>proceed to lecture men about their enacted double standards of how terrible we are to women
>fat shaming men but if you dare fat shame a woman its career suicide
>topless men constantly, shame if theres ever a topless woman
>men required to have the body of a greek god and train for over a year to achieve it
>women attend a seminar on how to look empowering
and
>pic related

your mother IS a seafood dinner if you catch my drift

>we need someone to play Lex Luthor, get me that bald guy from Breaking Bad
>heisenberg, sir?
>yeah, get him

John Carroll Lynch is just literary the best at playing scumbags, save your little autistic tantrum for another thread.

Naaahh, y'all got me talkin pawliticsss

Shouldn't hate this dude because he's against the feminists but he's not funny at all.

LOL

He's gonna absolutely crush it as Charlie.

Did he do it?

Back to /r9k/, fucktard

underrated

He you mean Tad Cruz, yes.

Criminally underrated toast

>we need someone to reach around Tig to get to brown

JETHUH CHRIST JACKIE BOY

>we need a food reviewer

>Creep
>we need a blue collar guy who looks respectable
is more like it

Ironically, he's getting too old for that shit.

based

I need a got to represent an anonymous image board that in theory discusses television and movies.

fucking hate this guy

oh fuck i thought these were the same doods

>we need creepy and can't afford makeup

>mfw he appeared on the Founder
>mfw he was gonna snap anytime during the movie and kill Kroc

kek

fucking kek

lmao

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more like
>we ran out of budget and have to hire someone who will work for the free soup and donuts that all the other actors and extras get

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samefag scum

You fucked up, the quotes make no sense when written that way.

"how will we ever find that awkward looking 20 something who looks 15 and will also work for our indie film with no budget"

>so no more senpai

Your move fagget

>we need a pedophile-y guy
>hold my beer

That's not laurence fishburne

shiit mspaint skills brah

wtf im a feminist now

Me too for the longest time

This guy came off like such a defensive ass in the norm interview

They were both on SNL at the same time and hated each other

>tfw not a hideous virgin
your life must be terrible lol

I was using the snipping tool, I hate using ms paint to screencap

lmao

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS LI-UUUUUUUUUUUUH

>alright we need a Creeper
>I've got the perfect guy

>We need a trailer trash female
>say no more

>we need a scheming beaurocrat
>say no more

>we need a midget but we can't afford that guy from Game of Thrones

say no more

nah that was this guy

That's not Forrest Whittaker

>gimme dat downie
>gotchu senpai

this guy looks like mark ruffalo if he lived in albuquerque

We need someone to play the mob bosses accountant.

You know what they call bats?
Chicken of the cave.

Patty the daytime hooker was the best character on My Name is Earl.

That motherfucker is in some great movies.

>ywn get to work at the burger barn or talk about the burger barn all year until it finally shows up at that guy you cucked's funeral

>I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?

Black Bauer in middle

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>ad hominem
>denial
>ad hominem
what amazing retorts you have, care to display any creepy females in flim and tv?
oh wait, there are none, because you've adopted a double standard narrative that women cant be flawed

now go spam 19 more THICCCCCCCC threads like you arent trying to normalize fatass women

I actually couldn't help but read your post in his distinctive voice

>AAAHHHH FUHCKENN KNEWW IT

>we want brad pitt but we dont have the money to pay him
>gotcha family

Haha love this guy saw him on tv a while ago. Whats his name?

>being this much of a bitter loser
and you wonder why women don't approach you? lmao

Cody Cigar.

As a hideous virgin yeah, it's pretty bad.

kek

every fucking time

>quick we need a Mexican/Indian/Arab/Pacific Islander
>we got just the guy

Seriously what the fuck is he

James Cameron's pick to be the main char of his upcoming Blue Pocahontas movies.

I prefer Guy