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Israeli Thread
Gleb is /ourguy/ edition

It's Friday night, what have you been up to? Video games or masturbating and crying yourself to sleep?

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that's a handsome boy

bump
where my bois at?

here

finna kys

I am curious as to what do israelis think of homosexuality. Do you think it should be banned in Israel?

my grandfather had full isreali citizenship. i've heard from a few sources that citizenship is hereditary. although i don't think it's technically on papers anywhere, if i somehow told them my grandfathers info and proved that i was his grandson, would i be granted citizenship?
elaborate on this please

no just don't do fag parades in jerusalem

are you a jew?

or at all
they should be outlawed desu

Yeah in my honest opinion, it kind of contradicts itself. Because gays want to be viewed normally yet do you see straight people doing a "straight parade" anywhere?

if they want to do it in tel aviv i don't give a shit
that whole city can get collective AIDS for all i care

50% ashkenazi
i also physically look very semitic

Yes, it's conceptually flawed, they're just looking for trouble.

It would be better if we could nuke it

Israeli yey

Thanks

HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS

TO THIS

REMOVE -women's rights- FROM PREMISES

That's called ultra-insecurity and LARPing

hi guys
how to buy gf?

did she go ftm or just dress tomboyish?

don't buy, they're all defective due to feminism

i have a cute friend (female), how to buy her?

Writing in English in case goyim have something to contribute.
I need some opinions on cars, /isr/.
I'm 21 and I'm going to do the theory exam this Tuesday, so I don't think it's unreasonable to think about what car I might want.
I'm thinking a relatively small and cheap car (around the size of a Hyundai i10) and I prefer buying new over used.
I'm not a car guy by any means so I did a little bit of research and it looks like the Kia Picanto has the best 'specs' (for lack of a better term) for what I'm looking for, and it kind of sucks because it looks like ass.
What's your opinion? what kind of car do you drive?

Don't ever get close to anything KIA/Hyundai

Well what city car (is that even the right term?) should I consider? I know the Korean ones are more cheap than good, but you see them fucking everywhere, it's hard to imagine they're that bad.

get a motorcycle

I drove both Hyundai i10 and Kia Picanto (sportsline)

>and I prefer buying new over used
lol fag

Hyundai i10 and Kia Picanto are very similar. Kia Picanto has a very good acceleration and drives pretty quiet. I also like all the extras it has for a basic car (cruise control, good sound system, changing tracks on steer etc).
Hyundai i10 does not have those extras. It handles a bit better on a curve road than the Picanto but that's it really.

But yeah, the only con of a Picanto is that it looks like an ass but otherwise it's a comfy car. I recommend you to take a test drive with one.

Brainlet Israelis don't know any better

>she

>Kia Picanto (sportsline)
Is that the one that has 2 doors instead of 4 and 85HP instead of 69?
I'd rather stay alive

It has 4 doors, I don't know about the HP. It was a lease car from my boss.

If you know what you're doing, staying alive is easy

It doesn't have to be your fault you stupid jew.

>get into a small accident in a car
>cosmetic damage to the vehicle and 'go fuck yourself's are exchanged
>get into a small accident on a bike
>fly several meters ahead and at the best case scenario get some bruises
I won't lie, motorcycles are kinda cool and have a certain thing attractive about them, but I'd never choose one over a car.

is bodybuilding a thing in jew-land?

I guess, sure.
But it feels like you only ever see them in the gym.

Every interaction I have with a genuine Jew just makes me think "Fucking hell I wish Jews didn't exist"

Why didn't the Holocaust just wipe you all

Wow rude

Genuine Israelis are even worse by the way.

>Snakey and tricky creatures
>AND loud Arab apes

aren't most israel-jews secular

Being snakes is a part of their genetics

b-but you are Israeli right?

t. ayyrabs

Only in location
Not an Ayyrab

butthurt pali, most likely.

Not Jewish, but I was reading the Old Testament the other day, and I finished Genesis because I'm interested in it from an academic standpoint.

How did a proto-nationalist religion and a book based on keeping the culture of a defunct nation somehow spawn Christianity? People in the US say prayers from books like Pslams, it's kind of weird if you think about it.

Is Israel really filled with atheists? Or are any of you actually religious (beyond those Russian ultra orthodox)

I'm pretty sure it's a russian

Most of Israel is SECULAR, not atheist, big difference.
I think most of the ethnic Jews in Israel believe in god and consider themselves Jewish, but probably let themselves watch TV on the shabbat.

I doubt it, since I don't know any Russian who's this much of a butthurt faggot about Jews (inside of Israel, that is).

This girl disliked jews

>be me
>be at Israeli airport
>keep starting at the amazing tits of the security officer
>she asks me how many pieces of luggage
>i'm too busy staring at her tits to get what she's saying so i just say wat
>how many pieces of luggage?
>i hold up a small bag with some cookies and a sandwich and ask if this counts as a piece of luggage
>I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE
>HOW MANY PIECES OF LUGGAGE
>ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION NOW ANSWEAR ME
>uhm one
>NOW GO

exactly how close was i to be thrown in a holding cell full of gay arabs?

I have no idea who this is
probably not at all, I also refuse to believe she used the phrase "I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE", if she did wow, what a power trip.

Someone post some Jewish qts for the goyim here

This is my love for the next week-two
For some reason I don't really feel like LARPing her either

I've been having an itch for playing D&D or any other role playing game but I have no idea where to look.
The first guess that popped into my head was facebook groups but those are filled with SJWs.
what do?

>tfw no Israeli soldier bf

what a fagoat

play with me

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אני בדיסקורד של \ישר\
אתה יכול להצטרף לקבוצת קיק - israelious

אגב, אין לי מושג איך משחקים

יש דיסקורד ל/ישר/? זה חדש לי
יש לך קישור?

>Brazilian come out and start to being a faggot
My compatriots are embarrassing

>SJWs
those exist in your country?

Yeah sure, they might not necessarily go by that name but the type definitely exists, it's an international kind of cancer, can't miss it.

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