/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

Attack of the 50 Foot Laura Edition

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PII-ZZA

DOUBLE CHEE-ZA

MMM~ SCRUMPTIOUS

The pianist played this song

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Hastings got btfo

>Gordon prefers colt revolver

fits

second for jumping man [ :^)

no

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How the fuck will this season end

why is bobby such a KEK

>tfw you have 172 Sheryl images

Threadly reminder if you liked episode 11
you are reddit cancer killing these thread

HELLO FRENLO :>)

Did you actually want witty Coop back?

Think about what would realistically happen if he was present the whole season. It would break the show.

david lunch lol

Post smug Peaksfus

I want that Sheryl poster to get LYNCHED literally.

imagine my surprise when some reddit retard theoryfag starts claiming gordon fucking cole is a lodge spirit because "he could hear shelley" and "he has a nuclear bomb picture in his office". how low does your IQ have to be to believe that gordon cole could hear shelley in season 2? the whole fucking joke was that he was pretending to be able to hear her as a way to pick her up but never actually responding to anything that she said ("I can hear you perfectly!"). I wonder if the propagators of this theory understand the concept of characters saying things that aren't true, or if they are utterly autistic.

Who else couldn't stop shouting OH ANGELO at the end of last night's ep?

I'm not saying Tammy isn't drop dead gorgeous, I'm saying she's got the personality of a wet dog so far.

Maybe by episode 18 she can be top tier waifu but at this point she's BTFO by Candie and Janey-E as far as neowaifus go.

[horns continue blaring]

You're soaking wet!

Why is Laura so choppy here, no wonder Gordon was spooked

>he's the only fbi agent without trigger discipline

I mean for fucks sake, even Tammy knows

when did he get so hot? he's became a total daddy.

Judy?

it's weird seeing logos all over the place like this in a 2017 TV show. like here's a Samsung phone, then a dell monitor, apple laptop coop has a surface tablet, etc. doesn't one company usually pay to sponsor or whatever?

he did except he didn't

>mfw there might be another cliffhanger

>never actually responding to anything that she said
didn't he respond to her when she asked if he wanted some pie or someting like that?

Gordon knows a lot about the Lodge, because get this: he's been managing the Blue Rose cases for decades.

who is this cum plum

Bobby got Lynched hard in this episode. I feel bad for him.

Never been to rebbit once, loved this episode. I guess I'll be reddet now. They seem more fun than you.

>Why is bobby such a cuck
He wouldn't be if Shelly just FIXED HER ATTITUDE

When does he say this?

>getting this triggered over a reddit post

utterly autistic

That's why people don't think it's product placement. It's just logos plastered around haphazardly. Like real life.

i imagine there will be quite a bit that is left open to interpretation

in the motel

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I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND SHELLY, CLEAN THE GODDAMN FLOOR.

Was Leo the good guy all along?

this scene was pure lynch kino

>Did you actually want witty Coop back?
I tried to not have any expectations, but actually I was really worried it was going to be a send-up / rehash. Nevertheless, I did like Cooper's character and miss him, though part of his charm was learning the ins and outs of Twin Peaks from a worldly man with a self-aware naivety on small towns.

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Mr Jackpots

>everything i don't like/agree with is reddit
easily the worst posters

People think it isn't product placement?

>Early in May Microsoft announced the release of a new upcoming Surface Tablet. You can believe it's no coincidence this announce and the episode happen within days of each other. A Microsoft Surface Tablet is clearly shown here: i.imgur.com/T5LBcFl.png

He looks an awful lot like Mrs. Tremond's grandson/the jumping mask kid. He's clearly got some inside knowledge on what's happening.

He cheated on his wife with a 15 year old slut

Of course, both Leo and Coop became retarded, and we know the good Coop is the retarded one

Is Lynch autistic? Why do all the characters act so unnaturally

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People have a point though. Why would Microsoft pay for their product to be shown in a show that also shows a bunch of Apple stuff?

Are you stupid? He literally mentioned reading a reddit post

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THIS IS WHERE WE ______, SHELLY!

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why is nobody talking about how Charlie Sheen is in Twin Peaks?

haha yeah lodge spirits all look like their dopplegangers :^))))))))) giant looks just like the waiter too hehehe

Does double 24's count as dubs? I'm not too keen on dubs rules.

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every time you see a logo on a movie or tv show that company has paid for it to be there. that's how studios generate revenue.

there are rules against using logos without consent.

>why would a company pay money for their product to be in a show

Advertising. Doesn't matter if there's other companies. Advertising is advertising. You don't see competing companies refuse to air commercials on a certain station if they also air competitor ads.

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I got Lynched hard this ep

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maybe in a 24 thread it would have some arcane significance but usually these kinds of patterns are ignored

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So Candie is being spooked by Laura right? She's basically a slightly less braindead female version of Dougie

>coop looks exactly like his dopple
>Laura looks exactly like hers
>the evolution of the arm looks exactly like it's dopple

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hmmm calm down mate

>7 parts to resolve this trash

is lynch done?

they mention skype by name multiple times and even show the interface like that's pretty obvious.

Because I'd rather watch unnatural characters than realistic characters

But it is PP though, right ?

I feel like Dougie and Candie will fuck, i don't know why

no he's got 7 parts left

LYNCHED

HOLY SHIT
MY DAD WENT TO TRASCENDENTAL MEDITATION WITH LYNCH AND HE SPOILED HIM THIS
Candie's real name is Linda

There's NOTHING wrong with Candie she's PERFECT you SHUT THE HELL UP.

>all these non-lodge spirit characters look exactly like their doppleganger
>therefore gordon cole is a lodge spirit because theres a character that clearly doesn't look exactly like him

Can't handle the bantz

>hurr I was pretending to be stupid, calm down

Reminder that Twin Peaks is the new Deer Meadow, signified by Fat Trout Trailer Park being moved there.

The evil spirits corrupt and suck the town dry before moving on to a new one.

Judy

How many Showtime execs will get fired because of Twin Peaks?

kino

why is this squeezing the mouth thing associated with death? why do both Boop and Coop do it?

>Lynch's son
>clearly doesn't look exactly like him

Get your ears checked m8

Stop the fucking Candieposting holy shit
she will be gone together with the Mitchum brothers, there's nothing deep / hidden in her character

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Posting best music

Sheryl Lee is gorgeous both on the outside and the inside!

hopefully most of them, they almost made Lynch give up

yeah I agree, Dougie is perfect as well

"no"

>there's nothing deep in this Lynch character

fucking normies, rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

The lot of 'em