Be fat tribe

>be fat tribe
>go outside cave
>get clubbed
>get took to shaman
>no berry to give shaman for heal
>sleep for ever
>everyone clap

...

>be fat tribe
>put sandals in cold hole in cave wall

>be fat rich success tribe
>ugly poor tribe jealous of berries and lard cake
>ugly poor tribe write mean thing on cave about fat tribe
>in future time, witch doctor read drawings and think fat tribe worse than really was
:^(

>be leaf tribe
>milk no come from cow, milk come from cow bladder

>be sky ball's chosen grugs
>control all berries
>give berry fat tribe
>tribes fight each other
>me make more berry

>be fat tribe
>"Grog not fat tribe, Grog fathers be white tribe and pasta tribe and only one be watermelon tribe, me fully white tribe you are jealous desert tribe"

>Be bad teeth tribe
>starve neighbours for no reason & make ground apple crop go bad

>we waz genocided and shit

Lel get over it fag

>be perfidious bad teeth Grug
>pillage and rape all over the world, causing immeasurable suffering to millions of innocent people for the purposes of self gain
>pretend to be nice and cultured
>Amerigrugs believe you

>be gopnik tribe
>come to goldhair tribe territory, steal and break into caves
>everyone on cave wall painting network say gopnik tribe based
>me think gopnik tribe not goldhair tribe's friend at all

Based Gopnik grugg frens
Also
>Be infested with brown uggs they make cavelands for
>Still act like they great

>getting this much triggered over a low-quality shitpost

>grug
>concept of infinity

>be goldhair tribe
>meet female from Rheinland tribe
>grub want to make bonk with
>she ask grub to make spray out of ass on her face
>grub confused

>be bad teeth tribe
>take neighbours land
>no give back

>can't be assed to find or make a proper Grug pic
>incoherent writing
>head far enough up own ass to refer to himself as "goldhair tribe"

>bully tribe bullies others

...

> fat tribe gib me free even if i no work
> fat tribe gib me more berry to watch me put peepee in Grunga
> fat tribe listen to my unga bungas and wear loincloth like me
why fat tribe so obsessed with me???

Sheeeeiiuugggg.

Black Grugs were da big chiefs! Black Grugs make white Grugs, but white Grugs steal our smarts and run away.

>be money tribe
>take sand tribe's sand
>call fat tribe for help when sand tribe fight
>no give sand back
>take fat tribe's money

You gotta give it to the op it's at least above average

grug is my favourite meme after brainlet

>Be Frog tribe
>Other tribe attack cave
>Frog tribe surrender

Grug always carry club for defend against evil chieftain

Chieftain's hunters have shiny pointy sticks but berrypicker Grugs can defeat them cos we have sharp mammoth bones

Grug no like fat tribe
Grug do opposite

Grug wants berry
Free berry for Grug gib gib
Grug let berry tribe run prison cave

>crops
>agriculture
>cavemen

Retarded paddy

Grug embrace technology!
Grug reach singularity.
Grug more than a man now!

Grug put seeds in ground and new plants grow there
Grug see plants grow where mammoth poos
Grug conclude that seeds are poo

STOP SAIYING BAD THING ABOOT DA-DA TRUMPP OR GROGNAD SMASH!!!!!

should be primitive technology, like a simple wheel, instead of a robot face.

the thing where Grug sharpen stone has been very very bad thing for Grugs

>be Ivangrug
>work all day at troll farm for 0.05 rubles per shift plus bi-weekly ration of half-radish for familygrug
>still love leader Vladgrug for doing gud job as papagrug

He does have a nail in his club in most pics, so it's not like it's not like the caveman lore very is consistent.

Damn it, I wish I could draw a hand.

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nice

Grugto angry at dum dum Grugs cos Grugs made Grogrates drink nasty bad juice for having too big brain for dum dums
Grugto try tell Grugs that world outside cave is like shadows on cave wall but Grugs call me dum dum

This is the best one so far.

you did it user! you drew a hand!
congratulations! :)

when Grug make fire come from sticks was bad time for all Grugs

I tried at least