Greatest and oldest ally appreciation thread

How can Jews and Anglos even compete? France is the United States most steadfast ally.

Would the United States even exist if it were not for France? I didn't think so! so pay your respects fellow burgers

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>Greatest and oldest ally

That's pic related though

>pay your respects fellow burgers

Considering France as we know it just ceased to be and the country is now going to burn unless there's a revolution, sure, I'll pay my respects.

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That's pretty forced meme

At least Americlap and burgers are clever

>France is the United States most steadfast ally.

Maybe so, but you are not their ally. You have never done anything to help France - not in 1939, not in 1914, not in 1870 and, in fact, not ever at any point in your history.

in 1906 the Krauts tried to steal Morocco from France, and we sided with our true ally

whatever about the World wars, we helped eventually

France only helped the revolutionaries because it hurt Britain, they didn't care about you, they considered you to be British.

France today still tries to undermine Britain, although they won't do it to our face.

also

>illegal war
>implying there is such a thing

Britain never gave us one of these!

We gave you best language you ungrateful little shit, go to your room.

>ungrateful
yeah whatever britcuck, if we listened to you we'd still be paying a tea tax to the crown, and we'd still be a colony

thankfully your betters got us out of that mess

France is so based that they sided with the confederacy

>France today still tries to undermine Britain
Unlike most Britons, France lives in the 21st century and fully embraced European integration.

If anything, Britain is the only one in Europe living with psychosis and trying to undermine everyone else for its own backward and paranoid agendas.

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Found the muzzie

Not to mention that Britain is the one that have been undermining France (and the rest of Europe) ever since the dream of a continental Plantagenet empire shattered along their defeat in the Hundred Years War.
You wanted dominance, didn't achieve it, then turned full passive-aggressive bitterness mode for 500 years.

This is only showing that people are displeased with the way the EU is managed, not with the EU itself as an idea.
It's like asking people what they think of the US federal government. It's irrelevant at best.

Last polls in France were crediting 60% to 65% in favour of remaining in the EU, fyi.

Confederacy was the morally right choice cucknado

I agree, thats why France is the best

>Not Knowing the french built this for the Egyptians originally

>based Poland

No they didn't.
Those were two different and unrelated projects.

dont you mean the spanish?

Thank you, France. I really like your toast and fried potatoes

France is dead.

Now it's in our grave. Full of hateful shitskins that riot every other month.

you'd really choose a frog over a brit?
i know both of your countrys are crooked and you love globlist dick but.... nvm i like being the underdog. We can be facist or isolationists again now we're out of the EU

This is true. What's become of you, my old friend?

Actually Morocco is America's oldest ally.

The EU is fucking retarded.

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Just saying.

america never joined the EU... why should france like you for refusing to join there club, if anything britain is more relatable to america now.

dunkirk, cant fault you on that, even the locals were out there trying to save the allies without direction from the goverment.
just remeber, its not your friends who teach you to build high walls

why are "americans" protesting america, by trampling on an american flag?
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Wow, you seem to know a lot of my country mister Alvarez.

>its not your friends who teach you to build high walls
True enough, though there's a time to realise where and when walls aren't needed any longer.
That's my main grief about England, I still love the country, its history and its people.

>I still love the country, its history and its people.

How can you fucking love them.
I don't get the cocksuckers like you. I'd gladly watch their island burn.

That's because you're a manichaean and uneducated retard, sweatheart.

It's a mutual respect, a friendly rivalry that understands that our competition drives innovation. Mongoloids like you will always seek destruction over the rivalry where both grow stronger.

you still need that wall in calais tho :P and its not to keep the english out.

2nd
france made us stronger

ill ride with you !

Israel wasn't even a country in 1812

literally afrocentrist theory

Lol, look at your map. You are advocating being further away from blue and more towards red. Like Russia, Africa and the Middle East are there?

Are you fuckin' serious son, that's your argument? Let's be more like Africa? lol???

I'm educated enough to know that you're a traitor just like Napoléon III , get the cancer.

i totaly forgot jews didnt exist until 1812

your not french, your a european!

Well I supppse It is logical the two greatest African peoples would be allies.

Frogs supplied Exocets to the Argies...

NEVER FORGET

Hey fuck u the English r gr8

Never 5ghetti

I'm advocating balance.
I don't want no Thatcher nor Lenin.

>you're a traitor
>just like Napoléon III
Please stop posting, you're getting ridiculous.

I'm voting national socialist.

I'm alsatian, eat shit.

Less than you, ahmed.

>alsatian
lolololol, your so european it hurts XD
you wouldn't understand nationalism even if your house was a country.

First Indochina War

>France only helped the revolutionaries because it hurt Britain, they didn't care about you, they considered you to be British.
No shit Sherlock

>France today still tries to undermine Britain, although they won't do it to our face.
Wrong, for the simple reason Britain is already at the bottom and there's nothing we can do to push it even lower

I speak my regional dialect. Have you even one ???

Yes?
The war in which you refused to help us and waited a year after we had lost and left to intervene yourself?

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Yeah, I wouldn't want to be too far away from Africa, y'know. We don't want our IQs to be THAT much bigger, how about like, halfway to where they are now, that's a better balance, less depression.

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>Would the United States even exist if it were not for France? I

Probably not. France bankrupted itself for the sake of the USA. Generally speaking, the King and Queen were excecuted for helping America's war for independence.

And now we are the well known surrenderer.

Funny isn't it.

go away honky

If it weren't for US and British forces France would be speaking German.

>and fully embraced European integration
Not so fast, mohamed.

lmao nice meme dude

Fuck you Britain. I love France and will do anything to help them take their country back after we take ours back.

Britain can turn into Britanistan for all I care.

Enjoy your integration into the Caliphate you filthy commie frog

Lmao trip fag reporting in?

How's that a meme?

A 'muh Irish heritage' Amerifat detected.

You are only where you are because of the superior British gene.

you are literally retarded if you think thats true, germany invaded in 1870 and also in 1814 and french people didnt magically start speaking german you fucking donkey

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You're a moron. You should feel fucking blessed there are a bunch of other English speaking countries in the world that aren't third world shit holes yet. All the French speaking countries that aren't France fucking suck. Why would you turn your back on your cultural and linguistic brothers. Also I guarentee you that no French people give as much of a fuck about you as your Anglo bros.

Why are there so many butthurt Britcucks in this thread? Its an American - France thread Brits get out

>Also I guarentee you that no French people give as much of a fuck about you as your Anglo bros
>I'm the French people

>Last polls in France were crediting 60% to 65% in favour of remaining in the EU, fyi.
IIRC, it's 42% against leaving, 33% for, and 22% undecided. Could go either way, no campaigning has been done to swing those 22% either way.

>his is only showing that people are displeased with the way the EU is managed, not with the EU itself as an idea.
1789 only showed that people were displeased with the way Louis XVI managed the country, not with monarchy itself as an idea.