>be me, just a Portuguese man visiting England
>it's cloudy and rainy outside, but my atlantic genes make this a non issue
>returning home after a day of visiting the iconic sights of London
>I see a horse drawn carriage
>it's Queen Elizabeth II herself
>all of a sudden the royal carriage is surrounded by a mob 150 muslims
>the guards drop their weapons and apologize for being evil white oppressors
>the leader of the muslims, Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani, grabs the queen and pulls her of the carriage
>he declares his intention of raping the queen
>at this point the guards have already fled the scene and it's up to me to stop this
>I draw my Carrack Black Sword, the best kind of sword ever forged, and charge the muslims
>they all draw Scimitars, but are still no match for my Iberian war fervour
>after a quick battle all muslims are dead
>"how can I thank you for saving me Alberto?" says the queen
>"no need to thank me your Majesty, just doing my duty as a portuguese man"
>all of a sudden a blinding white light pierces the clouds
>after my eyes adjust to the light I see that the light is infact a window to heaven
>Henry the Navigator nods approvingly from heaven
>a single tear rolls down my face and I say "esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, just a Portuguese man visiting England
rotfl
Congrats brother you a dignified descendant of your glorious ancestors
>Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani
i forgot about that guy
North Africans daydream about the weirdest shit.
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Are you projecting lebo?
Noice paint skills achmed
5/5 great post
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Get on my level
Based
I'm happy to have you as neighbour, honourable gentleman.
Truely you are our greatest friends.
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al-berto barbosa
Alberto is funnily enough one of the few words that begin with Al- that are not Arabic.
It's actually Germanic, kek.
foda-se quanto custa uma brincadeira dessas?
Kek
But Why do the Portuguese & bongs always suck each other off?
You don’t see Us & Spain doing this.
>t. Alberto Sigurdsson
>A PART of Ireland & Spain
ooohhh
nobody cares
>:(
We like you too irish fella
Alberto, our allegiance is to the Republic, to CATHOLICISM!
Your alliance should be with ancestors and soil. For your country and for europa. Nothing more
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
>0.6 Ashkenazi
Yikes!
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL
You can´t read my friend, it's 0,3% and noise ofc
t. Alberto Barbarossen
*evropa
fixed it for you friend
>Mfw born in an age where i cant express my desire to opprese inferior civilizations through warfare or mount a brillian valiant defense against a superior enemy
Why even live...
Don't let your dreams be dreams user.
best pic
trips of truth
beautiful thread cunts