SHART IN MART

> SHART IN MART

why cant americans hold it for too long?

SHART

IN

MART

MART

FUCK YOU ALL

Why poo in loo when you have perfectly absorbent pantaloons? We'll be bringing this to a country near you soon enough!

KEEP IT UP YOU FOREIGN FAGGOTS
KEEP ON LAUGHING

WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

What are you talking about?

You'll leave a pile in the aisle?

This proves that Sup Forums is nothing but Sup Forums 2.0

GOAT meme

Forced meme.

Much like poo in loo.

S-SHUT UP GUYS, AMERICA WILL BE SUPERPOWER BY 2020! WE HAVE SPACE PROGRAM!

That is true.

Good point. Still a forced meme though.

4 u

>designated sharting marts

Forced SHART

PLOP
IN
SHOP

CLEAN UP THAT POO IN AISLE TWO!

i guess memes should be loose, like your anus

PPHRRTTTTT

Nah.

POOPY BUTT IN PIZZA HUT

Like POO in LOO? BUILD WALL? PAY DENBTS"


I'm a Brit on vacation here in the states and I have literally seen 3 people with shit on their pants walking around Walmart

This

FLY HEAVEN
IN
7/11

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Why are you wasting your time in Walmart

ASPERGER MART SHARTER DETECTED, LESHANIQUA, PLEASE ESCORT THIS CUSTOMER TO THE CLEAN UNDERWEAR SECTION

Its a block down our hotel

>americans face when they see people with clean pants in the designated sharting mart

Most of the people you see in those 'People of Walmart' pictures shitting themselves are on weight loss/diet pills, and one of the side effects is loose bowels and weakened sphincters to the point where you have no idea you're shitting yourself until you've already done it. It's not really so much an American thing as it is a 'I'm trying to lose weight but I don't want to change my diet, exercise, and way of life, so I've fallen for the diet pill meme!' thing.

On the plus side, it's a spectacular way to figure out who to avoid.

LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE :DDDDDDD

Damn, did Sup Forums just get a hold of this old Sup Forums meme?

ENOUGH, THIS MEME ENDS NOW

Damn, did Sup Forums just get a hold of this old Sup Forums meme? And it's because we eat too many greasy burgers.

A friend who sharted in my bed and my mom never believed it wasn't me. Fuck YOU SAMUEL

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Is it really awkward when you shit yourself in public or is it just so accepted by amerifats that it's akin to a public burp?

SHART

i remember being a little kid and running outside for the ice cream truck, and being so excited i sharted myself badly and had what felt like warm cottage cheese in my underwear

t. american on holiday in australia

W-wait, you guys don't have sharting marts?
Where do you shit, then?

I'm American and this meme is fucking GOAT I can't stop laughing

DESIGNATED

>smoking section
>mfw americans can get their sharting diet pills and cigarettes in one scooter pass

usa has space program you dumb bitch motherfucker. we will be sharting in space by the year 2030 and we well shart on you good

sharting marts

Last week I ate a whole brick of cheddar cheese in one sitting and shit out a massive greasy loaf in my pants. Had to cradle it between my thighs to keep it from falling out on the floor

t. American vacationing in Canada

This is confusing meme. Do people really shit themselves in walmart?

My walmarts are full of nignogs so I would never be able to tell.

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say it with me
O.LES.TRA.

OLESTRA
L
E
S
T
R
A

>fat free
>tasty
>oily anal leakage

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One time in Walmart, a whole section was closed off because someone shit all over the dressing room. This meme, like the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS, is accurate.

Ha. At least the nogs in my walmart don't shit everywhere. Though that would be easier to clean than the mess they usually leave.

FUCK ALL YOU NIGGERS!!!! I'VE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SHIT THEIR PANTS IN PUBLIC.

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Lazy bitch. Just get off the scooter, fat ass.

BUMPING FOR GOOD MEME

>amerisharts

>mfw the village sharting mart is inspecting underwear on entry and im all out of olestra

S H A R T I N M A R T
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>yfw america is the only race to have literally pooed on the moon
disgusting

DIARRHEA IN PIZZERIA

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Have you seen how fat those people are? Not only they literally physically can't reach to wipe their asses, their digestive system is fucked beyond belief.

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We're too busy and our lives are too important to stop to poop

SHART IN muh MART

>on vacation

Nice try, but Brits call it 'a holiday'.

DELET THIS

DESIGNATED POOING ROCKS

UNDERATED.

No one here must known what a plop is.

Plop in IHOP

or what?
leave a smelly near the deli?