This wikia is just pure literal 100% unfiltered autism

This wikia is just pure literal 100% unfiltered autism
Just how much of a fucking NEET do you have to be to take pride of your "knowledge" of a shitty fictional universe?
What the fuck is wrong with millennials? Why dont they pursue academic or professional goals instead of wasting countless hours memorizing the names of retarded made up characters?

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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Because of videogames, internet, porn and smartphones addiction.

They are afraid of going out.

They only feel secure in their little safety bubbles in fornt of their computers.

They are afraid of real life.

No?

Your complaints seem to apply to any other wiki about any other fictional universe. The real problem with wookiepedia is the intensely autistic articles like "chair" or "breast" that serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

We're not afraid of your reddit spacing, though.

>I'm pissed at others having fun REEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself normalfag

>some people have a hobby what the fuck I'm such a well adjusted member of society pursuing academic and professional goals on Sup Forums what the fuck is wrong with them
This is you.

>reddit spacing


nice
meme

this tbqh

Have fun with your McDonald's career

>Just how much of a fucking NEET do you have to be to take pride of your "knowledge" of a shitty fictional universe?
It used to mean something in the days before google and wikis and shit like that. If you wanted to really be a nerd about shit you had to know the subject material. Now you just go to a different tab on your smart phone or browser and can be a poser and enjoy le ebin geek culture.

You need to go back

Not an argument

Have fun pretending you're not having fun with your McDonald's career.

nice meme

How does Wookiepedia handle the Expanded Universe going in the trash can with the new movies? Are there two factions of autists arguing over the true canon like Catholics and Protestants?

^this

The old EU is now under the "legends" canon
The REAL canon is now under the "canon" canon

New Canon is default, EU is secondary

>Millennials

Except most of these autists were like 20 when episode 1 came out

90s born queers are only in to disney wars

What did he mean by this?

fpbp

This is correct, the only people who care about the EU are autistic 35 year old manchildren

Thank god we have cool dudes like you who spends their days on Sup Forums instead

>Starwars nerds
>millenials

t. dumbfuck

Post your favourite articles

Luke, did I ever tell you about male breasts?
As male individuals were not biologically meant to nurse their offsprings, they sported much smaller breasts and produced no milk. Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator), Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader), and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them. The males in primitive cultures would also go barechested in their young adulthood and childhood, such as the Nelvaanians. Also, males would go barechested to allow freedom of mobility or body temperature, as exhibited by the Whiphid Jedi Master K'Kruhk, Galen Marek while on Felucia, the Korun leader Kar Vastor on Haruun Kal, or Ki-Adi-Mundi when training in his youth. Some males, such as Anakin Skywalker and Corran Horn would also sleep barechested for comfort, though it should be noted that Horn undressed completely to sleep as opposed to simply going barechested. Also, male breasts were usually not covered when the individual was in a bacta tank, as exhibited by Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, or when tortured, as seen with Cade Skywalker. Medical examinations, such as those performed by the Kaminoans on their clones, were usually performed on barechested males. Men of various species, such as the Human Jariah Syn, the Nautolan Kit Fisto, and a Quarren commander also swam barechested. Exposing one's chest, also exhibited by Syn, was a part of preparing to make love.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

I just finished reading it actually.
Homeboy kind of went out like a bitch.

It feels good to be a 32 year old star wars autist.

>jizz

Once the new canon is admitted to be total garbage and disney sells it back to lucas the EU will go right back to being the normal.

The EU isn't great, but nothing is more embarrassing than thinking you can do better and totally fucking it up. If the whole "The force comes from a tree" shit is real this will be the case.

>literally has an article about breasts
>mfw imagining the sweaty shut-in as he wrote, proof read and re-wrote that article 5 times while breathing heavily before he hit the "submit" button

>tfw you make 80k + a year as an engineer
AHAHAHAHA
I hope you enjoy your Wendy's career

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If you think Star Wars is bad then check out Marvel and DC wikia's.

>Background character with no lines and is on screen for 10 seconds
>Wiki has a full name and detailed background story for them

>t. a woman mad she can't get into the best field ever
I understand you enjoy playing dressup in your Wendy's uniform, but isn't it time you got a job that pays enough for your own house?

The sad part is you believe this 0/10 image is a legitimate argument

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood

Not him but it's pretty accurate to a certain extent

I really bet you actually have one of those jobs and aren't just some humanities dropout looking for attention

Only salary wise but everything else is conjecture

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_duck_individual
Our guy

>300k starting meme
And sure you can be a gigantic, pretentious nerd about philosophy and using a wide vocabulary if you want. But I could be getting an African American culture and still do that

Fuck you I like it.

Not even a huge SW fan, but this shit is cool.

I loved learning about the Emperor's private guards. That's fucking brutal right there.

OP is a bitter cunt.

I thought not.

The worst thing about the EU and even part of the main canon is that the entire culture and specialization of any given alien species in the star wars universe is based solely on what the ten second background character representing their species was doing at the time

>Twil'ek girls are displayed as sexy slaves memorable in Jabba's Palace
>Therefore the species is known for being sex slaves and dancers, slavery is the highest industry of their home world and they're just basically the best whores in the galazy
>Male alien with Head tentacles like Bib Fortana
>Made a Twi'lek for having head tentacles despite the balls on his head, sharp teeth and human ears (Girl Twi'leks clearly had "horn" things in place of ears"
>Because bib had a fatty "bib" on his neck all male Twi'lek's have a fatty neck that females find hot as fuck

Other examples includes Wookies all being badass warriors like Chewy, all Huts being rich evil overlords because Jabba was one, All Bith being musicians because there was a band of them, All Rhodians being violent degenerates because Greedo shot first, the list goes on.

>That's fucking brutal
Reddit hyperbole

This isnt right at all faggot

This for sure. No one under 40 knows or cares about the dead extended universe or whatever.

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Prove me wrong then faggot.

>autistically obsessing over something with no real life application
>hobby

fuck I hate milennials

Businessman really is the absolute pinnacle. No one ever thinks council of rules the world

well you are one

He could be 18 or younger making him a gen Z.

>milennials
I miss when we were called gen y

They may rule the world, but give me a lever long enough, and i crack their skulls like eggs.

Billionaires maybe. 99% are just faggots in suits.

Its all there for you to read for yourself user.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bith/Legends
>Every picture of them avialable has them as musicians.
>Their hands are perfect for wind instruments because an an opposable small finger
>They have incredibly advanced hearing

Scientists and engineers is an afterthought.

>tfw the Dark Forces series is Legends now.
>tfw Rogue One was a bad fascimile to Dark Forces
>tfw we'll never get an anthology trilogy of Kyle and Jan oper8ing innagalaxy
>tfw you couldn't save Sev

>Implying you aren't a limp wristed social reject
The losers always use their own insecurities as arguments.

>Scientists and engineers is an afterthought.
The galaxy is already flooded with sentients with those professions. From Mon Cala to Corellia everyone and their grandmother was either a scientist or an engineer of some sort. Besides, Bith love music. It's ingrained into their cultural identity. You wouldn't want to take that away from them would you? You dirty filthy racist.

It's not a story the jedi would tell you.

Spot the wokeeypedianne

The jedi turned against me, don't you turn against me

Who gives a shit, there's a wiki about everything. Life is pointless and literally nothing you do matters unless you're the 0.5% of people who have an impact on history.

me too thanks

>they always end up on some secret mission, playing their part in helping our heroes somehow behind the scenes, always someone important and contributing the the Alliance/Empire never just your average joe alien

Literally every background character

You've done that to yourself!

My allegiance is to the chancellor!

>It's an RLM episode where Mike prints off 50 pages of wookiepedia article

I'd say thats more authors' faults than the wiki editors. Yes it's autistic to manage all of the EU shit, but they're not making it up only documenting it.

>Work at McDonalds
>7.5 inch dick, thick
>6 foot 1, blonde hair blue eyes
Okay buddy

That is unironically the height of RLM content at this point.

reminder the y-wings are fighters and as maneuverable/fast as x-wings despite what the dogshit fanfiction that is wookiepedia says

You are truly lost

Thats not what Rogue Squadron taught me

Republic Commando was great, sometimes I miss vidya

You will not attempt to take Padme from me

LONDON
O
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D
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Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

>we'll never get imperial commando
>sev will never be a rebel insurrectionist hellbent on removing empire
>we'll never save sev

You will try

>Han solo's sky house

>Just how much of a fucking NEET do you have to be to take pride of your "knowledge" of a shitty fictional universe?

>Tfw I'm like this for WH40K

feelsbadman

It is quite astounding the amount of stupid useless information compiled on there. I actually sat down and read an entire page of some stupid bullshit expanded universe thing one day, when I first found the website. I couldn't believe that someone had actually written all that shit that no one cares about.

Every video game has them as primarily bombers, and slower with better armor. X-wings are fast and designed to take down enemy craft. Y-wings are designed to bomb strategic targets with a cohort of X-wings to guard them from enemy fighters.

I too have read a lot of useless shit on the 40k wiki.

Just remember some fat greasy nerd wrote all that shit up with his dick in his hand.

I have failed you Anakin!

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chair/Legends
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pillow/Legends
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pillow
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Table
>Tables were usually accompanied by chairs. Tables were common household items throughout the galaxy.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tree/Legends
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
>A sleeping Aayla Secura reveals a breast.

Lmao fuck off these are obese 30+ year olds. Not millenials.

I should have believed earlier the chancellors words of the jedi being the evil he tell me after reveal his Sith self to me

>an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.
Yeah, it's a hobby.

The chancellor is uniting the galaxy umder one will and may or may not be evil depending on your perspective!

the ironic thing is I bet you're some Sup Forums faggot who believes all black people are violent, all mexicans are lazy and all jews are greedy.