/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

The Call That Saved /tpg/ Edition

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Meanwhile:

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

First for ded

Original Donna is best girl.

nth for why is x best most cute TP girl????!1

>5 Woody Woodpeckers
>5 Woodsmen

What did David mean by this?

I'm getting real fucking tired of waiting for the real Special Agent Dale Cooper. Instead we're stuck with this shit Rain Man/Mr. Mgoo Cooper. Special Agent Dale Cooper has not appeared in the return. I fear that he might not. I get that he might be damaged but they could have repaired that within the 11 episodes we have seen. What they have done to Cooper is awful and the character is awful and not entertaining at all. There is 8 hours left and still time to redeem this. Imagine if in Return of the Jedi Lucas had made Han a blithering idiot after coming out of the frozen state for the bulk of the film . That is essentially what we have here. This is not what Twin Peaks is. Give us Cooper back!

:3

>He's dead

What the hell, they probably could've saved him if they rushed him to the hospital. Did Gordon declare him dead prematurely in order to keep Hastings from telling the others about his own Black Lodge connections?

Imagine if instead of that telephone it was your balls.

>tfw user got lynched

DOUGIED
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The balls that saved Twin Peaks.

Mr. Magooper haha

Hey /tpg/, what does M.O. stand for?

Lmao, why are triggered fans still watching the show?

holy fuck why are these threads moving so fast

Because new episode just aired in Croatia.

We need a season 4!

>5 Woodsmen
Sauce? I thought there were a shit ton of them like orcs?

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modus operandi
meme overindulgence

Milky Oppai

>ywn be bros with the Mitchum bros

jdimsa

If I'm not mistaken, they are played by only 5 actors (in S3, that is)

L is for the way you look at this
Y is for why are you still here?
N is needy needy, have to be contrary
C is seeing less than anything that's to be adored
H is all the hate you give to us
E is every week you get blown out
D is dead inside, stop coming here to waste your time

LYNCHED WAS MADE FOR ME AND YOU
OH LYNCHED
WAS MADE FOR ME AND YOU

david lunch lol

do you think they shag each other up the butt?

lol

Nice

kek

haha good one user

doughtime

holy shit that donut is getting fucking
LUNCHED
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why does he look frightened

When this scene happened I said it outloud in real life. Someone please help, is my autism fatal?

based lunch poster

how does he keep getting away with it?

lol, based lunchposter

have another (you). can't have too many

hahaha good one

this is the mother of AAAAAAAAH. Reply AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH or you'll never meet your uncle who's been gone a long time

include me in the Reddit screencap

Do you enjoy baneposting?

Requesting more pictures of Lunch eating

AAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH

The only thing saving this shitty general.

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AH, THE POLICEMAN'S DREAM.

it's a big meme

Of course

baht how cn u hate on our dogggieee?

...

THE SHIT

The policeman's dream, the American dream!

Is it future or ... is it past?

david lynch lol

haha epic win xD inclide me in the screencap anons!!

Yep, you're a goner.

the last time they spoke as friends.

WHA...?

7 episodes left, the whole experience has been the best tv experience of my life.
The fact that GoT is so shit now too makes it all the more sweeter.
Thank you based Lynch

fuck off shitty lynch poster

I thought it was AYUDAMAN

GoT was always shit user

dont know if seven episodes is enough, what do you think they're going to do about all the dead cast members for next season?

>GoT is so shit now
>now

i couldn't agree more, user.
the new adventure time episode had a bigger emotional effect on me than either of the GoT episodes this season

Its like they photoshopped a png gore stock image on top of his head

david lynch stuff has been cheap looking since season 2 of twin peaks

Who are you hoping to see in season four (2019)?

it's intentional, isn't it? his body sorta resembles the corpses of the couple killed by the glass box thing, too

It's been shit for a long time I agree, but to normies it's still the apex of tv, and to see the first 2 episodes of the new season be such a mess as they are, it just makes me appreciate twin peaks even more.

This was the last time they spoke as friends

What is Tammy doing?

>since season 2 of twin peaks
You missed the scene where Laura's face is overlapped over Donna's in S1?

I'm fine with it. It would be nice to see great effects but its not really the highlight of the show and it almost fits the vibe anyway

Bobby should have been the main character

wait thats just absurd lmao

I'm looking forward to season 4 not happening ever

Nothing, because Lynch will die and Frost will write 18 hours of unfiltered conspiracy theory exposition

Thinking about that.

You could have saved her, /tpg/. Why didn't you save her?

did they fug behind the scenes?

>Miriam is still alive
>Goes and asks Lucy if the letter arrived for the sheriff
>Lucy confronts Chad about the missing letter
>Gets shovel'd and shits herself to death
CAN'T WAIT

Are we *sure* Hastings is dead, tho?

He really sold out. I wouldn't be suprised if he adertised it right on the show at this point.

My contacts in the Croatian embassy just confirmed it.

Yeah.

This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

I'm not buying it. He could've walked it off.

she does not want to be saved

frankie was aidsed gay, bro

GO AHEAD, DEFEND THIS YOU BRAINDEAD LYNCH APOLOGISTS

Coop dies in episode 18 and then everyone reminisces about him and how he brought everyone together.

How was this picture leaked weeks before the episode aired?

wat

it did look like his brain was totally gone, didn't it?

One of the trailers was just 30 seconds of Lynch eating a donut there.

its called comic relief. name one great film that doesn't use it.