Olympic athlets fuck so much the Brazilian olympic commitie bought 450,000 condoms

Olympic athlets fuck so much the Brazilian olympic commitie bought 450,000 condoms

That means 42 condoms per every athlete

How does this makes you feel?

Makes me think they are trying to prepare for the inevitable rape storm from the African countries.

eh, how long does the typical olympian stay in rio? 42 condoms isnt that much for someone staying an entire month

i have never had sex :(

Im kind of tired of my libido desu
I get sex basically on demand and have access to 24/7 porn of all variety via the internet, mostly just keeps me from being productive

Why?

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Athlete porno when?

yes it is faggot. 42/30 condoms per day is out of the water compared to my 7228/0 condoms per day, infinitely times as many as me.

Kind of annoyed actually

getting raped by migrants doesnt count, leaf

As a Catholic I believe that Deus most definitely does not Vult.

>implying most Sup Forumsaks arent sad virgins
>inb4 i m one of them

Supplying half a million condoms basically sums up the corrupt shithole that is the IOC

Just more money poured into special interest. That's really it

The media tells us this at every Olympics and here you are regurgitating it like a good Jewish tool.

That's not much if you use more than one condom per session. For example, if you pay the 12 yo hooker for oral, anal and vaginal you will need at least 2 condoms to keep yourself safe. In that case you only have supply for 13 runs.

>Athlete porno when?

that ice skater who broke the other one's leg

...

I've heard that before the olympics every athlete is put in the same spot.

Imagine being around these Adonises, these fucking peak physical humans. They go fucking nuts is what i've heard.

They had 150k condoms in London Olympics, and the athletes complained about the shortage.. Better safe than HIV+, I always say.

Also, they're all healthy young people with nice bodies -- no wonder they screw like rabbits.

>bought

money laundering.

Pretty sure most of them wont be used.I saw somewhere that's more than the last 5 olympics combined so it's probably just a nice fat contract to a friend

shh stop educating people

It kinda disturbs me. I'm not a virgin or bad off in that way. But I want to watch competition not think about all those beautiful girls I will never get with slutting it up. I had a huge waifu crush on Shawn Johnson when I was younger and to think she probably got double teamed stuff turns me off. I'd like to think all those girls are traditional and at least somewhat innocent. It just puts a bad taste in my mouth to watch now.

I think a fair portion of Sup Forumsacks are like myself. Successful people who just need an outlet for socially unsafe opinions. Not that I don't talk about shit like that in real lifeZ

You didn't know the Olympic village was a huge fuck fest? It has been that way since the beginning of time.

Olympic athletes are quite literally the genetic pinnacle of mankind, it's no wonder they have so much sex.

>Adonises

My waifu is pure.

I'd probably dump my gf if she was an Olympian though. I wouldn't be able to live with the suspicion that she fucked some pole-vaulting nigger.

in physical attributes, yes

In terms of intelligence?... They're average

All condoms were laced with zika

I know this image is just a visual pun but I can't stop thinking about how the only way to use these condoms would be to get five guys lined up naked and shove all their naked penises all next to each other like some kind of three legged race except its a five penised race

They should enjoy it while they can. Cause the vast majority are gonna be known for the rest of the lives as "that guy that went to the Olympics and didn't place."

athletes are in perfect shape
no wonder they fuck like crazy
It's usually true about any group of people doing sport

us low energy cucks don't stand a chance

you can comfort yourself by imagining them in 20 years, fat, talentless and poor.

I thought athletes believe in no fucking / cumming before sport because it drains energy or something

>genetic pinnacle

Do you not get it paco? This thing began a decade ago as a PR campaign to get niggers to use condoms ("look! afletes done use them!") to stop them from having 11 kids by 11 different "Baby mama."

NBC admits they are trying to turn Olympics into basically a fucking soap opera-- you get maybe 10 mins of sport per hour and other 50 mins is "muh human interest story/commercials." Want all the females to think it's a soap opera with everyone fucking. Only sex story to come out of olympics in last 12 years was this week-- a brazilian fucking another brazilian she already knew.

As we've seen with 2 sandnigger boxers arrested for rape already, the people who would need such things (the niggers and 3rd worlders) ain't going to use them.

The whole thing is bullshit. If it were that easy to get laid by athlete whores, the degenerate US swimmer Ryan Lochte wouldn't be using internet to find sex and NBA niggers wouldn't have been caught in a brothel.

Entire thing is stupid.

>athletes are in perfect shape
>no wonder they fuck like crazy
they don't. I hate when R9k comes into Sup Forums. If there were that much fcking taking place, why would the NBA niggers have to visit a brothel, and why is the Us degenerate swimmer Lochte sneaking off to fuck a playboy girl he met on tinder?
It's bullshit to promote condom use among niggers.
Now, nigger bucks might be randomly fucking a lot of sows, but that happens in the jungle anyway, no surprise.

My friend used to swim for the university of hawaii and went to the olympics for his country. No fag, but best looking dude have ever seen up close, abs I can't even get close to after 8 years living in the gym.

He said no one fucks there but for a few niggers from the african nations.

Couples fuck for sure. It's safe to assume that athletes have the same sexual practices as the general population and most people don't practice casual sex. Also, Brasil's sexual industry is still booming from the World Cup so there's many cheap underage hookers around for everyone.

Feels bad

The Fucklympics.

>How does this makes you feel?
very clean

I think we've just found the true purpose of the Olympics.

Interracial orgy.

That makes a lot more sense.

Sex it's overrated

This. Definitely not worth dealing with women's bullshit all the time.

yea fuck buddies are where it is at. dealing with the same bullshit day after day gets tedious. and if something goes wrong there is always way more drama then just a fuck buddy

People still use condoms?

if it were really one big roman orgy like some people here think, you don't think a bunch of cunts would have written books about it by now?

These people, most of them are washed up in these sports by late 20s, then they have no careers to go back to.

most of them would suck dick for money (some do, look at suzy hamilton). If it were this huge orgy people imagine, there would be 30 books about it by now written by affletes desperate for shekels.

Yep very true. Also even if they were getting laid as much as claimed, most of the female athletes are basically small men due to using so much anavar, winstrol and growth hormone. Also the male athletes might be tallish and on gear, but not all of them have other qualities which are objectively attractive to most women: looks, wealth, intelligence. Also what girl would care for some guy who won at table tennis or discus throwing? Only sports involving fame are likely to get girls wet (Michael Phelps etc).

What is a condom? A children's toy?

They seem to give them out at children's schools!

The teachers hand them out like candy.

But only the students are allowed to use them on eachother!

No teachers allowed! Sorry goos!

Kinda jelly desu, theyre around people in their peak physical range. Ofc theyre going to get horny

>anavar, winstrol and growth hormone
you forget primobolan. Na, but the bigger nations have scientists tweaking all this gear and adding masking agents to beat the testing. This has been happening for 40+ years.

also, no semi-decent female (other than a negress) is going to ficki ficki random guys.

as I said already, if that famous, pretty rich douchebag ryan lochte is on tinder looking for local snatch and staying out so late looking for pussy he gets robbed at gunpoint, then how much pussy does the avg...powerlifter or archery dude get?

Not much. They started this shit with Sydney ( 50 billion condoms given out!) as a way to try to promote average "sports for brains" niggers to use them.

ishygdd

Not him, but probably for one of the same reasons I'm a virgin

>socially awkward and anxious
>ugly
>not funny
>not rich

Women will overlook one of those, but two or more is a death sentence.

wasn't it to prevent Zika cases happening in Brazil?

>I'm a virgin
don't get how guys can stand being virgins, I'd have pulled a columbine. I'm about avg looking, manlet and very socially awk, but I'm a gym fag.
there is your answer-- find your salvation in the gym. And don't go to /fit/ on this board, it sucks. find a good site. Then get the "arnold Schwarzenegger Encyclopedia of Modern BodyBuilding."

If you are too embarrassed to go to a gym at first, get yourself a weight set and work up. After you are confident enough and know what you are doing in gym, (1-1.5 years), then you can start using gear.

I'm..decent looking, 5 foot 8 manlet, no social skills, and I pulled literally more good looking pussy than I can count.

Once you've had your hole a few times with a cute girl you'll get bored with it like everything else.

Not really. It's the go with that's the problem.

It's like smoking. It relieves stress and you'll come to need it after a time, but eventually you'll get cancer or some kind.

Jelly, desu.

I'm too anxious to go to the gym, but I'm too poor to afford a weight set. In fact, I barely have enough money to cover my living expenses at school for the year.

Not very good thinking this rose of England has probably been between the entire Jamaican track and field team.

>but I'm too poor to afford a weight set.
you're fucikng lazy and look for excuses. Can find a decent one for $25 at a garage sale if you were motivated to look.

Take the money you spend on fucking fast food, pizza, all that shit and buy brown rice, oatmeal, and protein powder in bulk.

You can save money and you will lose fat.

>this rose of England has probably been between the entire Jamaican track and field team.
I swear, I think some of you guys actually have "blacked" subs and pay the jew for this shit.

does she have a documented record of coal burning? If not, why even bring it up?

Do calisthenics somewhere where you can find a monkey bar. You can get a decent upper body just doing that. Buy nicotine gum/aniracetam/phenibut for your anxiety.

It's Sup Forums. Its warped me.

yep, i mean a holes a hole after all, who cares if its on a man right?

That one ugly bitch

the logical continuation of "Don't Touch Me" bracelets - "Okay You Can Touch But Please Use This Condom"

sames

This found mine on 5 mile for 25$ and he delivered it to me. Been using it everyday since. It by no means the best, but, its better than nothing and I'm starting to look really awesome.