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I'm just glad she's trying new things and wanted to share

Haha, jokes on her. I like her for her personality.

Id friendzone her so hard

Still a qt desu

She looks a lot better without glasses. Nice teeth too.

Doesn't Mary-san know we like her and just want her to be happy?

Fighto!

Some light makeup really does make wonders. A couple contouring tutorials and she'll be even more cute.

Man, this is adorable and heartbreaking.

God Fucking damn it I hate accidently seeing comic book writers in real life. Figuring out that Matt Georing looks like an older Kevin Smith and not a badass, hard drinking, bolo wearing PI looking type suvked

I do not have this problem.

Kinda related

>Matt Goering
Hah

>waifu dreams crushed
It's nice that she overestimates our standards. She really is perfect.

I wanna cuddle with her

tweet that to her. make her your own

>Sarcastic sexy pic
>Crushing waifu dreams

Oh, I know that pain. This is the distinct cry of a girl who knows she is not traditionally attractive, and has convinced herself she doesn't want anyone to care for her.
"Haha," she thinks to herself, "I'll show the internet that I am confident and don't care what they think of my plain facial features."

But deep down, we all want people to like us and think we're attractive. If she didn't care she wouldn't post pictures like this. We know you care, we know you want compliments, we all do.

It's okay Mary, Sup Forums just wants to cuddle, you're our waifu no matter what you do.

She really think im not going to cum tribute to this pic?

I wanna marry her and have mediocre children together~

Looks like a younger version of my mother actually.
Would shamefully fap to whispering "Mommy, I've been bad mommy..."

She looks like my friend who keeps popping in to my sex dreams for some funny reason

>implying I'm attracted to her physical self instead of only her drawn form

I wanna see her in a nip AV porno being mounted by several tiny Japanese dudes and bukkaked all over her large gaijin eyes, yes... that would please me...

>not posting the new comic
For shame user.

God, this gives me the uncontrollable, unholy, urge to hold her hand.

Mary is cute. CUTE!

I was expecting someone ugly and instead she's totally normal as her caricature implies.

It's amazing what good eye makeup can do as well, but speaking as a fellow woman, eyeliner is a royal pain in the ass and I rarely ever use it unless I'm going to a goddamn formal ball or something.

huh so thats what she looks like without her glasses. the pic where she had them on made her head look funny because of the lenses. shes a qtpi.

Matt Groening looks exactly how I pictured him minus the rabbit ears.

Will she marry Ronnie?

Anyone following her other comics? Sleepless Domain is getting kind of Meta right now.

sauce on this rape please

looks pretty boring, what's it about.
Very porn worthy, of course, I love how she draw every girl as a sweet loli.

You know how at the end of the first season of Sailor Moon they go to fight Queen Beryl and everyone dies on the way except for Sailor Moon?

Imagine that, except Sailor Moon gave up all her magic to save Mercury's life. Also Mercury is black now.

If I had it, I would share
But I don't, so I can't

>>You know how at the end of the first season of Sailor Moon they go to fight Queen Beryl and everyone dies on the way except for Sailor Moon?
Of course I do, everyone on Sup Forums knows

Not me, I've never seen sailor moon.

it's just an edit
(Denpa Onna something something...)

you should get out

>she looks like liz lemon
don't know if want

You want.

I like to imagine we're that weird kid in elementary school who doesn't know how to process adoration so he just bully girls (read:artist) we like in pointlessly cruel ways but we're not cool or hot enough to be forgiven for it and we just get further shoved into the corner until we either commit suicide, shoot everyone, or just become coders and middle-management fucks quietly incensed at the state of the world.

My point is Mary-Sensei needs to understand that we want her to get that the vore greentext and porn is just our screwy way of saying we love her comics and we love her work and we just want to be accepted, and it's not going to show up as blind devotion to her echo chambers. At least the Buteras get it, as long as they love us the world can go to hell for all I care.

Hell I'd date her.
>she lives in my hometown
OH SHIT I COULD DATE HER.

I feel really bad about doing that Butera ntr porn pic
I'm fucking disgusting, I just wanted to see Sup Forums's reaction

Did you honestly think he looked like that?

DO IT, user
TAKE HER TO HER FIRST DATE!!
You'll better be good enough, faggot, or I will hunt you down and expand your anus with my huge dick until you love me, in retaliation from hurting Mary-sensei.

This alone makes her a bright shining star

>plain cute and insecure
>dateless
>weeb to good levels
>hates Diaz
Can she get any more perfect?

he went into hiding for DAYS after this
DAYS

Wasn't it a whole month?
Diaz was assblasted to the moon. It was a great day.

And of all the people who got under his skin, Mary was the least unnecessarily nasty about it. He had literally nothing to fight back with because she made her points and left it at that.

I remember this. It was glorious.

Fuck stepping on a tack hurts

...

I hate it when I plorp on a tack.

She looks a bit like Linkara,

She's so BASED; a model to all Webcomickers.

Hey, sometimes the art bug bites and you need to follow it. Guarantee you before we had the internet Dali and Picasso and Warhol made just terribly pointlessly cruel stupid things and just burned them to save face. At least we get the freedom to say stupid shit and find what the reaction is without consequences.

I mean, if I'd bothered to go 'wait does any of this fit canon or is it just working with the movies' I wouldn't have made pic related, and everyone loves this thing for some reason.

Sometimes you make a story about Mary Sensei getting vored by Nejiri Honnyo and make an artist hate a whole site. And sometimes you make the movie Whiplash. Just have fun and don't feel tied to anything you don't want to be.

Hang on now I gotta edit this into a real thing.

She also looks like a thinner version of Rap Critic's girlfriend.

See? Beauty, like I said. If I was trying to make my name known I'd never make this, but I'm not responsible or beholden to any shitshow or bad performance. It wasn't that good, so I can forget it and move on. No one will care to bring it up again next thread. And if they will I probably just won't say anything and let it peter out.

Stop trying to scare her away!
She's wary enough of Sup Forums as it is...

I still want to cum in her big doughy butt.

>42 is a human in sleepless domain's world

wow fleshwashing much

>for some reason
because it's brilliant

I'm waiting for Mary-sensei to appear

>not being into mommy-play
plebians, pls

We all want to bang her, nothing wrong with that.
You know it, son.

I mean, if you say so? But the only way it'd work is with a whole new trilogy of movies, because there's no comic it can fit in and any canon they're making now won't work for it. Of course, setting up it and pic related in a trilogy of movies would be a treat.

>And sometimes you make the movie Whiplash.
fucking amazing

>Mary Sensei getting vored by Nejiri Honnyo
request the text or caps

But we already knew what Mary looked like!
Also
>Sup Forums not Sup Forums
Fucking normal fags grouping us with the other trash

It doesn't matter though. It's like a pitch. The idea of a Jameson, any Jameson, thinking that, is pretty interesting. Much like Ultimate Jameson realizes that Spider-man is putting his best effort into saving people and dies for him against Osborn.
It's a good idea, an interesting take on a classic character.

I do actually want to ask Damien Chazelle someday if it did influence the process anywhere down the line. I wouldn't be like 'where's my money you rat jew bastard' or something, I just think shitposting on Sup Forums and inadvertantly giving a screenwriter ideas through it would be a great personal anecdote. Though I feel he'd make me sign an NDA or some shit.

I think she knows that it's all good fun unlike the people who follows Sup Forums news like a weather report
>Sup Forums is going to be dark and storm today so get your trigger warnings ready!

Speaking of Ronnie, do we still ship them or have we gotten over it?

I had already seen this, but I just now realized the implication with the child in the last panel.

I dont get it

8.5/10

That, plus a good personality. She is definitely in my range.

>It's like a pitch
It would be a hard pitch to make. I've mean I've knocked around how you set it up for a third movie, I won't lie. It's rough as shit though, and I worry I might just make some other East Coast screenwriter rich off my spitballing.

I would be legit lucky if she would marry me and bear my kids whom I'd molest becasue I am a pedo.

WHATS WITH THE TUMOR JAWS?

Boys take after their mothers
she will bear ultra manly man-children, totally alpha

Nigger, Sup Forums is basically all the same. Every board has saved someone's life, and every board has gotten someone killed at one point or another. The only difference is our interests and knowledge about specific topics.

>Every board has saved someone's life
true
>every board has gotten someone killed
lies, the board is not responsible for user's actions
A murdered using the board does not make the board guilty of murder too.

>little McCrees raised on Cardcaptor Sakura

Usually when we get someone killed, it's because we are blinded by our goals, and convince people to put themselves in mortal danger, or break the law. Technically, that's not the same as murdering someone outright, but you can't deny us being an important component to the deaths of some of the people who visit.

I know that this is going to sound mean but really those people are just fucking stupid, hell they probably won the Darwin awards

Holy shiitt.

>Mary Sensei is grading tests, thinking of stupid weeb songs, when she takes a drink of water
>as she suddenly wonders when she poured it, her eyes get heavy and she gets dizzy, and everything goes black
>Mary wakes up to feel a slight chill waft over her body and opens her eyes
>she realizes she is dressed in a dog collar and her hands and feet are tied together, and she's COMPLETELY naked
>"Mary-Sensei!"
>no, no it couldn't be
>she looks to her right and sees her students in their underwear, looking proud and sporting boners
>"Mary-Sensei, we can't study with you shaking your soft butt in our faces, teasing us all day!"
>BIG BUTT SENSEI they chant, BIG BUTT SENSEI
>"So as your punishment, we are going to... eto...'
>best english speaker walks up
>"Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"
>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!
>The tiny slant eyed perverts descend on Big Butt Mary with their sensitive shota dicks
>Ass, Pussy, Mouth, Nose, no orifice is safe from them
>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
>At the end, Mary is coated in and out with their Soy-enriched Semen
>Mary hates to admit how good it was, but at least it's over
>"Mary Sensei, we brought a friend!"
>rustle rustle she hears
>No... it can't be
>NEJIRI HONNYO IS REAL
>AND HE'S COME TO RAPE HER TOO
>and now she truly knows that that black thing on his face is a mouth, as a long tendril tongue emerges and tastes Mary
>UMESSHIII it roars, the beasts is hungry, and it will have Poor Mary in every way
>'It's a tradition to feed our english teachers to the beast of the mountains!' chimes in Sexy Pose shota
>his massive Rice-based Cock violates Mary's massive butt, and Mary Sensei in shame and release, embraces her destiny
>Nejiri's maw opens wide as the students chant in unison and say Goodbye to Mary as she is lowered into the beast's mouth whole to dijest in his Rice Paddy gullet
>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter

Oh fuck I had no idea this was her

Looks like I gotta read her comics now

I remember that one actual murderer who posted his victim on Sup Forums.
Aside from that can you think of any concrete example of someone getting killed, not just embarrassed themselves in front of their school or something?

I'm not denying that, in fact that's basically the entire philosophy of Sup Forums. My point still stands though, no matter whether or not you think that the deaths of the people who've gotten killed because of us mattered or not, they're still human lives. No matter how stupid.

thank you senpai

>>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos

Yeah tons. Like that guy who found a WWII grenade in his yard, and Sup Forums convinced him to pull the pin, hit it with a hammer, light it on fire, and run over it, while taking pictures. That time Sup Forums got that one girl sent to a shitty third world prison for leaking the Spanish version of the first few Korra episodes. The time Sup Forums convinced hundreds of people to mix bleach and ammonia together to make crystals. The list goes on, user.

I thought the grenade thing was just a le epic maymay. Don't know about the Korra one, though.

>Sup Forums got that one girl sent to a shitty third world prison for leaking the Spanish version of the first few Korra episodes
Wut, really, I know about the Sup Forums shit, but this is new to me.

Damn, I really want to be Devil's advocate but whatever points I'll have up are all emotional bullshit
But goddamn it I really can't feel all that sorry for them.

...I honestly think she looks cute.

Out of my league I'm sure.