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alri

I ship Drake + Milly t b h

Never held a girl's hand

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sex is fucking amazing.

didnt wank for 4 days and just the animalistic urge that kicked in when the gf came over and let me start feeling her up.

bent her over my bathroom countertop and fucked her doggy right then and there

yeah and then everyones like "are you too drunk" or "are you alright" haha and its very awkward haha

really wish i had a gf lads. the loneliness is really getting to me now

mad how i can drink pint after pint of lager and think nothing of it, but if you asked me to drink 10 pints of water i'd have serious trouble doing it
my mate can down a pint in 3 seconds. it'd be impossible to do with water.

>whenever I'm in the kitchen and my mum comes out to see who it is, she always does this disappointed sigh upon seeing it's just me
some top tier banter

Any anime fans here

don't speak, I know just what you're saying
so please stop mansplaining
don't tell me cause it hurts

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anyone else get bored and moody when at bars and parties?

Just another 5 days then v day is over for another year

GENETICALLY SUPERIOUR

I ship Oxford Bender and Cheshire Bender

>sex is fucking amazing.

>didnt wank for 4 days and just the animalistic urge that kicked in when the gf came over and let me start feeling her up.

>bent her over my bathroom countertop and fucked her doggy right then and there

What's with the indian dude in the OP?

i have never felt like i fit in

Karen Gillan will never peg me while slapping my face and strangling me.

Why live?

Cheshire is toxic and has no friends

GRUG NO LIKE LONG NOSE TRIBE! GRUG SURE LONG NOSE TRIBE HIDE MAMMOTH! GRUG SURE LONG NOSE TRIBE TAKE ALL BERRIES! GRUG SMASH LONG NOSE TRIBE!

Yeah but only if im sober

all rise for the /brit/ national anthem
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starting to tire of the same ol tricks women do. honestly can read them like a fucking book. copy and paste humanoids, no soul, no passion.

9 weeks of nofap and I gotta admit, those lunatics are on to something.

I wake up everyday feeling like im made of pure energy

>tfw no cheddar woman gf

if you want a mutt in your hut, vote Tory.

Examples?

She's so weird-looking. Looks about 30 there.

you can take the man out of scunthorpe

>Aaych

flat tibbys :((((

seen englishmen who look like this

lads
Let's say 95% of people were gay and 5% were straight and YOU are born into that world.
Do you end up being straight or end up being gay?

It's undoubtable that environment causes or at least heavily influences sexuality yet the PC thing is to accept that it's like some sort of fucking lottery draw.

I'm just saying if you COULD avoid it, wouldn't you want to?

>Sex is unrealistic to posters here

Christ. State of this fucking website. Is there a Sup Forums for more normal people? Genuinely wish virgins couldn't post here as they clearly lack real life experience.

>not sapping yourself of sexual energy daily
Bad patriarch.

just bought one of these lads

thoughts?

Foods?

>He aspirates his H's

almost finished my vodka
you know what that means! SPLIFF TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

90% of women in STEM

me unironically

whenever i do nofap my energy becomes negative

>It's undoubtable that environment causes or at least heavily influences sexuality
provide citations for this claim, dave.

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love her so much it hirts

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YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NINE ON THE R3GULAR

>Is there a Sup Forums for more normal people?

dinner is served lads

>It's undoubtable that environment causes or at least heavily influences sexuality yet the PC thing is to accept that it's like some sort of fucking lottery draw.

SCUMMMMM GANGGGGG

the autist going on about dave has serious mental issues he needs to address

british slags give me head on a regular

Even back then, i only kept the fapping to once a week, but out of ascetic interest decided to see how long i can do without it. It has been over 2 months and I have never been more energized and productive.

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*keeps an eye on this thread*

amazing how the US rehabilitated so many nazis after ww2 and nobody cared
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come by

Genuinely fucking hate myself almost all of the time. Only continuing on with this crazy ride to prolong my suffering as punishment for my poor decisions.

Any of youse been on a uni "post application visit day"?

looks nice, In-N-Out?

ah yes carbs with a hearty side serving of carbs
very nutritious my american friend

I was teaching my mate English (chink dude). Told him to say 'aich' instead of 'haitch'.
Took him to a family lunch and somehow it got to a topic and people were saying haitch all over the place. Had a laugh when we left, but now he knows I'm from a family of dipshits

/brit/, In what city in your country do you milly rock?

thoughts on my list?

dont read anything even remotely complex on /brit/

don't expect him to stop any time soon. once he has one of these schizo episodes there's no snapping him out of it

he'll literally be doing this all weekend, day and night

homosexuals are STEAMING tonight

grim but also envious

>sex is fucking amazing.
i dunno man, maybe with someone you like but ive only ever done it twice and didnt have feelings for either of them just felt like a warm wet wank
not that bothered by it

because they got them into space and onto the moon

cultural marxism

had videos on my old of me cutting my arms open quite severely.
the phone has since broke and all my pain and these permanent scars were all for nothing.
had some proper good videos of when you cut yourself so deep you can see inside your arm for a few seconds before the blood starts pouring

Ah yes, Dave. Very fascinated stuff.
*takes of jacket*
*sits down next to you*
*puts arm around you*
Tell me more.

agree with this.

i enjoyed casual sex obviously, but nothing special and wasnt worth the trouble

gf sex is very nice though.

yank bints are atrocious

Dave, I really love how you have opinions about everything but persistently fail to defend them and move on to spout more spurious bullshit.

anyone here a cool dude?

doin a poo

how much coke & booze have you done in one night

only people i know who cut themselves are low iq desu

want to talk about it mate

no one seems to ever dispute that kids who are abused are more likely to grow up to be child abusers themselves desu

>Nearest Fatburger is 1050 miles away

quite a bit i guess.

disagree

another fascinating observation by Dave

wywimmin smdh

seek some help mate it's not too late there is medication and therapy available

2 grams sniff. Maybe 15 beers

oh give it a rest

why would people dispute the truth?

honestly though what the hell is wrong with women

Like a quake but booze just puts you in the john every 15 minutes.

Not me

Unless you want to count body temperature! Cause it's freezing haha

~$600 worth of coke once

What's the bottom one?

This is a real thing that happens my friend,ended up shagging the gf whilst doing my teeth the other day