Swearing/cursing expressions from your country

let's see which country have the worst/disgusting/funny/etc. swearing/cursing expressions, i start with few of them from my country (romania).

"futuți morții mătii" - means fuck your mother's dead relatives/ancestors. another version is "băgame-asi pula în morții mătii" which means i shall stick my dick in your mother's dead relatives/ancestors.

"sugi pula" - suck my dick

"o fut pe mă-ta (în pizdă/în cur)" - i fuck your mom (in her vagina/in her ass).

"sa-i dau muie lui mă-ta" - i give a blowjob to your mom

these were basic stuff which are used very often, now some hardcore stuff.

"mâncame-ai brânza de pe pulă" - eat the cheese from my dick, by cheese it doesn't refer to cum, it refers to that smelly thing that appears around your dickhead when you don't wash it for a long time.

"băgame-ai limba în cur să-mi iei căcat de analize" - means stick your tongue in my ass to get shit samples for my medical analysis.

>i give a blowjob to your mom
You sure that's the correct translation?

THIS IS NOT POLITICALLY INCORRECT THIS IS Sup Forums related

Get out shills

We're a bit more striaghtforward down under.

Cunt = Shitcunt

Shitcunt = Shitcunt

Wanker = Shitcunt

Flog = Shitcunt

Va te faire enculer - be fucked in the ass
Fils de pute - son of a hooker
Nique ta mère - fuck your mother
Nique ta race - fuck your race
Sale con - dirty cunt

>he's never stood on a woman while giving a man a blowjob
Virgin

I never understood frank's appeal. I get h3h3 but what the fuck is even funny about frank?

PORCO DIO

yes, that's the most closely acurate, it actually means something like i give my penis to your mom to suck it, even the penis word is not included.

The most used here is:

Negro de Mierda = Nigger piece of shit (I guess)

"Cyka blyat" - means OP is a foggot.

Behenchod - sisterfucker also Pakistani
Madarchod -motherfucker
Harami- bastard
Laude ke baal - pubic hai
Chutiya - cunt/stupid

Bro, vaffanculo and sparisci with that bestimmie

Fuck you = I hope you receive sexual intercourse
get fucked = receive sexual intercourse (command)
Idiot = you do not know many things
Stupid = you are incapable of knowing many things
Hoe = you are a promiscuous woman of the night, more often than not visited by negro males
Faggot = faggot, lame, uncouth, gay, annoying
Gay = faggot
Homo = faggot
Shit = you are either super cool or really bad at something. "Damn, he's the shit!" (Super cool) "Damn he is shit." (You are not super cool)
Chump change = you're a nigger among niggers
Nigger = (dis)advantaged negro males who refer to the animalistic side of humanity over the more human side.
Fuccboi = handsome and a cuck, you're asshole belongs to the biggest man in the room

Sup Forums-Sup Forums

it's the closest thing to jackass that this new generation has to watch

hair cake is a good video

>Nique ta grand mère la reine des putes = Go fuck your grandmother the queen of whores

My favorite

Yea and Frank supposedly has a hidden lore or w/e

vai tomar no cu = go get fucked in the ass

vai se fuder = go fuck yourself

vai pra puta que o pariu = go to your whore of a mother

filho da puta = son of a prostitute

puta que pariu! = holy shit

Well fuck my ass and call me Sally - a statement of bewilderment
Blow me - I hear what you're saying but I still disagree
It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool socks - high temperature day
Shit shaker - a shady individual possibly homosexual
Slack jawed faggots - general insult for anyone who is not a sexual tyrannosaurus just like me

Giving a blowjob is when YOU suck a dick, not the other way around

Jebem ti mater - Fuck your mother
Jebote bog - Fuck god (heavy one don't use it too often)
Marš u pičku materinu [Marš = Marsh, pičku = peach-kuh] - Go to your mother's pussy
Pederčino [Peh-der-chino] = faggot

>suck my dick
puši kurac

>i fuck your mom (in her vagina/in her ass).
jebem ti mamu (u pičku/u dupe)

>fuck off to your mom's pussy
marš u pičku materinu

These are the most common ones. There's also countless variations of the i fuck your *, my go-to insult being "i fuck your child".

Then there are the creative ones, such as:
Zaboravim ti ga kevi - i forget it in your mom
Svršim ti na slavski kolač - i cum on your slava cake (google slava if you don't get it)
Other posters will have more.

France is a pretty fucking great language for that :

Connard
Fils de pute
Je t'encule
Bougnoule
Pédale
J'te crache à la gueule
Enculé
Nique ta mère
TA MERE LA CHATTE A TA MERE

Srbe na vrbe = Serbs on willows

Remember

nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde d'enculé de sa race = goddamit fucking fuck fuck fuck motherfucker

...

maika ti da eba - may i fuck your mother
maika ti shte eba - i will fuck your mother
da eba maika ti - may i fuck your mother
shte ti eba maikata - i will fuck your mother
na maika ti putkata - your mother's cunt
ebi si maikata - fuck your mother
ebal sam ti maikata - i have fucked your mother
ebaha mi maikata - they have fucked my mother
da mu eba maikata - may i fuck its mother
eba li mu maikata - do i fuck its mother?
ebi mu maikata - fuck its mother
ebal sam mu maikata - i have fucked its mother
ebah mu maikata - i have fucked its mother

Ubi Hrvata da Šiptar nema brata - kill the Croatian so Shqiptar has no brother

In3al l9a7ba ta3t mok ya zamel
means OP is a a son of a bitch and a faggot

Dabogda ti majcino mlijeko bilo prokleto kurvin sine, jebem ti pleme i svrsim ti po krvi.

"Ya weld al Gahba" - You Son of a Bitch

its a much stronger insult than in the US

Swearing is vulgar. Any self respecting person avoids it.

what is with the numbers mate?

what are you trying to say? all i understood is Zamel, also Zamel isn't really that big of an insult

Christ. Are you okay, Libya-user?

Go back to America, PTA

Cheeki breeki

We have the best. They trigger pussy faggots because we curse with cancer and then they cry because their parents died of it. Get rekt

Eres gay

And this my friends, is all you'll ever need to know

doing wayyyy better than other Arab spring countries

ISIS are gone, Civil war is pretty much just over with no physical fighting anymore and economy is doing great since all the city's are managing themselves with no government interfernce

"fucking cunt" - your presence displeases me greatly
"i'll fucking smash your face in" - i will do harm harm upon your person
"what you fucking looking at?" - i WILL do harm upon your person
"come on then" - i am assaulting you; what are you going to do about it?
"fucking pussy" - you are about to get stabbed
"fuck off" - go away
"gayboy" - you are a person of ill repute
"fucking wanker" - i do not know why i am wasting my time with you
"greebo" - an insult four decades out of date

is that a joke? i hear no news from libya anymore.

>all the city's are managing themselves with no government interfernce

Is this the rise of a Mediterranean city-state Republics free trade paradise?

when was the last time you opened CNN and saw them reporting news about something good happening?

Fear and War sells

whats sounds like a more appealing story?

"20,000 after Bombing in Aleppo"
OR
"Roads Being Built in Zintan,Libya"??

last story done in Libya was when we finished off ISIS in Sirt.

I don't usually say that but
get the fuck back to redit/9gag/whatever gay shithole you came from

ah, but are those roads being built by bearded jihadis who previously used the tarmac-layer to crush apostates to death?

I've heard this in almost every balkan region
Sunce ti žareno jebem - I fuck your annealed sun
Sumpor ti jebem - I fuck your sulfur
Krv ti jebem - I fuck your blood
Da' Bog da crk'o - May God give your death -- no idea how to translate this

These are bretty gud vampirebro

Réti néger=Meadow nigger, meadow referring to "common" version of a species=AKA Gypsy.
Síkvidéki román=Lowland Romanian AKA French.
Turbános cigány=Turbaned Gypsy AKA muslim.
Norwegian AKA Gypsy.
Swede AKA Gypsy.
Spanyolnak látszó fiatalember=Youth resembling a Spaniard AKA Gypsy.
Orc AKA Gypsy.
Szappan alapanyagh=Soap ingredient AKA Jew

The rest are just plain boring versions of fucking your Mother or fucking you.

Is it a ancap paradise then?

We swear with diseases namely kanker

KURWA

Spierdalaj?

> vitun homo = OP

Calling someone English is banned here

Argentinians are truly the masters of projection

jeg knepper din familie = i fuck your family
dumme svin = retarded swine (literally)
svensker = demon

wtf? No.

they are being built by the guys KILLING these fanatic Jihadis

also by Africans who are coming here, for gibs

Neger = Negro or you could say Neger in a negative way and it will be Nigger
Zigenare = Gypsy
Hora = Whore
We call frenchmen "Fjollor" aka fags
Fitta - Cunt / Pussy
Danskjävel

just put "kanker" before anything and you've got your insult

daily reminder that swearing is for libtard numales

KANKER

If any of you've said "cuck" in real before, you know how satisfying it is to use two k-sounds right after each other.

So by the transitive property, wanker=flog

kek

PTA?

Hahah for fucks sake.
Jebem ti mater cetnicku- your mother is a fine Serbian maiden

Du verpisster Zigeuner

Sugi pula la cai morti
Suck the cock of dead horses

Du Itzig! = Curse word for jew

jude = jew ( Mostly used when someone tricked you or betrayed you in some way

arschloch = asshole

spast= spastic

neger = nigger

Hurensohn = prostitutes son

wichser = wanker

missgeburt = misscariage

>Sup Forums
are you retared?
Sup Forums it should be

Didn't we just bomb Libya again?

poes = cunt
kak = shit
fok = fuck
drol = turd
kwas = cunt (some people seem to think it means ass or something)
gat = ass
Piel = dick

some expressions are
jou ma se poes = your moms cunt
drol in the drink water = turd in the drinking water
jou kwas man = your cunt man
poes fucked up = cunt fucked up
suig my piel = suck my dick

Just curious.

Is neger really nigger? or is it negro but people are so easily offended they think its nigger?

If so, same here in sweden. You cant say neger without getting hit

Me cago en tus muertos pisoteaos=I shit on the trampled corpses of your relatives

any portugese ones?

>in the
*in die

Fucking kek at that definition of fuccboi...its so accurate yet I have never thought of it that way

Schwarzer = Black Man
Schwarze = Black Woman
Neger = Nigger (In sense of devaluating)

Alright, thanks
The german language is truly a beautiful one.

Over here we used to use "neger" for a brown person too, but over the years people have started to claim it is offensive. Some "Institute for the study of Dutch Slavery" (yes it exists, fuck me) claimed that "especially white people should not be in a position to determine what is or what isn't offensive".
Nowadays people mostly use the term "black" instead of "neger".
There's also "nikker", which would be closest to "nigger" and is deemed the most offensive. It's also the most fun to use because of the k sound.

Kankernikker.

Neger used to mean simply negro. Nowadays it is almost always used with the intended meaning of nigger. Then again, nigger is used for niggers too.

Yeah same.
But its even worse here, you can barely say black, you have to say "dark skinned" or "tanned", yeah, some people say tanned to niggers.

its really sad. the leftists call themself anti-racist while theyre the biggest racists on earth.

IIRC last time was in Sibrata where you killed 40 ISIS members and wiped out the command chain in that City, was a really big break since we could now focus east and let the local forces finish off what remains of ISIS there

unfortunately you also killed the 2 Serbs who were held hostage there.

>But its even worse here, you can barely say black, you have to say "dark skinned" or "tanned", yeah, some people say tanned to niggers.

The same is happening here sort of. Lots of leftists/cucks don't like when "black" is used to describe someone, and also resort to "tanned" or "dark skinned". It's fucking ridiculous.

>listen here mate= shitcunt

i hate them :(

We use blasphemy a lot here, as a way to express frustration or surprise, especially in the north.

Swearing the name of god, in it's most basic form, is performed by adding an insulting noun or adjective to the name of either God (Dio), The Holy Virgin (Madonna/Maria) or Jesus (Gesù). For instance: the nouns "porco/a" or "maiale/a", which both translate to "Pig/Sow" (I.e. Porco dio, Dio maiale, Porco Gesù, Porca Madonna)

"Pufflewam" - Someone who wanks in public
"Tallyhumbum" - A tall homosexual
"Quilidopper" - Fatherless street urchin
"Scrimduggler" - A horny fisherman
"Rinky dinky chopflops" - Bitter woman

''Lappen''-something like cuck
''Hurensohn''- Son of a bitch
''Mistgeburt''-abomination

>Faen ta deg
May the devil take you
>Jöde (fuck you moot for removing the Norwegian ö)
Jew
>Fitte
Pussy
>Drittsekk
Bag of shit
>Forbanna hestekuk
Cursed horse dick

Most of our curse words are single words that can be used in creative ways. My personal favourites are "Din satans fittejævel" and "Du er av svensk ætt"
Which roughy translates to "You satans pussy-devil" and "You are of degenerate lineage "

i fucking hope you're not trolling, cause this is the absolute best shit i've ever read.

"ça me trou le cul" = lit. it tears up my butthole = that makes me mad.

Andá a la concha de tu madre
which roughly means "Go back to your mother's cunt" or a way more rude way to say "fuck off"

ebat'- fuck
ot'ebis'-fuck off
tupaya pizda- stupid cunt
mudak- asshole
huesos- cocksucker
suka blyat- bitch please
eb tvoyu mat'- fuck your mother

Slobozi-m-as in tine pana-ti fac gura lac si gatu rau

Mangeux de phallus: Phallus eater
Pissou: Deformation of Pea soup. Back when the anglophone would insult the poor french people. Means someone who is scared or unwilling to do something.
Tappette: Pretty much faggot with all the homosexual undertone.

And then we have all the pletora of church words that are slightly deformed and mean nothing really insulting once translated. But they can be used and rearranged in a sentence in the use of names, adjectives and verbs.

Crisse: Deformation of Christ
Tabarnak: Deformation of Tabernacle
Osti: deformation of communion waffer.
Ciboire: The thing that contains the holy water.
câlice: Deformation of chalice
Sacrament: Litteraly, sacrament.
viarge: Deformatio of virgin
and many more

its missgeburt achmed

your mother is a whore and you regularly consort with jews

Is this guys name "Blacknigger" ?