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First for Euron

>"muh prince word has no gender"

To be fair that was in the book.

Why is Hordor strangling Rachel Maddow?

true but the book wasnt so fucking over the top about it

Sup Forumstards and showfags didnt read that shit.

>Hey bro, you enjoying the show? Who's your favorite character? Ours is Khaleesi.
>Dan stop rubbing up on my leg.

I love Ellie with all my heart

>The wights have to drag the dragon corpse out of a lake with big heavy chains they got lying around for just such an occasion

sam 'peel to heal' well tarly webm when?

Okay, so why the fuck was Qyburn so proud and smug over his big crossbow? The concept of a ballista exists in the world of ice and fire. Multiple societies have utilized them and if you're being realistic about your speculation, a tonne of them probably exist around westeros right now.

I'm not saying that the big crossbow isn't the best plan for Qyburn. But why was it treated as some shock reveal that they're going to use the best suited siege weapon for that situation?

>he doesnt kill all of his victims before he rapes them
lol dumb pleb

Remember when there used to be hotties on this show?

No maybe you can refresh my memory by posting one

Is Dany a favorite of the millenials?

Because the people who watch the show are dumb and its to trick them into thinking Qyburn will kill a dragon, and not the NK. Its D&D thinking they're being clever.

whose that man

ygritte is best girl
missandei is close 2nd

this

hilarious

>You found the Horn of Winter?!
>Y-yeah, but I didn't think it was important...

She is how all women self insert into the story because like dany, women don't understand they are insane

Friendly reminder that D&D are only making Euron into /ourguy/ so that when a woman cuts his dick off and kills him men will look even weaker than they currently are

Because theatrics work on Cersei.

>takes two seconds to get a raven from dragonstone to winterfell
>nobody sends a raven from castle black to winterfell stating that the true heir to the north is alive

ok but literally why did this happen

Its hilarious watching people go GOT REDEEMED WOW FEMINISTS BLOWN OUT by a cartoon villain killing off the least popular characters on the show.

Remember Sansa will never return the north to Jon Snow.

nice try yara

NW are real men who recognize Bran is a fag so they're gonna use him as a masturbation aid instead of telling the north

I guess that's an acceptable explanation. But I'm just surprised that such an obvious tactic was revealed to the Queen in such an obvious way. Were there no war council meetings before this, where the generals would have discussed the obvious and only strategy of using ballistae?

Was Qyburn sneaking around telling everyone to not mention the big crossbow to Cersei, because he *really* wanted it to be a surprise?

being the true heir to winterfell doesn't mean he's king in the north, they have to elect someone for that

Bran just wants some time alone at Castle Black so that he can make Meera ride his dick without having to be relevant to the story in every scene

this, how pathetic
call me when euron rips sandras head off and shoves it down dany's throat

valyrian has no gender pronouns and don't need no man.

Probably just sending an escort with him instead of a raven.

>Where is it?
>I gave it to my girlfriend's baby as a plaything
>Scene change to the Wall crumbling

Nice try, showfag. I actually dropped the show so I haven't even watched this season :^)

>its le democracy meme
kill yourself jonautist

How is the ballista going to work without sights? Reminder its being fired at a moving target in the air, not a tower or wall

That's because Sam is in Maester's College and he's the only one that knows how to use a fax machine

t. proud bookfag

>king
>elect

Bianca was best girl

Dumb excuse retard, they could at least tell jon he's coming

now that hodor is gone, meera probably helped bran poop a few times.

YOU JUST KNOW

Yup, you got me.

Malazan is better than ASOIAF though

reminder d&d are bookfags

No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock is as incredibly THICK as Euron's!

You can ask any Mel, Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

No one RAIDS like Euron!
No one SAILS like Euron!
In a naval battle no one TRAPS like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked four salt wives every morning to help me with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck nine salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use snakes in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

get a bunch of them

comparison

Kinslaying
>Ramsey most likely killed his half-brother (or Roose did)
>Euron killed three brothers, raped two that we know of and raped the wife of Victarion, who was going to kill him so he got banished. Also happy to tie to the prow of a ship a women pregnant with his child.

Sadomasochism
>Ramsey liked to hunt people, rape and flay them. Torture over prolonged periods
>Euron cuts the tongues out of his crew, tortures by making prisoners eat their own, drink a hallucinogenic drink and make thousands of blood sacrifices

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy

I know who is going to save Theon...

>excuse
Its just what is going to happen, D&D don't need logic. Dragonstone was abandoned but somehow they still had ravens trained for Winterfell

>some wights carrying chains since they first mobilized
>why the fuck are we carrying these
>I just have a feeling

this is so far true from how succession actually works in got, that it's no wonder d&d have managed to forget about the line of succession themselves. their audience clearly stopped caring.

read the literal leaks

the ballista is used
the ballista works
the ballista hits drogon
but drogon will not die and can still fly

sandra needed her big 'DA NORF IS YOURS NAO' scene thats all

That's right.

Dany.

>Meera holding Bran's cock when he has to pee

>Remember Sansa will never return the north to Jon Snow.
The spoilers seem spot on but at no point so they say this

episode 3 detailed spoilers

when's next the ETA till daeniggerys's next entitlement speech?

>the least popular characters on the show
Sadly, believe it or not, the problem glasses Burlington Bar demographic actually likes the Sneks.

Yeah we know, D&D can only keep writing more extreme versions of Joffrey. They even had to make Ramsey battle capable for some reason, even though he never has any important fights in the show.

we saw all of them already

Pretty sure bran has two functional hands

you've never heard of the HRE? of course you haven't

robb and jon were chosen to be the king of the north by the men that served them, they didn't ask for it or declare themselves king.

arbitrarily bringing him back this season was the biggest jokes of all the spoilers

truly a parody of itself

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cockless coward? I’ll have you know I sailed through the Smoking Sea, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the coast, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top reaver in the entire Iron Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Weirwood? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sending my Iron Fleet of reavers across the sea and your castle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Iron Isles and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

It was probably the most powerful ballista in the world maybe? There wasn't a lot of dialogue with it so that's what I'm thinking. They have ballistae in other regions like you said so it wouldn't make sense unless this is just a super powerful one.

im asking HOW a question DnD seem to not really give a shit about anymore

>implying she doesnt suck it out of him through his straw...

With the exception of Westeros.org and Rotten Tomatoes, episode 2 did better than episode 1 this season.

>meera jacking bran off when he's got a boner

Gosh, I need a maester to tend to my back. It's sore from CARRYING THIS SHOW.

They say that in one of these onesThose are the detailed leaks, read those and eventually you will get to the part where it says Sansa will refuse Jon and tell him to fuck off

fuck off, im going to love watching dany destroy euron

So, that's a tiny demographic in comparison to every other main character.

Maybe people like Grey Worm less, I dunno. But Sand Snakes are crazy unpopular.

don't bait me

Someone sing it

They should have had his arc end ages ago, but instead they never did anything with him. Now they just want to tie up a loose end for no reason but to have a blacksmith who will be much better than every other blacksmith they have

why they couldn't give him some minor roles like they did with the hound last season?

Just to keep him in the loop...

So we all agree Euron 2 v 1 is legit since the snakes are out of their element, right?

Now, would you be alright with Euron losing in a 2 v 1 on land?

we still got two left currently
Tyene and Missandei

If Grey Worm did have a cock, how many inches do you think it would be? Is he a better cunnlingist than Jon Snow, King in the North? I'm asking the experts here.

I fucking hate how easy Dany gets everything. I mean, Ive fapped to her and to Emilia gallons during my lifes, but its ridiculous how easy everything is solved for her so easily. Problems woth Jon? Jon grovels before in front of everyone like a bitch surrendering to a Chad (he was only playing hard to get for afew episodes) Her allies are getting BTFO? Doesnt matter, she wins convincingly the moment she enters the battlefield Also, wtf is Jon bending the knee without consulting his constitutents. What a fucking cuck piece of shit. I hope the North stabs him in the back and rallies with Sansa against this dumb manlet, if I ever see him if was a northerner i would beat the shit out of the traitorous bastard myself. fucking cuck slave for women has broken every fucking vow or oath he has every made,first he betrayed the nights watch for whore ygrittes ginger minge,then he betrayed Mance because muh nights watch, then betrayed the NW because muh wildlings, then betrayed stannis because muh NW, then betrayed the North just to get a whiff of used-up Targ pussy. Fucking son of a whore who eloped with an emo harpplaying faggot like the dumb cocksucking roastie she is, then didnt have the sense to use contraception. Fucking I hope the Night King rapes Dany and her Cuckshed Coalition

>M-meera....
*sigh* Again, my lord?

>niggas been rowing in the same boat since season 3

>one episode has nothing but bad dialogue
>one episode has nothing but bad dialogue but Euron kills some dumb whores at the end

makes sense

it was bullshit that he killed them to be honest, really took me out of the scene

He's bigger and the more experienced warrior, and not fighting with impractical weapons like a whip

aw i didnt get to vote
i would have picked 1

I know. its obligatory posting for anyone who doesnt visit /got/ often. it sparks discussion

learn to crop, dude

Jamie kills Cersei in season 8
Arya become a faceless wight -- Jaqen's masterplan all along

Jon and Dany say fuck y'all and heads towards Mereen, their children are all dragons

Euyron becomes the ruler of the seven kingdom and forms a pact with the night king

hes leaving room for the next episodes
god you people are DUMB as FUCK

Saving this show!

With no survivors!

>more experienced
lol wut?

sand snakes have trained their entire lives, he just spent some time drunk on a ship being worthless. They should have fucking destroyed euron

>being this mad

Top kek. Reminder that Based Dany will save Westeros, and you can do nothing about it

if killing a dragon was as easy as blindfiring a ballista at a rapidly moving, mid-air target, why could no one fight dragons before now?

bad writing

remember when GoT was good?

youtube.com/watch?v=LZBq_7xoUJ8