Hitler took over a land mass the size of Alaska

>hitler took over a land mass the size of Alaska

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Germans really are pathetic

This

And hitler literally, unironically wanted to invade America

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHha

Show leaked plans or stfu.

> the entire European campaign of WW2 could have been fought in Texas

Isn't most of Alaska uninhabitable

And yet you let Russia do all the work because you couldn't handle ZE GERMANS.

>give Russians weapons and armor so they can die instead of American soldiers

Sounds like a win to me

says the murican who is literally a jewish tool

>Alaska
>white

>what is the eastern front

Wat?

I hope you have cancer.

One German city is more important than all of Alaska.

just a meme. The real war was fought against America. Who could compete with their grace, intelligence, wisdom, ferocity, virility, experience, power and allover magnitude. Oh and modesty.
All on display in this thread.

>The people from a land the size of alaska accomplished more than all others combined

Germans are at least half slav.

>america bought a land mass the size of alaska

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That makes two of us. Doesn't mean I can't bring the heat

This.
Russians think they were the heroic victors when they were really just cannon fodder.

Better than only 60% white.

...

>alaska has the shape of russian crown
maybe the reason why everything is so bad in russia is that we gave it up?

Pathetic that Hitler couldn't do better to hang on to Europe. Murrica would conquered it all in about a week.

I thought you krauts still hated us

Only if you're a little bitch

>what is population density
Europe is much more difficult to conquer than some underpopulated tundra filled shithole like Russia did with Siberia or a bunch of empty steppes like the Mongols did.

He invaded a lot more than that you fucking idiot. He invaded like 2 alaskas

i thought alaska is bigger than that... fucking mercator projection messing up with my world views

>no more!
>I yield!
>I yield!

Not for long. Tyb global warming

>implying we aren't headed for a mini ice age in 20 years

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, KIKES

I hope so. I'm Dying in this heat

depends on the level of brainwashedness.

That's not the extent of territory under german control though. That's Aushlass, and invasion of France max. Plus can you really count Germany as territory conquered?

>don't cite that apologetic "the first country the Nazis invaded was Germany!" Bullshit

Kek, krauts bringing the bants.

Whey have the land
They have the natural resources

So why are Eskimos still a bunch of pisspoor alcoholics?

Burger don't know about map projections.
> Greenland is bigger than all of us

I'm sure East German commies still hate us

Anyone with half a brain does.

Do you hate us more than the west Germans?

I'd be angry too if it were illegal for me to purchase a German imperial flag

>Who could compete with their grace, intelligence, wisdom, ferocity, virility, experience, power and allover magnitude. Oh and modesty.
>All on display in this thread.


Obviously only Germans, desu.

t. non alaskan

HOW ABOUT YOU COME UP HERE AND TRY IT FUCK BOY. WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY WE'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED.

2.5% of Land-Lease Plan made up Russian industry output then, now GTFO

Will they pay me to take land or is that just a myth?

And not to mention lend lease equipment only reached front line after Stalingrad

Lend lease was much more important for the brits

>most densly inhabited and militarized part of the planet
>compares it to fucking Alaska
Wew lad

Bears, oil, fishing, guns, nature

Alaska is based

Europe has an area of 3,930,000 sq miles.

Alaska has an area of 663,268 sq miles.

I'm from the West. I don't hate people as such. It's not your fault you were born there. The USA are the biggest threat to world peace though.
>240 years old, at war for 223 of these
it isn't. Not everything poltards claim is the truth.

Merkel is a threat to European peace

>The USA are the biggest threat to world peace though.
>240 years old, at war for 223 of these

Reddit-tier meme, m8. By that logic, Germany is still at war, and has always been.

Are you angry about people still using the Mercator projection?

>Germany is still at war
with who?

Sanity

Completely true. Who started that war?

Fatima Merkel

You ignorant fuck doesn't understand shit.
The size of the land is irrelevant to its strategic importance
Taking one important city is more important than taking a fucking desert

So communist jews. Got it.

>communist jew
I feel that this is redundant.

I believe Schröder did by giving in to capitalist demands thus completely surrendering to US interests, camouflaging that by not going into Iraq. That was the death of the old Bundesrepublik. We're just another vassal.

>american education

You are probably right. It a war passed on over generations then.

Except unlike Alaska it's an actual place and not a uninhabitable wasteland

>>communist jew
>I feel that this is redundant.

Are you sure?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Graf_von_Arco_auf_Valley

You have been a vassal ever since your country was split down the middle, and a nice fat wall was built to make it official.

It was then that Germany lost what identity it had after losing the war, and it was then that independent Germany was put to an end.

>On 10 July 1934, he married his distant cousin Maria Gabrielle Countess (Gräfin) von Arco-Zinneberg
>(((berg)))

Ya, I'm pretty sure.

west germany was pretty based during cold war.

>ebin memed

I dont even know what you are trying to say

I say good man

Top bantz m8

>west germany was pretty based during cold war.

Ya I was implying that the reunion of West and East Germany is why it is so fucked today. Communist from the east grabbed power and continued with their misguided policies. Crashing east germany with no survivors wasn't enough for them.

>ebin meme
He married a Jew, though Europe was long infested with Jews at that point in time.

Yup. That's true. The old Bundesrepublik was actually quite nationalist though while not displaying it. The new Bundesrepublik is waving her flag while being the complete opposite.
The old BRD wasn't half as degenerate as it is now. Also we had our outsourced low-wage area behind that wall. We could belittle them and live on their expenses. Was awesome. Now we got all those lowly wage slaves permanently in sight and import more and more. Would be an economic catastrophe if all these people would get a proper education on top. Something might change for the better. We're not actually bred out of existance though. It's far worse. We are americanized.

So would you say my interpretation here is accurate? It is the only way I can understand why Germany is in the current state that it is.

>He married a Jew
He was a jew, read the article again

Oh, I missed that.

I don't understand why you linked it then. Was it confirming my
>jew = communist
statement? I took it as a denial. My mistake, if so.

>So would you say my interpretation here
>is accurate?
History for retards. It's the best way to discribe your """""analysis"""""

>We are americanized.
That generation of late 60's/early 70's fucked all our countries. Thanks USA

>zimmerman note, v2

>Was it confirming my
>>jew = communist
>statement? I took it as a denial.
Are you stupid? He was a ultra nationalist, monarchist jew, that killed Eisner, one of the leaders of the bavarian socialist republic

>History for retards. It's the best way to discribe your """""analysis"""""

Way to correct my analysis, oh wise one. Anymore bits of knowledge you want to smugly drop?

He was a jew who killed a jew, the later of which was involved with communism.

What the fuck are you even trying to tell me. Holy shit it is like communicating with a Brazilian.

The unification certainly plays a role as turning point. It broke with old Germany by permanently ceding actual Eastern Germany to Poland and Russia, something the old BRD never did or accepted.
It was a glorious time though. Everyone was full of hope and happiness. The dreaded Cold War (supposedly) ended and total annihilation by some madman's press of a button was off the table.
It's HOW the unification was handled really. Why wasn't the NATO also disbanded? Why couldn't Germany become a neutral country? Why did NATO keep pressing East despite promising it wouldn't. Under Schröder we had our first aggressive war since the 40s by attacking Yugoslavia, violationg international law.
That's a point of no return. The dream of a peaceful Germany in a social democratic system/regulated capitalism is down the drain.
It's not actually communist what we do here, it follows an imperialist logic and tries to hide it. I dont believe there's much more Merkel can do.
>Obama couldn't even close that concentration camp on Cuba.
It's not really politicians who decide most things.

>What the fuck are you even trying to tell me.
You told me that jew == communist hereBut i showed you one that clearly wasn't. hereCan0t you follow up one thread of a conversation?

>inb4 EbiN BAitEd MsTR TrollEr xD
lolololololol

>Why wasn't the NATO also disbanded?

Why would those with power give it up willingly? I do agree that NATO's role became obsolete when the USSR collapsed, and has just been a den of corruption since.

>BRD
>ceding east germany to poland and russia

Care to expand on these points? I'm ignorant of them both.

>Obama couldn't close GBay

Mate, he never wanted to, it was just another empty promise. GBay serves a purpose in that it lets the US commit punishments and torture that is HIGHLY illegal if it were to happen on US soil. They would never be able to get away with that shit on US land.

So they just do it in Cuba instead. Loopholes at its finest.


Written like a true Brazilian. The only thing you missed was the

>huehuehuehue
instead of the
>lolololol

>attacking Russia
>ever
>especially during the winter

>there are people that unironically think Hitler was anything other than an emphatic buffoon

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHHSHSHSHAHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHW

Also, simply for the sake of correcting the record, I was saying that Communist are Jews, not that Jews are Communist.

There is a difference, and hopefully you missed that because English is your second language. I really hope that is the case, anyway.

>Care to expand on these points?
>CDU election poster from 1947.
The Unification unified the two German countries BRD and DDR, both of which sorta were heirs to the Reich in different ways. By international law the Ostgebiete east of the Oder-Neisse line were part of the Reich but occupied by Poland and Russia. The unification treaty ceded them to Poland/Russia.

Come and take it.

We're set to become the new utah. Have fun with your smaller landmass an another 20mil rapefugees bongbro

>this race is actually this other race
Then what's the other half?

Ah Ok, thanks for the info and Good luck to ya.

you too

>>>one german city worth more than all of alaska
What was the alaskan gold rush? Alaskan oil boom? Untouched mining sector?! Got the ANWAR bill sitting on at least a few billion in oil and another billion in natural gas
T. Alaska grown white

WTF i love alaska now

They didn't attack Russia in the winter for fucks sake, and the front lasted for 4 years.

Was literally just listening to that

>Americans couldn't even stop an impoverished jungle on the corner of the globe from being communist with more ordnance than all of ww2

>trying to imagine the japanese and german armies trying to march across america, while desperately trying to take massive cities, combat armed citizens and fight guerrilla battles in a 160,820.25 square miles country, that's full of thick forest, unforgiving desert and impassable mountains.

What would the allies do if the Axis got to Mericuck? Firebomb their own cities? Top kek

I sincerely wonder where that idea comes from. That world domination thing is a meme. As far as I can tell the war goals were to unify the German people in one country and gain Lebensraum in the East by smashing the USSR. That 2nd bit was compared to British India, an area to be exploited and settled. On top of that there were demands for return of the German colonies. That's all. America was neither needed nor practical.

>The USA are the biggest threat to world peace
>coming from a person whose government is literally destroying the entire European continent
We're the only reason the world hasn't devolved into World War III yet you dumb Kraut

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