/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/2_76nT8L8e8
youtu.be/faEFH5N8XUY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

kys early thread poster

i don't know why i like the warcraft universe so much (at least, before the MMO)
is it because i grew up with it?

Is this true?

I always wanted a daughter, but I cant bear to think she'd end up a filthy degenerate like the women I tend to see.

i didn't learn how to ties my shoes until i was like 9/10 t b h

kill yourself

It's pretty well fleshed out and they ripped off lovecraftian novels

yeah

21 due to my damaged nerves on my left hand

fuck you

Not if you have an incestuous relationship :^)

well, i hate everything they've released post-TBC, especially that little image
and most of the lovecraft stuff occurred after TBC

I can just lock her up and not do that

Build a log cabin deep in the woods and raise her there. Tell her that the rest of humanity is dead.

Now you can freely fug her yourself.

i fell down when i was 12/13 and broke my left wrist and realized the other day that i can't grip as hard with it as with my right hand, it also makes a noise when i twist it

no, thats not what your own offspring are for you scum

Better than having a faggot son desu

what went wrong with you

did you get bullied or did you use too much fluoride paste

>Tell her that the rest of humanity is dead.
Just don't tell her about them in the first place, that way she isn't sad.

>better than having a son desu
ftfy

...

That's what birth control is for

brady editions are the new lain editions, and equally cancerous

Do you want the whole story?

would be incredibly upset if I found out my first born was a girl tbqh

it will break their mentality towards you

what happened to lainposter?

...

yeah, but can you greentext it or do I need to go get some reading glasses and tea?

anime is more gay

probably did hrt and killed himself

Hot sauce goes well on everything except for sweets and asian food

don't post in /cum/ much anymore
now only post in /dixie/

:3

Lain poster is also the Brady poster, and that poster that posts that one anime image in the morning.

CHI detected

haha tide pods!

>except for sweets and asian food
Incorrect.

drunk again for the 5th time this week

youtu.be/2_76nT8L8e8

thread theme

opinion discarded

@85425271
Immediately ignored.

t. never had spicy korean food

Alright I'll try
>dad leaves my mom because she's a jealous bitch or something
>mom decides to just leave me with my grandma
>grandma raises me until she passes away when I'm 10
>grandma is very strict and a religious fanatic and racist lol, hates blacks not part of the story but I find it funny
>doesn't even let me play with other kids
>pretty much just stuck in room or watching tv
>don't know how to talk to other kids, don't develop social skills
>always be quiet kid
>grandma passes away
>mom takes me in
>she's a total stranger
>brothers bully me, they are all much older I don't know how to interact with them
>hate my family
>have no male role model to essentially teach me how to be a man
>grow up surrounded by women
>pretty much have mommy and daddy issues desu

There's some other stuff but I don't want to get into that

>lindsay lohan is now an escort in the uae
i don't know what's sadder that she has fallen this low or that arabs are so desperate to fuck white roaties that they pay to fuck lindsay lohan

which side of your family is arab?

...

business idea:

find a poor 18 year old urban girl and marry her and bring her to the woods and pump her full of babies until shes too old

>???
>profit?
Is that supposed to be a part of this?
That's usually what the word 'business' implies

Dad

*Phoenician

idiot

...

are you maronite or some kind of christian?

bed time buds

have a good one

Just Catholic

I'm not anymore but yeah, Dad was born in Mexico.

>nofap
>cold showers
>sips
>onion a day
Am I missing anything?

No plastic bottles
No flouride toothpaste
Take your iodine

how did you not understand him from the get go?

one of those babies is bound to grow up an be super successful an then you can just mooch off them

idiot

I hear Zinc and Vitamin D3 boost test as well, so I might try some of those

Yes

ZMA for good sleeps

good luck paying for the fuckers in the meantime

holy fuck how stupid are you?

WELLFAIRE CZECHS

I acquiesce; that could work

im glad we could work it out

i love you

mulattoes are so entitled

>nofap
I thought this meme died?

>no flouride toothpaste
What memery is this?

name 1 (one) better ending credits
youtu.be/faEFH5N8XUY

I love you, too, user

I really don't like americans
shut up american son of a bitch

kys stupid american

...

I hope France gets nuked 2bdesu

What can I do to make the dow jones plummet even harder ? I'll break some apple stores in here maybe
when is the next hurricane btw ? I love it when climatic phenomenons themselves wipe some murilards off the face of the earth

stick a baguette up your smelly ass you fucking white flag raising frog

watching harry potter right now since i realized it was on hbogo

another mass shooting today
aaaaaaaaaah the sight of dead americans aaaaaaaah such a sweet sight aaaaaaaaaah there's no better way to start your day

...

Get bombed, dumb surrender kebab

brb need to take some dumps on the american wwii cemetery graves

aaaaah I poop on your grandfathers aaaaaaahhhhh send your regards to your mexicans for inventing such powerful intestinal ammo aaaaaah one more steamy log of shit for Caporal Cletus

we will get our revenge for these insults, frog

im gonna report him to the teacher

I'll be the last one laughing when the French caliphate becomes official, and Aramaic becomes the official main language.
Get cucked, faggot.

it's just banter fags, why u mad ?

They're just comebacks man, why u mad?

you americans really are obsessed with islamism, your taxes go to them after all.
I remember in 1993 in serbia, when you retards lifted the weapon embargo on yougoslavia just so you could unload literal tons of guns on the kosovar jihadists. fucking retards. If 10% of this money went to development you'd wake up in a first world country and not this hellhole you call land of free

Really like this Gohan gimmick desu

stupid american bitch

I’m scared anons
>a police report was filed on me because it says I intended harm on a girl I had an argument with
>this is considered verbal assault
I have already talked to police for nearly 3 hours on the matter but I’m still scared

fuck off you cowardly, hairy, baguette eating bitch

i cant believe how mad this french poster is making me!

what did you say to her?
glad to know a troll is getting his desired effect

don't worry, your privately managed prison mates will take care of your private parts

why'd she start talking shit to you in the first place

Apparently it seems I miss worded something.
>says “what are you gonna do hit me”?
>I said “only if I need to”
>then said to the police I threatened her with a gun though she later admitted I never said that but knew I had them

easy on the nerves chub chub, don't push yourself too hard. don't want to get an heart attack, at least not before wendy's release their new melted lard milkshake

is she intoxicated? this seems like a drunk friday night stunt

>only if I need to
If anyone tries to shit on you for that, it can very easily be spun into a self-defense thing, i.e. "only if I need to (because my life is in danger)"

Go to your local courthouse and file for a bench warrant against her for filing a false police report and/or obstruction of justice/lying to a police officer or whatever the fuck (if she admitted it to the police and not just to some randoms). Even if the police don't want to prosecute her because >muh woman's fee-fees, the warrant will still go through (provided you have said evidence) and she WILL have a warrant out for her arrest

shut your mouth

Wtf they still belive her after she lied and changed her story?

No one was