>In Gracefield, three couples are spending a long weekend in a luxurious cabin when suddenly an uninvited guest in the form of a meteorite, comes crashing the party...
Seems like a generous use of the word "kino" tbqh but I applaud your enthusiasm
Ryan Morales
dafuq, I've never even heard of this flick. is it any good?
Kevin Thomas
Why cant they make entertaining ayy lmao movies anymore
Leo Campbell
>CIA's most top secret files were recorded in Canada >"Make sure you record this because nobody's gonna believe us!" >SOMETIMES THE UNSEEN... IS CHEAPER TO PRODUCE THAN THE SEEN
Camden Allen
>he's never used alcohol
Kevin Flores
no prob
John Collins
You don't lose memory from drinking. You just stop retaining memory when drunk enough. You can't forget something you never knew
Joseph Bennett
>he's never been born
Jaxson Taylor
>mfw i'm part of the population that can't get drunk Weed barely affects me too. Shit sucks
Charles Ross
that looks like shit
Wyatt Ward
Holy fuck, French Canadians cannot act for shit.
Bentley Young
try both again
Ayden Sanders
This is really shit so far.
Easton Smith
looks like that ugly sjw girl that went streaking/screeching
Liam Murphy
This shits been out for a week, and its awful. A found footage film with spooky atmospheric score and jump scare music.
Fucking dreadful.
Alexander Torres
I know, but we have a lot of found footage lovers on Sup Forums and we have to notify them of each one.
Brayden White
Couldn't even finish this trash.
Luis Martin
acting sucked but it wasnt that bad.
John Hernandez
i love found footage, but i dont love trash, delete your thread faggot op
Ethan Gutierrez
it's garbage, lads don't bother
Cameron Foster
no
Jonathan Moore
If you can't get drunk you are a medical anomaly and doctors/scientists would probably love examining you. However you're probably some guy who has barely had a drink and expects to get wasted after only 8 beers
Robert Martinez
fuck off
Hunter Long
And you thought we wouldn't be able to tell the underage posters from the 25+ bros
Oliver White
it's true, the older you get the more likely you are to become a heavy drinker. I didn't drink alcohol seriously until about 21 and it's legal @ 16 in my country.
Now I can't last a day without alcohol. It's been 15 hours since my last drink and I'm thirsting right now.
Cooper Richardson
> found footage FFS user, i was eating
Benjamin Long
Shut the fuck up moron
Jeremiah Young
...
Joseph Lopez
>found footage Ugh, I wish this shit died out already.
Asher Long
this movie is literally all in caps >OMG JESS OMG WHAT IS THA TOMG OMSMM WHAAAT SHIEEET BIGFOODT AAAA even if someone is 500 feet away it still sounds like they are deep throating the mic
Ayden Collins
i'd be fukken wasted after 8 beers
Matthew Richardson
it all depends on your tolerance and most importantly how much you eat before. if I don't eat half a day and start drinking i feel tipsy after 3 beers.
Connor Thompson
And you thought we couldn't tell by this that you're about 25 at max.
Eli Powell
You mean like your bloodline?
Gavin King
>if I don't eat half a day and start drinking i feel tipsy after 3 beers Fat fuck detected.
Ian Howard
just about average bmi actually >inb4 complaints about bmi
0% on RT. Worse than suicide squad. Why is this even here?
Anthony Adams
Why the fuck does he have an eyeball camera?
Aiden Cooper
Because its found footage fun
Ryan Turner
>checks rotten tomatoes neck yourself, leddit
Eli Brooks
22
Logan James
So this is low budget indi crap then?
Ryan Thomas
>4.8/10 on IMDB
no thanks
Dylan Miller
Oh Blake Lively, the poor man's Amber Heard
Michael Wood
Neutrinos and Dark Matter can be unseen.
Caleb Brooks
>jump scare music >in a found footage film fucking
DROPPED R O P P E D
Colton Howard
>meteorite comes crashing the party NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christian Brooks
>(((IMDB)))
Leo Perez
>found footage In the trash it goes.
Ayden Jones
With no survivors
Luke Gonzalez
Looks like trash.
Asher Campbell
Why didn't they just base it on The Colour out of Space? Are they morons?
Zachary Hughes
Well it's not like I have anything else to watch tonight. Getting the rights would cost money. Found footage is traditionally low budget.
Levi Murphy
You don't need to get the rights to anything by Lovecraft.
Brody Ramirez
This. I had a mate in uni who swore he couldn't get drunk. So I made a bet with him and, long story short, he ended up blackout wasted and I made an easy 20 bucks Drink an entire bottle of vodka (40%, 700ml) by yourself in less than 4 hours and then come back. You most certainly can get drunk
Noah Adams
If that's true I didn't know. Seems weird that there haven't been more low budget adaptations in that case considering the large following.
Charles Campbell
Well he is notoriously difficult to adapt even with a budget. However, many of his stories can easily serve as bases for small budget horror movies, but I guess there's no helping it when the director and producers are unimaginative hacks. Ironically, the following idea is found in HPL's commonplace book. Sound familiar? >17- Doors found mysteriously open and shut etc.—excite terror.
Camden Mitchell
...
Eli James
Kill yourself. I say this unironically.
Carson Allen
Maybe ppl have respect from his work? I don't know I don't see too many adaptations from Tolstoy or Dostojewsky or Faust as well and they're undisputed classics too.
Nathaniel Collins
>Maybe ppl have respect from his work? Lmao.
Lovecraft is a pop culture icon, Tostoi, Dostoevski and Faust are literature classics, they're not comparable in actual popularity (as in, people actually reading them and not just knowing their name).
James Flores
So?
Liam Phillips
Holy shit that's the worst acting I've ever seen in a film, and I actually enjoy found footage shit.
Are Canadians just shitty actors by default or something? I swear it sounds like their lines are dubbed over by people reading a script that's in too small font to read with any kind of fluidity.
Kevin Wilson
>Tfw no one makes actual spooky found footage shit anymore
Why do they always ruin it with music and trying to make it look over produced for?
>Have the movie set in a dilapidated old mansion that is adequately lit for close shots, but naturally dark on distance >Have an actual budget for the sound design to make pants-shittingly sounding ghost sounds and the like, no stock sound effects >No over arching storyline about LE MAD GHOST DOCTOR xDD or anything; explain almost nothing >NO CGI >Have the cameras as the only source of light for them which will explain why they actually hold the cameras all the time and point them at anything spooky >No credits anywhere in the movie. No one even looks at that shit anyway, if people are interested they'll look at the IMDB
And no more cameraman-follows-a-serial-killer found footage either. Serial killer found footage is just 99% bad acting/ad-lip conversation and 1% other.
