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What this about a volcano arm? Is that some retarded anime thing?

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FIRST FOR THE TRUE KING

Was anyone else really disappointed by Shae? She's supposed to be this nubile exotic 18 year old in the books, and in the show she's this 30 year old thick accented harpy who bitches at Tyrion alllll the time. She's not even that hot.

Yeah

cast him

What's his name?

Azor Jon is the main character of ASOIAF

Queen of Love and Beauty

First for best girl

It was weird how they tried to make it seem like they actually loved each other but then they still went with her lying during the trial and fucking Tywin. Really bizarre stuff, felt like a mistake.

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Miss me yet?

Everyday.

Top tits:

1. Tyene
2. Melisandre
3. Missendei
4. Fake Sansa
5. Ros

Fact.

>scary king of frosty undead
>have noodle arms

Defend this.

book shae

my daddy who likes chinese chicks thought she was hot.

Tyrone

tyene is love. tyene is life.

Kid Bengala

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Why is this random side actress so damn titted

Like Margaery Tyrell had the most disappointing tits on the planet and this horsefaced bitch is rocking those things? Crazy

Short or long hair, she is the best

I think Robert proved that the best ruler is a figurehead who doesn't give a shit, but that the people love.

Hello. I will die at the end of the season when Sansa executes me in an anticlimactic way.

"i want to see you (?). please... (nice gash)...

this is like the case for most female characters on the show that appear for more than a couple of episodes

Sorry darlin but you ain't first

gerold dayne

Dawnstar

6. Waif (secretly)
7. Myranda
8. Doreah
9. Talisa
10. Ygritte

>euron sails off to recruit the golden company in season 8
>has scene where this black slave trader tries to capture him
>gets wrecked by eurons ship

Um, no sweetie. Here's the correct order

Kanye Westerosi

always long hair unless you're a fag

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First to enter her with my BIG COCK

He needs one moment on the throne before it is taken away from him.

ramsay girl and doreah need to be on that list. otherwise its correct.

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

>king manlet baratheon

nope

It was straight forward user. They did love each other, shae felt betrayed by tyrion because he needed to send her away for her safety but she didn't understand that, plus him being married to sansa didn't help, so for her to get her own back she fucked his dad. It's not bizare at all, shit like this happens all the time.

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>GoT General: This whole season is going to be about empowered women, isn't it?
>Euron: Hold my beer

go to but agreed, fake Sansa should be right behind Missandei

Ser Mandon Moore

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>sansa
read the leaks dude. Thats not how he dies.

she truly is the most beautiful woman in planetos lads

When is the Dany shitting scene?

That's Britbong genetics for ya.

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>6. Waif (secretly)
I wish she'd gotten them out on GOT, just for the surprise of the viewers

simply ebin :)

is your mom chinese?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Can someone please tell me if Bran had screen time this season so far?
I can only watch the show hammered, it's such fucking garbage, but seeing him dragged to the Wall would be funny.

2 minutes

was it ever explained why fake sansa's boobs look completely different when she was onstage vs offstage?

need 3rd party to determine if cock is truly big

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Fuck off tourist.

nope

It's magic bro. It's like trying to explain warging or The Others or giants.

>both polls are 'how would you rate episode 1'
You had one job and you fucked it up already. Shame. Fucking idiot.

we had a 15 second montage of him outside the wall and talking to some guards.

He won't show up until episode 5

>She's not even that hot.
hm, I watched her get fucked in the ass in some German porn and I disagree, even pre-nosejob

>that feel when sand snakes

Where were you when boner was kill?

YUM

1. Tyenne
2. Myranda
3. Doreah
4. Missandei
5. Fake Sansa
6. Talisa
7. Waif
8. Shae
9. Melisandre

will yung Griff be with the golden company?

Euron os going to get killed by Yara or Dany in an epic woman power moment. There's a reason his fight scene was so dramatic and over the top macho.

They didn't kill the hot one

LOL. same rank of midget daenerys.

>What do you do?
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>I am of the night.

>that almost lesbian scene

i crie

hes had 1 line so far and its a travesty

>not only did she fuck his dad, but she lied at his trial to get him killed
lol what a legendary romance

>waif and missandei in scene together
I must know this film

Anyone got screen caps of /got/ after Eurons WWE entrance and fan service?

I can already hear the one-liner coming

Nice catch. I had copy and paste the image from the left because strawpoll reorders the votes by the number of votes cast. It wasn't like this a few months ago. The actual poll did say episode 2.

Implying he won't die by grabbing a load of explosives, leaping from a tower directly down Drogon's throat, the dragon then explodes in the sky in a gigantic blast.
On the wind there echos a distant whisper of "biiiig cooooock"

how many lbs did hotpie gain?

>waif
the ugly girl with Arya? did I forget a nude scene?

He should actually be killed by Theon, but yeah he will probably get cucked again and a woman will kill him.

>Can they swim
>No
>Screw you guys I'm going home

End me. I can't take it anymore.

make him the 13th commander of the night's watch.

>What do you do?
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>I am of the night.

they'll include him specifically so he can travel to dragonstone and bend the knee to the princess that was promised

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Do the pies make it to the customers?

>Melly that low

Would you ever imagine Robby Varty ever yelling out "YABA DAB DOOO!!!" ?

I know I'm asking for a lot but can I get a timestamp? I'm assuming it's episode 1 but I am not rewatching Caloreesi walking up some stairs for 3 minutes.
Is this the worst season of television ever? (aside from Euron, whose character embraced how horrid the show is)?

What if Arya/Arry had a nude scene?

If only, if only...

...what?

I'd vomit