>Be American
>get foreclosed
Be American
Austin Clark
Ian Cooper
>be Canadian
>freeze to death when your car breaks down
Christopher Myers
>Be Canadian
>live in a $1M shed
Oliver Richardson
>be Canadian
>marry your dog
Parker Myers
>Be Canadian
>, eh?
Nathan Powell
>be Canadian
>defeat your enemy
>lose anyway
Luis Campbell
>be canadian
>rent from chinaman
Lincoln Cook
I'm a North Dakotan and that's what true freedom is. Being so far away from everything that the only person you can rely on is yourself. Some city liberal couldn't even imagine having to drive 35 miles to the nearest grocery store, and possibly freezing to death if you crash, but it can happen here.
Liam Lopez
>be Canadian
>fuck your pet
Kayden Kelly
>Be Canadian
>Watch country burn down
>Have no gold
>Spend 5 million to live in a cuckshed
>Have to learn Mandarin to communicate with middle class
Gabriel Peterson
>be Canadian
>have huge inferiority complex towards America and her amazing grandiosity
Ryder Morgan
>be Canadian
>apologize
Hudson White
Was just about to post this.
t. faggot living in Toronto
Lincoln Anderson
>be canadian
>die on hospital bed waiting for health care
Samuel Reyes
>be me
>31
>Will have my house paid off in 3yrs.
Fucking feels great. Will be in the house for 12yrs once it's paid off.
Bentley Diaz
>be canadian
>terrorists murder you and rape your wife and children because you refused to kill them
>you win
Noah Hill
>Be Canadian
>get evicted by Chinks
Christopher Diaz
>Be American
>lose home because you live in a place you can't afford.
Jose Collins
So will I also get elected as a member of Canada's cabinet?
After all, we want a cabinet that "looks like Canada", don't we Justin?
Luis Phillips
It's always surprising how insecure (white) Americans are to fall for every single bait. Is this why cuckholding is so popular in America?
Andrew Turner
You'll fit right in, Muhammad.
Hunter Foster
>lowest fertility rate on the planet
>talks about cuckholding
now that is a top cake Hans
Luke Martin
>be german
>get taxed 80% so muhammad can have a house
Asher Roberts
don't worry you would be treated as royalty for being a kang
Dylan Cooper
>Egypt
>white
well, better you than an american, americans freak the fuck out whenever it snows. i'd prefer an egyptian to an american
Leo Rogers
>be german
>work till 70
>have retirement age raised to 100 to keep working to pay for achmed