Would you betray Earth for an alien fetish?

Would you betray Earth for an alien fetish?

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Prolly

Shoulda taken the money.

Nope.

im not a lil bitch so no

What was there left for him on Earth anyway? Dead brother, broken legs... His life was much better as a blue race-traitor tbqh.

Nah fuck that. Regardless of how corrupt, evil or xenophobic we are, we're still human. Our legacy is exploration, conquest & expansion. Sure a lot of it is through horrific exploitation and misery but as a species we are survivors. I'd bomb them from orbit before landing troops to sweep up the rest into camps for use as forced labour.

Depends of the ayy

>People literally cheering for smurfs annihilating mankind
Why are Americans so easy to manipulate Sup Forums?

Twi'ilek, maybe, but not a godamn 9 foot tall bipedal cat

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If he was a real person he would have stayed on Pandora fucking over the natives and making bank while also fucking that tight piece of ass helicopter pilot.

Nah, fuck those goat faced alien hippy eternal blueballs fucking shits.

If a better species was fighting to take over the earth I'd join up and help them. Humanity was a mistake.

Given the incoming orbital bombardment, then I'd rather not.

>genocide of a sentient race interlinked with the planet's global consciousness
>justifiable
>to protect an earth with nuclear terrorism and an overpopulation crisis
The Na'vi and Jake did nothing wrong.

nazi detected

This...
>Hot wife
>Luxury space apartment
>Dragon flying VR
>Legs back
Sully was a fucking retard.

>finds Michelle Rodriguez attractive over sexy virgin blue alien Pocahontas
lol

I'd betray Earth to be a t-800 if I was sitting in a wheelchair, let alone a blue alien that lives in a roger dean painting with ponytail internet access and a wealth of blue pusy.

Misanthrope would be more accurate

It doesn't matter how horrible your team is, it's still your god damn team.

>The Na'vi and Jake did nothing wrong.
I don't see how that changes the fact of nuclear warhead to their faces, followed by the harwest of gibmetarium, so that the Earth's youth can buy iPhone 69.

Imagine all the blue alien porn once theyre planet is urbanised and the blue women need to pay rent.

For real though, none of us have any idea what alien sex would be like. It could be 1000 times better, which would instantly convert any male here if they experienced it. Add in your own personal alien waifu who doesn't know the touch of any man, and shit... imagine the fun you'd have with that.

>Make deal with the big boss
>Betray natives
>Get to keep alien body seeing as its useless on anyone else

It's a fact only hippy fucks care about MUH ENVIRONMENT MUH NATIVES on a planet when we have interstellar travel

Simmer down internet Chad.

>genocide of a sentient race
>small tribe of blue people
>never actually killed, even after colonel attack on the village their losses were minimal
Ok.

Lot of alien warriors died in that final battle. It's implied a lot more of them died than the humans.

well for real thought that would mean we will enslave the shit out of their female not joining them

>HUMANITY IS EBIL MAAAN
>STOP THIS EARTH, I WANT TO GET OUT XD
When the day of the rope comes, Avatar fans will be the first ones to go.

You need an alien tail to fuck them, though, and the process of creating the hybrids was expensive, so much so that they picked up a crippled twin instead of just making a new one for another qualified soldier. Plus, no one seemed to give a shit about them in the first place, so no one would have ever found out alien sex was great.

so fucking cringey

Is everyone saying "muh legs" forgetting he was gonna get his legs back when he rotated back to earth?

If the Na'vi managed to defeat the humans on their own and figured out how to use our technology, they might have attacked the Earth. Jake Sully didn't betray Earth. He prevented intergalactic war.

My alien fetish would be better served by not betraying Earth.

No one is forgetting it, but his life sucked ass without legs, so I doubt it would be any different for him. He clearly didn't like living on Earth.

>tfw the infrastructural nightmare of managing the return of ten ISVs spread between earth and five light years away
At least the RDA is as powerful as the United States, that kind of ship maintenance with no profits would kill any other company.

How are the Na'vi and humans going to deal with five more ISVs landing on pandora in the next few years expecting a functioning base? Will James Cameron fall to the unimmersive sequel meme?

>in that final battle
But they started this war.
Humans just told them - move the fuck out from this tree.
And tolerated those blue cunts very long, because doctor been in their village for a long time, negotiating.
And this blue niggers still attacked trucks and human workers.

t. Cletus jerking to anime girls.

Hahahaha, what?
You think they can figure out how to flight spaceship, really?
Only with traitor Jake help.

>literally too stupid to understand Avatar
wow

In a heartbeat

They would probably have to create new installations, cause no doubt the aliens would take the current landing zone and monitor it. Maybe they'll take some human tech and advance as a race. They are already stronger than humans, and the planet is toxic to them.

>implying Avatar have deep message
>MUH INDIANS
>MUH ENVIRONMENT
Ok m8,

Why are you trying to defend what you said? It was stupid, and you should know that.

I would betray all of humanity and reduce every living being to dust for my Mummyfu.

there isn't really anything the Na'vi can do if the humans decide to get serious

All they need to do is forget to apply the brakes to even one of their ships and have that sucker hit the planet for a Chicxulub tier impact.

Yeah, I suppose they could just touch down the shuttles on the other side of the planet, but they've lost a lot of infrastructure. Even refueling the ships is going to be a pain in the ass. Not to mention they probably settled where they did due to an abundance of Unobtanium.

>kill a small band of cat people so you can mine a precious resource that will save mankind from the brink of destruction
>or betray your entire species to fuck some blue pussy (and probably get nuked once more humans arrive later)

do the ships even need to be refueled or do they carry their fuel with them?

In 5 years hes gonna be sick to death of the planet, and all the magic of the weird plants and animals will fade away.
Although a meathead like him would enjoy living an unfulfilled life of relying on the planet to provide for him while he spends all day playing around.

yeah, he would have fuck all to do except eat, sleep and snu snu with his ayy waifu, may be go on a hunt or join some fighting pit once a while his other ayy friends
unless Jake follow the isekai route and introduce the wonder modern technology into their culture. But I doubt his brain could process that.

Half the journey they're either accelerated or decelerated by solar lasers or their own antimatter engines

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As a white man i find it hard to believe another white man would betray a fellow soldier. but this movie was sjw trash so meh.

>flying your own fucking dragon lizard
>comfy jungle life
>hunting
>probably clan leader so fun resource management
>amazing bioluminescence
>hang around with the human bros and help get them samples to study at the base
How could you get tired of that?

>private military
>soldiers

>You need an alien tail to fuck them, though

That is where you are wrong. They have assholes, after all.

given that Pandora didn't seem to have their own refueling stations it would seem logical they'd carry sufficient fuel for the return trip as well

How dare you? I only jerk to BBC and cuck porn you filthy pleb.

I hope the sequel involves a fucking armada returning to Pandora, and systematically destroying everything from orbit.

The survivors will be enslaved and force to mine unobtainium in strip mines.

Fuck this anti American trash.

as a NEET i would instantly betray my fellow man to fuck some blue nipple blue pussy aliens.

so what are they then? fucking muppets? They're a military with ranks you idiot.

>Mummyfu
>looks like washed out antifa whore

Dude, don't betray humanity for something you can found collapsed on the public bathroom floor.

>blue pussy aliens
Sorry to break it to you my nigga, but there wouldn't be any alien pussy to be seen. You'd be fucking her hair, literally.

that's ok, it's my fetish

NUKE THE SPACE GOOKS

HE DOESNT WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH THE SPICE

And do what with the alien body? Look like a freak to everyone else? Start BLUED.COM? Fcuk that, give me the blue chix, the tree interner, the free bike/airplanes and the unironic hero worship.

I wonder how he'll feel about his choice when he contracts a nasty case of anal rot with no penicillin within 5 lightyears

>I don't see how that changes the fact of nuclear warhead to their faces,
You don't nuclear warhead to their faces random apes in kenya nowadays, why would you nuclear warhead blue apes with a human scientist feeding you data that they and the whole fucking planet are one fuckhueg symbiotic organism with fuck knows what scientific implications? Because what, they're sitting on a bunch of gold? It's the fucking galaxy, you can find that shit elsewhere.

>so what are they then? fucking muppets?
Nah those are the regular soldiers.

>Implying that isn't better

They have genitals moron

Of course. Altruism is a meme.

this, not to mention most humans treated Jake like trash while the na'vi and Neytiri actually treated him nice

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lies, how would they get pregnant and give birth without genitalia?

Don't Navi live for like 10 years or something?

Did anybody think about the risk of everything on the planet dying once the hivemind is dead?

Not those aliens.

t. Nazi

>Discussing a movie where waterfall comes out of a floating rock
>How could you explain biological realities of this universe?
Ok, I'll play your stupid fucking game, there are some kind of nerve endings in their hair, so it's not unrealistic that they can exchange bodily fluid through that too.

No, they live for around 80 years because Eywa looks after them.

No, as need those resources to keep humanity going forward with quite the efficiency.

There's no reason for the humans to get that "serious" in this scenario. The whole reason the humans showed up in the first place is that they want the planet. Blowing it up doesn't help them. It's a threat that humanity can't enact, and Sully would at least know it.

Now, orbital strikes are still a thing, yeah. Even if the aliens have air superiority with their weird bird things, they still can't get into orbit. Space superiority trumps just about anything else as long as you have the tech to utilize it, which the humans do. If humanity decides they really want those blue not!Indians dead, part 2 of the war is going to be very brief. Not because of a man-made extinction event, but because humanity could just bomb them with impunity.

But that would be a boring sequel.

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>"gold"
>It's the fucking galaxy, you can find that shit elsewhere.

Considering it is literally called "Unobtanium" (little on-the-nose there, Cameron), I doubt that's true.

I feel like if the aliens didn't have junk the very first scene after Sully got into his avatar would be him freaking out about not having any junk. God knows that would be my response.

>Would you betraying earth for your alien fetish?
I would doom humanity to certain extinction if it meant I could satisfy my alien fetish.

Let's see it from Jakesuleys perspective....
choice between
>Wake up every morning a useless cripple with legs that look like pencils
>Earth is basically dead
>have to wear a mask to even walk outside
>The only thing I have to look forward to everyday is using whats left of my VA benefits check to buy a drink at the bar
>get that taken when they kick me out for starting a fight over a guy abusing and hitting his girl
>also not to mention who knows how bad the social justice politics are in this god-aweful future

OR

>Go to alien paradise.
>Be given new body thats strong and agile as fuck
>Meet 9/10 alien chick
>She ends up digging me
>Learn their ways
>BTFO corporate mercenaries that wanna turn this paradise into the same dead shithole that earth is
>Become chief alien of tribe afterwards
>Live out my days fucking hot alien ass and living it up in paradise

Gee, which one I wonder?

No.

What's to stop humanity to come back and orbital strike them?

>broken legs

humanity in this movie has the ability to: interstellar travel, make cool mecha suits, clone perfect na'vi-human hybrids, transfer conciousness
>not able to heal broken legs
they could atleast have given him some mechanical legs/legsupports.

It wasn't that they couldn't it was that he couldn't afford the procedure with his VA income.

Did they even try to give any half assed reason why he didn't have the best of bionics legs Yamaha could offer?

Will Abatap save us from capeshit?

>Would you betray Earth for an alien fetish?

In a heartbeat. Fuck this gay planet.

You really have to ask?