/brit/ 2000

The day the L A W died edition

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IF YOU MAKE PLANS FUCKING STICK TO THEM

gay cunts

ok sure haha
*ignores your text asking to hangout*

i don't think genetics work as simply as you think they do. my dad being tall does not absolutely guarantee i will also be tall

would murder for a cornish pasty

Anyone need a stroke?

lads is having a mimosa with brunch a yank thing?

gf seems obsessed with having a mimosa with brunch but I've never heard of doing such a thing. She is a continental mind.

You got cucked or you're just a malnourished runt.

Both of my parents are about 5'5 yet I'm practically the same height as you

get a dna test la

Is there actually any proof the Ethiopian isn’t say just a yank on holiday?

will do some serious studying tomorrow. today is my break time

oi lets see your /brit/ posting license

brutal...

It doesnt work that way you stupid mongoloids

You are a complete fucking newcunt just leave immediately

you can tell how poor people were when growing up by how skinny they are

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The future bf, lads

Is there proof tho?

tell me how it works then

alright lads just off on yet another long-stay holiday in Ethiopia! haha ethiopa wanker loves this 'thopia I know

im 5 foot 11 but attempting to mock me for being slighly above average height only is useless because my dick is fucking enormous i post a picture of it and people from malaysia tell me it would destroy people over there

I think you'll find I did select all the squares with bridges sweaty :) x

fact: if your mum is taller then your dad you will never be viewed as a manlet no matter how short you are

fuck off newcunt

my diet wasn't great growing up, i'll give you that. but certainly was not malnourished. i'm also the spitting image of my father in terms of physique, facial structure, hair/skin colour etc. just without his height, so i'm definately not a cuckbaby

Somehow having a girly bf is more gay than just having a proper man bf

anything from behind is a bit gay
it could be anyone

UMA

Is there proof tho?

Gay opinion.

how tall was your granddad

It's all kicking off in Oxford

the gay cope

dad's dad was 6'4. dad's brother is 6'3. my brother is 6'4.

i'm a bit of an anomaly

take what you like

arrogant students

You've both been added to my 2018 list.

my granddad was a 6'3 northern coalminer
can you imagine being that tall when everyone else was a 5'5 runt

that first beer of the day

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more desensitizing. whats the thing petruding from its mouth?

norhterners are taller than southerners due to viking scandi heritage

white genocide is real

>X is like a religion

In the developed world it's the other way around. Fat people grew up in poverty with Iceland turkey burgers and chips.

cringe

What's your personal best IQ?
What's your current IQ?

Your bf list, la?

nearly the same height as my dad
about an inch+ taller than he is, but that could just be because he's getting older

All northerners were 6'3 before Thatcher m8

>tesla model 3 production way behind schedule
>let's launch one in to space!!!

stop lying

fucking hate this reductive mindset

come on /brit/ and its full of people talking about their heights
its like a factory of cringe

my other list

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>spaghetti limbs dad comes in from a long day at work
>hits his head on the door frame
>walks in to see chad manlet breeding your mum
>he lunges his big pogo stick frame towards bed to confront Chad manlet
>bit if wind from the window knocks him over
and that's how you were born, son

could knock ANY limp-wristed student unconscious with a mere flick of my hand

it was a 2008 Roadster not a model 3

Post the heights of the males on your dad's side of the family and how you compare.

>Grandad: 6'5"
>Dad: 6'4"
>Uncle #1: 6'3"
>Uncle #2: 6'2"
>Uncle #3: 6'2"
>Me: 6'6"

>125 retweets

i keep on hitting skip until it forces me to do one because i can't be dealing with its lies

agreed

If you are truly Ethiopian how come you know English terms and culture?

annoyed every time one of these whiners has to comment on anything with;
>b-b-but what about X or Y people??? what about the poor??

every male in my family is below 6ft apart from my granddad

Hate visiting my nan's house.

some ppl are just so shallow they boast about their height
height isn't even as important as they all make out

you're a big guy

grandchad

gn

imagine having a 6'6 dad and being 5'10 ohh dear, either you got cucked hard or you just fucked up your entire line

I will never understand this

a child's hands typed this post

or at least, they look like a child's hands

tbf your government is allocating billions to this when it can barely fund social security

my 14 year old cousin is taller than me haha

My dad 5’6
Mum 5’11
Me 6

did i ask for your opinion mate

>5'9
Ah yes, trannyism or suicide it is

I fucking hate women so fucking much

wa la , the toilman's lunch

feels great that everyone on /brit/ is well over six foot

are you that spastic that juts out his jaw and posts it on here

crying at your sad life

Social Security is an unfunded liability by definition

>dad 5'6
>mum 5'5
>2nd oldest brother 5'9
>me 5'7

>oldest brother 6'3

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5'6 and one of the taller people at the family gatherings

don't mind being 5'10. i really don't. don't mind it at all. haha nope. don't mind it

me on the left

I'm not spotty mate

ace

Great Granddad: 5'10? not sure since he was a really old dude when I knew him
Granddad: 5'11?
Uncle: 6'
Dad: 6'
Me: 6'1
Cousin: 6'5

I'm 5'6''

Human bodily functions are disgusting. Wish I could upload my mind.

I'm 5'9. I'm going to have to deal with that for the rest of my life, it's like a disability constantly looming over me and beating me down. Did I say it was like a disability? It IS a disability

I look hilarious, a comical short man. People point at me in the streets. "Look at that peculiar man", they exclaim.

and?
this is a better use of our money

>such town v gown
thought this was a doge meme at first

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