/got/ general: One true queen edition

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CHAD SUMMERCHILD

QUEEN OF THE NORTH

id fuck the hell out of yaras tight plump ass

Jon = Lightbringer

Azor Ahai killed his wife and her soul and courage went into the blade.

Jon's actions led to Ygritte's death and since then she's stayed in his heart, he keeps thinking about her, seeing others as her and repeating "you know nothing" in his mind.

Add that to his vows about being a sword in the darkness and a lover kissed by fire and there you have it.

Dragons = Lightbringer too

Drogo dies but the dragons including one placed next to his heart hatch, and are named for people who's legacy and dreams Dany wishes the dragons to carry on.

Add "a flaming sword above the world" and there you have it

If Euron was to capture a dragon her ass would get loose pretty fast, I am thinking.

N O. G E N D E R.
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She lost at a valid and fair Kingsmoot.

GOD DAM IT NO ONE CARES THE NIGHT KING IS COMING SOUTH BEYOND THE WALL

WHY IS NOBODY STOPPING HIM?

Reposting my shitty OC so people can see it.

FUCK OFF M8

ONE TRUE QUEEN

jaime is light bringer and the lord of light armoured like the sun. the forging of light bringer is jaime shedding the kingslayer and become honourable jaime again.

first time he sheds his skin is in the bath with brienne when he tells the truth of moments that happened before aerys death.
it even opens with jaime telling to be careful or you'll shed the skin of. and ends with him being called the kinslayer and as he passes out he claims no he's jaime.

second time is when he frees tyrion which results in tywin dying with a bolt to the heart. he caused his fathers death indirectly and is blamed directly for his death.

third time will be when he kills the widow queen with widows wail and kills the person who keeps bringing him back to his lesser self.

jaime is lightbringer who'll die killing the night king as he's the only person who will be able to remove the dragon glass shard in his heart which will require a magical golden hand that is engulfed in fire.

the blood stone emepor was azor ahai and the best candidate for azor ahai will be the person who causes the celestial event that causes the long night second time around. either daenerys unwittingly or euron knowingly deceiving her into blowing the hell horn and binding her to his will.

jon is the sword of the morning who will lead men through the long night.

young griff is the prince that was promised.

lightbringer is a person and their is no magical sword. just a magical fiery hand. arthur dayne duel wielding? the order of the fiery hand in the red religions insitution. jojen asked how will we know the end and he replies you'll know while staring at his hand engulfed in flame.

jaimes story is inspired by tyr from norse mythology and king arthur just without the king stuff.

Everyone stops reading after "Jon = Lightbringer", jontard.

Some probably just stop after "Jon".

>Arya immediately drops her quest for revenge to go to Jon
>gets called pretty

Why did they link these two things?

As a fan of femdom, I unironically liked the Sand Snakes and I'm sad they're gone.

i want Euron to insert his squid axe inside my ship nam sayin'

I don't get it.

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>turn up to bar with the lads
>everyone is quiet at the bar watching some fantasy show
>crack jokes with the mates while waiting to be served
>fat girl with glasses and tears streaming from eyes shhh's you
whaht the fuck

why are you linking these two things?

The Sun of Winter

ALL MEN MUST DIE BUT huh...
Wait, THIS one is gendered.

stop with the shitty webms chad, we get it, le fight scene was 'awesome'

this happened?

HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

hot pie was tryna get his nut man

>Battle was lost
>Yara would have died if Theon tried to save her
>Theon would have lost against Euron
>Yara was an asshole anyway
He made the right choice to be honest

Of course it didn't. No one that's still shitposting about GoT after two days ever goes to bars to socialise.

>about to be damphair'd

More like hot cream pie amirite

Dam it it's all part of 4 d chess, he'll break them out.

Come again?

>we are not going to attack King's Landing, and we're not going to attack Westeros with a foreign horde
>I'm telling you we're not doing it
>do you all understand?
>okay so what we're going to do is lay siege to King's Landing
>and attack the seat of high lords with a foreign horde

>Dani's greatest weakness is a huge navy
>Made of wood
>That burns

TELL THEM JON SNOW IS DEAD

AND THAT BRANDON STARK KILLED HIM

NONONONONO YOU SEE KILLING LOTS OF CIVILIANS WITH DRAGONS = BAD

BUT SIEGES THAT LAST FOR A WHOLE YEAR IN FREEZING WINTER = GOOD

and again

AA is Victarion.

yeah i would

Only likeable characters left:
Jon
The Hound
Tormund
Bran
Davos

Here's your Robert's Rebellion spin-off Rhaegar.

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What did you mean by this?

Seeing posts like this makes me think i'm the only normalfag here with a gf, kid, car, good job and friends but still like to shitpost. Surely im not the only one.

NO ONE DIES FROM SIEGES

>final episode
Jaime is leading the battle against the whitewalkers on top of the wall
>Gets knocked off balance and is holding on for dear life on the edge using his one real hand
>Bran is there for some fucking reason, and so is Meera
>Meera is wet af by all the fighting and dragons and shit and wants Bran to take her then and there
>Let's suppose Bran's dick works
>Bran has to choose between saving Jaime and the world, or getting laid
>"The things we do for love"
>Let's Jaime fall
>Series ends
Pure. Kino.

azor ahai is the bloodstone emperor. there is no azor ahai reborn. just a person who'll cause the next celestial event which causes the long night whom the reader can if they choose to proclaim them this person reborn.

azor ahai isn't a hero. he doesn't stop the long night. he causes the long night.

>bran

>''hi mate can I get three-''
>''SHHHHH!''
>''3 beers and-''
>''SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''

Here's young Ned.

Most fappable scene since Ros died

I forgot Jaime

this "good guy is a bad guy all along!" meme is terrible

>okay, so it's a scene where a character extensively explains their morals, and then immediately does the complete opposite just because they were asked
>have them smirk

killing them with their own weapons was great

Do American bars really show TV shows like this? The most we get in the UK is pubs showing rugby, football, and Wimbledon when there's a Brit playing.

>No Theon
>No Melisandre

>Qyburn makes a huge deal about how he's invented the first artillery unit by destroying an historically important dragon skull when he could have just shot a target
>Same episode shows artillery as standard in naval battles

is this real? slap them

Lyanna.

like you wouldnt creampie aryas tight hotpie

How did Euron build a fleet that big, that quickly? What's the time gap between S6 and S7?

I still loved watching Euron BTFO Dany's entire fleet.

>He doesn't like Euron
You're well on your way to nu-male, lad

does look like arya

bout 2 days max

Same apart from the kid - never was convinced I'd make a great dad.

your casting ideas are bad and you should stop posting

During season 5 I remember one here in london one night it was filled with these hipster kids watching got. Usually its dead and we go there to play pool but they must have arranged with the owner to set up a GoT night there. I remember saying 'ill watch that ep tomorrow.'' and not looking at the TV but there was one guy with a remote app on his phone who kept turning the tv off in secret and everyone was pissed.

Bad copy of Ramsay

>show is ending soon
>D&D will be busy with their retarded confederate show
>HBO will want to continue milking A Song of Ice and Fire
>prequels and spinoffs highly likely
>we might be getting good and enthusiastic showrunners on the IP again

That guy is my hero

>Lay siege to King's Landing
>Cersei asks Qyburn to use his knowledge/black magic/whatever to create a disease that will spead through the Dornish and Tyrell ranks
>Give the antidote to King's Landing population
>Siege is broken in a matter of days since the ennemies are too busy shitting to death because of dysentery or something
>Cersei is seen as a savior because the saved the population from the siege and the disease

The Bloodstone Emperor was a the legendary ninth and last ruler of the mythic Great Empire of the Dawn. He was the son of the Opal Emperor and the younger brother of the Amethyst Empress, who succeeded their father. Envious, he slew his sister and proclaimed himself the Bloodstone Emperor.

His was a reign of terror. The Bloodstone Emperor not only practiced torture, but also dark arts, such as necromancy. He enslaved his own people, took a tiger-woman for wife, feasted on human flesh and cast down the true gods of Yi Ti, to worship a black stone that fell from the sky. The Blood Betrayal, as his usurpation is known is the annals of the Further East, ushered in the Long Night, in which the Maiden-Made-of-Light turned her back upon the world and the Lion of Night came forth in all his power to punish the wickedness of man.

He's believed by some scholars to have been the first High Priest of the sinister Church of Starry Wisdom.

various azor ahai candidates follow similarities. jons dream above the wall, daenerys, beric dondarrion exluding blood betrayal and usurping power.

the story doreah tells daenerys about the origin of dragons is a metaphor to the last long night and how it was caused.

if their was a candidate it would daenerys unknowingly causing the long night by blowing on the hellhorn three times as she's the only one who can do it without burning to death. it's also called dragonbinder because she's the dragon that it binds. blowing it once by euron helped him win over the people at the kingsmoot.

it binds people not dragons.

>remote app
someone needs to find that burlington bar with the feminists and do that to them. it would ruin their night and definitely stop their videos except for 1 complaining video which would be hilarious

>reading past Jon

DUDE, EURON IS SO BAD-ASS

>remote app on phone
Are these real or bullshit?

that's a bar in australia

>i cant believe theon didnt commit suicide by a symbolical attempted rescue of his sister as the lone survivor surrounded by his enemies
t. normies

its in chicago

>only fun scene in the last 2 seasons
>autists hate it

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

chad pls

Rsmay was barbaric and cruel, Euron is just relentless.

no stannis is, fuck off euronfag

this. true for the last episode as a whole really. i enjoyed it so i can't complain about inconsistencies.

what's with the fucking normies ITT

ourguys just good at what he does

Was it the whole fleet? I though yara was only taking a small group?

Why does Sam care about Jorah so much

stannis is a shit one dimensional retard

he a good boy

ask your mirror, cocksmuggler

/GOT/ LIKE EURON MORE THAN APE

Jorah's dad was Sams boss

Because he's only alive thanks to Jeor

>only sex scenes in the episode revolve around castrated men

What could they mean by this

what's he going to do, dickless us to death?

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