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kots
cats are for homosexuals
Would love to see that converted into a mosque.
Neo-Middlesbrough circa 2065
egg
absolutely detest yanks
honestly, what do the Tories even stand for? What are their values?
whether you disagree with them or not, I think most people could outline what Labour stands for.
but Tories?
I don't even know why the average commoner votes for them t.b.h.
baffles me that they are in power
my cat
erm no sweaty xx
boipussy>girlpussy
REAL NEW
Smallest willy in brit
laughed at this
KITTIES!!!!
JANNY
nice 'ly lad
alone at the pub lads
You arrive in Canterbury
Saturday afternoon /brit/ is the best /brit/
>fewer Yanks and Canadians
>fewer wacky Bruces trying too hard
>the Saffer is here
>better balance of normies to abnormies
>virgin Rorke NEETs don't dominate like they do most of the rest of the week
>comfy architecture posting
>footyposting
>talking about what we got up to last night, what we're doing the rest of the weekend, how glad we are that we're free from toil and unitoil for the weekend
love it honestly x
Lesbians - can wank to em, good lasses
Gays - can NOT wank to em, oughta burn
it looks like a fucking sea creature lmao
post rare pengshas
...
so called "unitoil" does not exist you arrogant student cunt
me on the right
Long-haired cats > dogs > short-haired cats
>miss me yet?
stop posting this bat
Pleb Friday night is peak /brit/
grugette only like man who can reach high berries
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ENGLAND'S BRAVE 'ARRY KANE
is that york pengster
>POOSENAL
sitting on the train to newcastle lads. bed you'd never guess what i'm going there for.
nightout with the lads?
yes, yes it is
>SHITSENAL
>KANE
post pic
i'm surprised nobody has added aisha on facebook yet
>the man kicking that ball
Barry Kane keeping London white
where from lad
Getting a semi
Kane is unironically the best out and out striker in the world at the moment.
*blocks your path*
Hahah look at this old dude hahah
metro?
looks manly as fuck
fuck off you gay cunt no one wants to see this
youtube.com
would anyone here go on im a celeb?
you're meeting up with your internet gf of 3 years and you're going to have sex
(though actually you're going to get kidnapped, raped and murdered because you're being catfished)
.... noice
did the black man run fast and kick the ball?
that's in gateshead you noncing spacker
I would give you such a long, slow, wet blowjob and swallow every last drop of your cum x
*blocks your path*
i'm going there to get a tattoo
stockton on tees
What did they mean by this?
the olympic gf
gold medal winner of: my heart
is that a ballsack??????
*gives it a slap*
Everyone posting from Africa get out now.
state of the janny
no
JANNY.
why haven't you moved to cardiff yet
thought the UK was small?? why does it take 5 hours to do London-Edinburgh by train?
Oi it's just a bunch of dicks lads she'll be right.
The craziest thing i had said to my (would be) Boss was during my interview with him.
I was in unhappy marriage and I was broken. We had separated long ago and divorce was just a formality. I had stopped working for some time and I had to start looking for a job. I was broken emotionally as well as financially too. Friends suggested to get a job so that I can get myself busy.
My girl friend was working as a receptionist at a reputed firm. She told me about an opening coming up in her firm as a personal secretary. I was well mannered, well groomed and good looking (at least she thought so :-). So she wanted me to try for the same.
I casually went to her office one day to pick her up for shopping. She showed me the General Manager, whose personal secretary post was to be filled. I liked him at the first instance. He was tall and well build. He had those blue eyes that every girl will fall for. Muscular chin and gorgeous Adam's apple. He was so sexy, hot and good looking! And wait a minute… he went home in BMW!
In an instance, my wet vagina told me that he was single answer to my loneliness, my hunger for sex, and my financial needs!
So finally the day of the interview for the position of personal secretary came. I wore the sexiest Low neck Skater Dress (something like this) that I had. Put on my Jessica Simpson Dress Pump (type of high heels) and reached his office.
don't think so
Fists up, lad.
my mum says there's a lot of black people in cardiff
Greg no like angry politic talk, me just want watch da footie
if you said anything gay to my face though you'd get seriously huirt
that'd be weird and stalkerish
also don't know her last name
My turn came and I entered his office. There he was, holding the door for me.
I was so eager to seduce him to land in this job. I was ready (eager rather) to sleep with him if need be. I was willing to do anything to get this job and get him as my boss. I was thinking from my wet vagina and not really from my brain.
Interview was going on well, but I did not get a chance yet to show him that I am the Sexy secretary that he has been waiting for!
And then he asked -
He - “What is something that I do as your Boss, that you would appreciate the most?”
I thought this is the opportunity, so I said - “I would love getting spanked”.
He looked at me with shock. He stopped speaking.
And before I understand, I was told to leave. I just lost the opportunity.
lesson learnt - you can not win over every man with sex. Anyway, he was not of my type. :D
believe in britain
so am I x
urm sweaty
i thought it was common knowledge, i won't dox her then
can't believe there are people who think and type like this desu so fucking weird
cheddar man looks like my dad tbqh
just imaging my bollocks under those stiletto heels fuaaaaaaaark
hurts so good
aren't you the manlet? if so I doubt it x
doing some smelly farts
lol just fly
because I'm not suicidal
unironically done 1/3rd of that drive
>Logan Paul’s YouTube channel has been suspended again after he tased a rat
BASED
wonder if anyone's ever driven from perth to brisbane
>that activate Windows watermark.
the metro covers right across Tyne and wear ya fucking tit
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