Post actors who play only one role and describe the role in a sentence

post actors who play only one role and describe the role in a sentence

>grumpy old man with a dark past

coked-up psychopath who probably got molested as a kid

Unintelligible Austrian death machine

Nicest person you will ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath.

:(

Isn't he the first Doctor now?

>grumpy old man
>with dark past

checks out m8

Extremely British.

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Perfect person for white roles

Wait is that why he killed Billy Bats?

tripping over words is acting

>The guy from scifi shows

Why do niggers get tattoos? They are impossible to read.

Underrated post desu

>The only Pesci movies I've seen are Goodfellas and Casino
Pesci's got a little bit of range. There's none of that anger in his character for Raging Bull, for instance (that's all Deniro). And his comic characters are similarly loud I-talians, but usually deep down nice guys without the coke or psychological damage.

Cage is a bit of an enigma. He makes some movies where you'd think he is literally the worst actor ever to put his face on film... and then he'll turn around and do an Adaptation or something like that and leave your jaw on the floor.

Wasn't he literally cucked into raising some other man's child?

>Perfect for white roles

Sounds about right

Pan-dimensional genie who's going to fuck your day up.

>Cage is a bit of an enigma. He makes some movies where you'd think he is literally the worst actor ever to put his face on film... and then he'll turn around and do an Adaptation or something like that and leave your jaw on the floor.
Didn't he have some tax problems? I imagine your heart's not in it all the time when you have to take every single job offer because the IRS is after you.

I think his recent bad movies have made summarization impossible

Being handsome, lucky and fit, the man is too proud and complacent and needs to be made humble before he can find his true love.

>guess who?

>strong independent womyn with ugly wrinkled feet due to working so hard

Bruce Campbell

I see that guy in the supermarket all the time. He's really friendly.

>Charismatic scoundrel with a hearth of gold

those just look like normal feet to me. Footfags are so strange.

Can you explain what makes feet appealing or unappealing to footfags? Those look perfectly fine to me

He used to fuck kids like him in the can.

>A police officer with a chip on his shoulder

He played a cop like twice

so why hasn't he played hitler yet?

Because Hitler was quite a good public speaker, he brought the point across.

Yeah right and the rest, I can think of at 4 off the top of my head

>The other guys

>Patriots Day

>The Departed

>Max Payne

Living and walking obnoxious fat woman joke

Comedian with a peculiar accent

Fast-talking wise ass

You'd think they'd request white or silver tattoo ink. It certainly exists. But blacks are stupid. Full stop.

Whos crazy shitty movies are usually 10/10

true

He looks like such a sweet, old man. Walder Frey a cute. A CUTE!

characters shorter than 5'10

sorry, wrong pic

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> has not seen my cousin vinny

Nice, whereabouts? Alex McQueen lives in my town. Speaking of which

>pic related, typecast as posh twit

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Rich douchebag who's also a lawyer.

the boots were the perfect touch 10/10 user

Johnny Depp is like the prime example of this shit.

Twat

He bought fucking castles in scotland, I think his mind operates a little differently than most.

With a face like that you can't do many different roles.

What'd I just say?!

Don't forget about that time he wanted to write the next great American Horror novel, bought a huge fucking mansion in New England, closed himself in it for 6 months, got a writer's block and just left.

Disturbia is actually really good and he isn't a twat in that

Liam Neeson but with a gun

I mean who hasn't had days like that. Everybody's a little bit Stephen King sometimes.

>A small guy with big plans

for you

Knowledgeable old man

Tries to make dig at black man a dig at whites.
You win the dumbfuck award!

Socially inept teenager with borderline Aspergers who gets the hot girl.

I'm a footfag and for me her feet are very nice. But I'm not a virgin so that can be a reason why.

Quick look at imdb shows him playing a cop/ex-cop in:
- Max Payne
- We Own the Night
- The Departed
- The Corruptor
- Broken City
- Patriots Day
- The Other Guys
- Mile 22 (upcoming)

Kindly, gravelly voiced old man who shares his wisdom freely and nobody hates.

This guy is always a black cop

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Onion bargey.